[ laughter ] during a press conference this afternoon, President Trump said that his administration is getting things done at a recordsetting pace. For example, most president s take four years to finish a term and it looks like trumps gonna get it done in like eight months. [ cheers and applause ] so [ laughter ] youre out the Justice Department yesterday appointed former fbi director Robert Mueller as special council to oversee the investigation into trump and russia. Im gonna get to the bottom of this. Said donald trump to a pint of haagen dazs. [ laughter ] everybody, calling me a liar. Im not a liar. Theyre liars, and i dont like [ laughter ] Country Singer toby keith will reportedly perform in saudi arabia on saturday, for President Trumps first foreign trip. Youre having toby keith perform for muslims . [ laughter ] thats like having betsy devos give the commencement speech at a historically black oh, okay. I see what you are doing. [ audience groans ] [ applause ] i see what yo
[ laughter and applause ] the white house today formally nominated Christopher Rey to be the next director of the fbi, and hes been fired. [ light laughter ] its a very short cycle these days. Disney worlds hall of president s, which has been closed since january in order to add a new President Trump robot, has reportedly pushed its reopening to the fall. Bummer, said literally not one child. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh no, now we have to go on a real ride. According to reports, President Trumps team has been fighting with disney world over the speech trumps robot will give, in their hall of president s exhibit. Hopefully its better than the one that trumps robot gave at the Republican National convention. [ laughter and applause ] in a recent interview former georgia congressional candidate john ossoff said his nearvictory for the democrats last week, showed that President Trump and chief strategist steve bannon should be sweating in 2018. Umm, have you seen those guys lat
[ laughter and applause ] the white house today formally nominated Christopher Rey to be the next director of the fbi, and hes been fired. [ light laughter ] its a very short cycle these days. Disney worlds hall of president s, which has been closed since january in order to add a new President Trump robot, has reportedly pushed its reopening to the fall. Bummer, said literally not one child. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh no, now we have to go on a real ride. According to reports, President Trumps team has been fighting with disney world over the speech trumps robot will give, in their hall of president s exhibit. Hopefully its better than the one that trumps robot gave at the Republican National convention. [ laughter and applause ] in a recent interview former georgia congressional candidate john ossoff said his nearvictory for the democrats last week, showed that President Trump and chief strategist steve bannon should be sweating in 2018. Umm, have you seen those guys lat
Musical guest, phoenix, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 666. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness hey welcome welcome [ cheers and applause ] you know its going to be a hot show. I feel it. I feel the love i give it right back to you. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it this is the show to be at tonight. Hot show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. I saw that today President Trump had a phone call with vladimir putin. Yeah. Actually, theyre just continuing the phone call they were just having last night, since neither of them would hang up first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as putin and trump ] you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. [ laughter ] thats right, putin talking to trump. Even obama was like, now, this call im going to wiretap. [ laughter and applause ]
Featuring swae lee and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 716, buffalo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Goodness. Oh, hey thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, for that [ cheers and applause ] for that wonderful welcome. That applause actually lasted longer than Anthony Scaramucci. [ laughter ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host, jimmy fallon, everybody. Well, people are still talking about Anthony Scaramucci getting fired. He lasted just six days. Making him the shortest serving White House Communications director ever. But dont feel bad, publishers have offered him a lot of money to write a tellall pamphlet about the experience. [ laughter and applause ] three pages. Three pages doublespaced, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve 24point font. Jimmy he only lasted six days. I mean, there were white house fence jumpers who lasted longer than that. Steve come on jimmy six days is nothing. [ laughter and appla