Featuring swae lee and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 716, buffalo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Goodness. Oh, hey thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, for that [ cheers and applause ] for that wonderful welcome. That applause actually lasted longer than Anthony Scaramucci. [ laughter ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host, jimmy fallon, everybody. Well, people are still talking about Anthony Scaramucci getting fired. He lasted just six days. Making him the shortest serving White House Communications director ever. But dont feel bad, publishers have offered him a lot of money to write a tellall pamphlet about the experience. [ laughter and applause ] three pages. Three pages doublespaced, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve 24point font. Jimmy he only lasted six days. I mean, there were white house fence jumpers who lasted longer than that. Steve come on jimmy six days is nothing. [ laughter and applause ] but get this, trump is apparently looking for a less prominent position for scaramucci that wouldnt require him to be seen very often. [ light laughter ] scaramucci said, you want me to be first lady . [ laughter and applause ] and you go, no, no, thats not what i mean by that. Wheres melania . Melania shes just shes late. Shes arriving late. Its been a rough week for scaramucci. In fact, i saw that in the latest alumni directory for harvard law school, he was mistakenly listed as dead. [ audience oohs ] its nothing personal. Thats just what happens in harvard if you dont donate any money. [ laughter and applause ] but Anthony Scaramucci joined a a long list of officials that President Trump has fired. That might explain this commercial that i just saw. Watch this. Are you looking for work . Yes. Unsure about your future . Yes. Or maybe you have a job, but youre worried you could be let go at any moment . Absolutely. Then forget about linkedin and join kickedout. [ laughter ] the only jobs website made for people whove been fired from the trump administration. Fantastic. Kickedout knows exactly how to get you that amazing new job. We take your resume and delete anything that says youve worked for donald trump. Isnt that wonderful . Kickedout. Sorry, we cant help you get on dancing with the stars. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy kickedout. Steve kickedout. Jimmy kickedout is the new linkedin. Steve its called kickedout. Jimmy actually earlier today, the white house announced scaramuccis replacement, and we have him right now via satellite from washington. Please welcome Donald Trumps new Communications Director andrew moore. Thank you for being here, andrew. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you, jimmy. Im excited for the challenges of being Communications Director and im confident that ill be fully capable of seamlessly transitioning into the new role. Jimmy now, andrew, what experience do you have that qualifies you to take on this very Important Role in the white house . Thats a good question, jimmy. For the past eight years, ive been fighting for the jimmy wait, im so im so sorry. Im not sure whats going on here. What what happened to andrew . Oh, he was fired. [ laughter ] jimmy just now . Yep. Check trumps twitter. Anyway, im taking over the job. Jimmy oh. Well, who who are you . My name is jerome kennard. Jimmy all right, well, mr. Kennard, im not quite sure where to begin, but are you nervous about taking over the Communications Director position . A little nervous. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy wait. Who are you . Im the new White House Communications director, bob wellington. Jerome was fired. Jimmy youre the new White House Communications director . Thats right, jimmy. Matt brady. Nice to meet you. Jimmy now this wait another another new Communications Director . Thats the fourth new Communications Director in one minute. How is that possible . I know. Its a little crazy. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait you, again, andrew, they they rehired you . Oh, no, i just left my mug here. [ laughter ] it was the only thing i had enough time to put on my desk, so. Jimmy well then who is the new Communications Director at the white house . Its me, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] ill just do it myself. Jimmy donald trump, youre your own new Communications Director . Yes. Oh, no, i guess not anymore. Im looking at my twitter account. I just fired me. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right, thats enough, thank you very much. Andrew moore, jerome kennard, bob wellington, matt brady and donald trump, everyone. Confusing. Confusing. Well, yesterday was white house chief of staff john kellys first day on the job. It got awkward when he showed up and said, why are you writing my name on the door in dry erase marker . Thats not a good sign. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not good. Jimmy no. But its crazy, as of today, 12 top government or white house officials have been fired or resigned since trump took office. Yeah. And trump was like, just five more eliminations until i announce the winner. [ laughter and applause ] thats not how this works its not a reality show. What are you doing . The other big story that people are talking about, is that trump dictated don jr. s misleading statement about meeting with a russian lawyer last year, which puts the president in legal jeopardy. When trump heard he was in jeopardy, he said, id rather play family feud. [ laughter and applause ] show me collusion heres a local story. Utility workers here in new york city retrieved a a womans wedding ring that she dropped down a sewer. While the rat handing it back was like, always a bridesmaid. Congratulations. [ laughter and applause ] well, last night was the men tell all episode of the bachelorette, where the guys were eliminated from the show talked about their experiences. The fans love it. And i think it might have inspired another show, too. Check this out. Tonight on abc, tune in for a very special event, the white house men tell all. Watch reince talk about having his heart broken by donald. Well, its disappointing, but i dont think its over yet. See sean try to find the words to describe saying goodbye. I think, lets lets i think at some point you, you know, he and anthony reveals the very last thing he said to donald. [ bleep ]. Thank you. Thats all tonight on the white house men tell all. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the white house men tell all. And finally, this is going viral. The other day on a southwest flight, a little boy greeted everywhere with a fist bump on his way to his seat. Its pretty cute. Check this out. He wanted to fist bump you. Jimmy yeah. And this is nice, it only delayed the flight for two hours. [ laughter and applause ] get your kid in the seat he was so good at using his fist, that he was just hired by united airlines. There you go. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody. Thank you very much, roots. Exciting news as always including i was talking about our band here, the roots. Our pals. They will be performing all week at radio city music hall with Dave Chapelle starting tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy thats a big deal. I mean, you guys are heading over right after we do this here. Yeah. You have more jobs. Questlove double duties, double duties. [ laughter ] jimmy tonight is Opening Night but what special guests do you guys have coming up . Questlove tonight is lil wayne, anderson paak, fat joe. You know, who knows . We might even ask French Montana to do something with us. Jimmy yeah, who all right. And coming up this week, are you there four days . Questlove yeah, four days. All week we have guests. Jimmy i mean everyones kind of i heard arsenio is doing standup . Questlove arsenio is doing it, chris rock. Jimmy chris rock, amy schumer. Questlove schumer might do it, you know. It its nuts. Jimmy the whole thing is going to be crazy. Questlove over 30 acts. Over 30 people. Jimmy Dave Chapelle is there like all month. Hes like living there. Hes got an apartment hes got an apartment in radio city music hall. Yeah, him and the rockettes. Yeah. Well well be psyched that youre there, man. Congratulations. Go get them. Ill see you one night. We got a big show tomorrow night. Academy awardwinner halle berry will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and were going to play a game of box of lies. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. But first we have a great show tonight. He stars in the new movie, wind river. Jeremy renner is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jeez, this guy, come on. Getting great reviews for that. Jeremy and i are playing a fun game tonight called blow your mind. [ cheers and applause ] you dont want to miss that. Yeah. It involves wigs and and i think its like a leaf blower. Anyway, youll youll see it. Steve youll see it. Jimmy plus from the two new movies, fun mom dinner and patti cakes, Bridget Everett is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy im so happy shes here. Super funny. And she can sing, too. Speaking about singing, we have music tonight from French Montana featuring swae lee. [ cheers and applause ] hey guys, i was its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of getting fired by trump. [ laughter ] yesterday Anthony Scaramucci became the latest white house official to lose his job. Its a pretty common occurrence at this point. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of getting fired by trump. Here we go. Pro, the president gave you advance warning that youd probably be let go. Con, during your job interview. Steve wow. Jimmy well, thats thats fair. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats nice. At least you know. Jimmy pro, being escorted out by the secret service. Con, hearing them whisper, please take us with you. [ laughter and applause ] pro, trump shook your hand on the way out. Con, its been 48 hours and he still hasnt let go. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy shakes so long. [ applause ] pro, being offered a generous severance package. Con, seeing mike pence blush when he hears the phrase, generous package. [ laughter and applause ] thats immature. Steve heyo jimmy thats just immature. Pro, its a disappointment, but you learn to live with it. Con, thats also the slogan for the trump administration. [ laughter and applause ] pro, the white house was like one big family. Con, because 99 of the people who still work there are related to trump. Well, thats thats actually true. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats true. Jimmy yeah. And finally, pro, you have more time to relax, watch tv and play golf. Con, or as its also known, being president. There you go. Those are the pros and cons. Were playing blow your mind with Jeremy Renner after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i make it easy to save 600 on car insurance, so being cool comes naturally. Hmm. I cant decide if this place is swag or bling. Its pretzels. Word. Ladies, you know when you switch, you get my bombdiggity discounts automatically. No duh, right . [ chuckles ] sir, you forgot keep it. Youre gonna need it when i make it precipitate. What, what . What . This summer, what . The Samsung Galaxy s8 get threeat best buy. Lars off out out get get get grrr did you find everything okay, sir . Whaaaaat . 60 of women are wearing the w. Experience leaks. Introducing always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. Because my teeth are yellow. These photos . Why dont you use a whitening toothpaste . Im afraid its bad for my teeth. Try crest 3d white. Crest 3d White Diamond strong toothpaste and rinse. Gently whiten. And fortify weak spots. Use together for two times stronger enamel. Crest 3d white. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. I am here with an oscarnominated actor who stars in the new movie, wind river. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeremy Renner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice seeing you. Hi, jimmy. Good luck, player. Jimmy jeremy and i are about to play a game called blow your mind. Very true. [ cheers and applause ] blow blow your mind baby jimmy questlove, do you want to explain how the game works . [ laughter ] questlove yes, jimmy. [ light laughter ] in this game, i will read each of you a mindblowing fact, and you must decide if that fact is true or false. Jimmy all right. If you choose the wrong answer, we will blow your mind. [ light laughter ] and you will be blasted in the face from the tube in front of you. [ light laughter ] make the right choice, and your opponent gets their mind blown. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. Questlove the first fact is for jeremy. Are you ready . Im so ready. [ light laughter ] questlove true or false . The inventor of the frisbee had his body turned into a frisbee after he died. [ light laughter ] i mean jimmy this is insane. I mean, i do jimmy why would you get this the first question . I feel like i got the easy one, right . Jimmy ugh. I mean, the inventor of the frisbee had his body turned into a frisbee after he died. I mean jimmy i mean, come on. If he did, im not playing anymore frisbee. [ laughter ] im going to have to say its definitely, definitely false. Jimmy yeah, i think its false. Your mind is definitely getting blown, jimmy. Jimmy i know my minds gonna be blown, but i would have said it was false, too. Yeah. Questlove the answer may surprise you. No, it doesnt. [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ] [ cheers and applause ] questlove its true. I got salad. Questlove can we see that again in slow motion . Jimmy wow, it is true. Look at that, salad. [ laughter and applause ] we got a salad right there. I got a salad. Jimmy he really did . That wow, thats bizarre. Questlove yeah, the next fact is for you, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, cool. Questlove truth or lie . Jimmy yeah. Questlove in their lifetime, the average person spends a total of 38 days brushing their teeth. Jimmy in their lifetime, average person, 38 days brushing their teeth. I sometimes brush my teeth twice a day. [ laughter ] you got to start doing the math. Jimmy i sometimes brush them three times a day. [ light laughter ] 38 days. What would equal 38 days . That seems like its too little. Yeah, i think so, too. Jimmy i want to say that is a that is a lie. Questlove the answer may surprise you. Jimmy it may surprise me. Come on, man. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] what was that . Jimmy was that a sock . What was that . I think that kid socks. Jimmy what was that . Can i see it in slow motion . What hit me in the face there . I think thats a kids sock. Jimmy a sock . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got hit with a baby sock. Questlove jeremy . Yes, im ready. Questlove youre up next. Thank you. Im ready. Questlove fact or fiction . Abraham lincoln is in the National Wrestling hall of fame. [ light laughter ] come on, man. Really . Jimmy wrestling hall of fame . I think wrestling hall of fame is, like, you know its just im not batting so well here. I think i might have to Abraham Lincoln jimmy are you gonna pick Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame . No, no, no. Im going to say that is definitely fiction. Jimmy i dont know, man. Get blown, buddy. Questlove the answer may surprise you. [ laughter ] jimmy lets get blown. Lets get blown. [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ] [ cheers and applause ] questlove its true. Can we please see that again in slow motion . Jimmy really . Was it . Jimmy rose petal. I think it was rose petals. Very romantic. Yeah, you got the roses. Beautiful. [ laughter ] kiss from a rose. Its like a seal video. [ laughter ] damn you, lincoln jimmy yes. Questlove jimmy. Jimmy yes . Questlove the next fact is for you. Jimmy thank you, man. Questlove true or false . Robert de niro was born in a a womens bathroom. [ light laughter ] jimmy could be, could be. Could be. [ laughter ] you know what . Its so bizarre that im going to say its true. I dont know. Really . Jimmy lincolns in the wrestling hall of fame. Why are you laughing . [ light laughter ] i think its true. Questlove the answer may surprise you. Jimmy oh, geez. Jimmy might be me. Whatd you say, true or false . I cant remember. Jimmy i said true, he was. [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] how am i supposed to know that . What was that . [ scattered applause ] questlove that is a lie. Lets see that again in slow motion. Jimmy this is ridiculous. How do i know that, man . That was a good one, man. What was that, yarn . [ laughter ] for heavens sake. Now were getting crafty. Okay. All right. Here we go. [ thunder ] jimmy does anyone know what that means . Excuse me. Questlove that means its time for our final question. Jimmy oh. Questlove its a simple yes or no question, and it comes with a twist. Im ready. Questlove if you answer incorrectly, both of your minds will be blown. [ light laughter ] jeremy . Yes. Questlove this conundrum is for you. Are you naked if youre only wearing socks . [ laughter ] what do you think . If youre exposing all your stuff in your, like, business socks . Jimmy i think you are naked. [ light laughter ] youre totally acceptable to walk down the street because youre not naked . Jimmy well its not like no, you would be arrested by the police. Youd be arrested, right . Jimmy yeah, you will be arrested for public nudity. Your argument will be like, look man, im not naked. Im wearing socks. Jimmy thats true. [ light laughter ] questlove gentlemen. For pete sakes, you cant get socks. Jimmy wait, wait, wait. Can i ask where are you wearing the socks . [ laughter and applause ] all right, all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] you cant arrest him. You cant arrest him. Are you naked if youre only wearing socks . Questlove are you naked . I want to say no. Jimmy yeah, youre not naked. Youre not naked. Jimmy no. You got socks on. Questlove hey, guess what . Jimmy what . The answer jimmy the answer may surprise you, yes. Ugh. [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ] [ applause ] questlove you are wrong. You are naked if youre only wearing socks. [ applause ] jimmy you are naked questlove lets see that again in slow motion, please. Jimmy oh, my god. [ laughter ] look, it totally came off. [ applause ] im gonna say the winner tonight is Jeremy Renner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for doing this, buddy. As always. Jimmy more with Jeremy Renner after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our Subaru Outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 Subaru Outback models. Now through august 31. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Ready, ok when we say study you say haul study haul study haul when we say study you say haul study haul study haul everything you need to ready, set, go back to school. 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Jeremy renner in the house welcome. [ cheers and applause ] a stud. Jimmy we love having you on the show. Thank you for coming back. Its so great. Jimmy every time you come on, its always we do something. Thank you for playing blow your mind. And last time you were here, do you remember david blaine was on and he threw up a frog. [ light laughter ] thats right. Thats right. Jimmy that ill never forget that moment. Yeah, i remember their faces. Jimmy no, that was the most bizarre scene. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that didnt flip you out that he yeah, yeah. You know, because davids been a friend of mine for a little while. And then, hes, you know, been over to the house. Hell practice these tricks and stuff at the house. Jimmy hes thrown up a frog at your house . He had different houses. He has to prepare a long time to do this trick. Right . So its not like you just, you know, put frogs in him and throws him up and that kind of thing, right . Jimmy it was the most bizarre thing. But he kept drinking water, like, weird. But everything he does is kind of weird, so i was like [ laughter ] well, hes just maybe hes just weird. Hes a magician, man. Yeah, he is. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Thank you for having me. And then i go, yeah, i know. Hes got frogs in his belly. Jimmy well, i didnt know he had a frog. I didnt know any of his tricks. And then he and then a real live frog hopped out of his mouth. Yeah, yeah. And hes got relationships with these frogs. Theres only these four frogs that he can use to do that. Hes like, literally, he would sit and talk to them he was telling me this, i swear to god. He would sit and, like, talk to them for a while, hes like, im about to put you in my belly. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, i dont know. I dont know about this. I swear to god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy thats part of his trick . Because he is sick, dude. You can get salmonella, whatever the heck it is, right . You get something. Jimmy i guess so. I dont now if you have a frog living in you. Yeah. They kill you. They can kill you. Jimmy you can get a little sick, i guess. But theyll kill you. Jimmy how are you feeling, by the way . Because i saw this, you posted this on instagram. What happened to your arms . I broke my arms. Jimmy both of them . Broke both of them, yeah. Jimmy how did you break both of your arms . It was a stunt falling off a a stack of chairs, like 20 feet, and the chairs didnt fall but i fell onto my arms. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, man, what was the bit supposed to be . You fall with the chairs . I fall with the chairs then run and then, you know, look cool doing it. [ laughter ] but no, i fell on my face. Jimmy oh. Yeah. Jimmy and when did you did you know it was bad . Like, once it happened . I knew when i hit the ground, it wasnt good. [ laughter ] because i couldnt feel my arms. But then i went back up the stack of chairs, did it again, did okay, whatever, and then the chairs fell. [ light laughter ] and then i went to the hospital at lunch and then they said, thats broken, thats broken. Im like, okay, cool. And i went back to work. And i had about going back to work, because i had to chuck doughnuts at ed helms. Which is so awesome. [ light laughter ] jimmy im assuming this is a comedy. Its a comedy. Jimmy ok, good. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Its like the movie where hes chucking doughnuts at ed helms. [ laughter ] look at this guy. You show up on your motorcycle. Whats up . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy want to do a magazine cover . Yeah, im cool with that. Do you really drive a a motorcycle in real life . Yeah, yeah. I have two motorcycles i like to ride. Jimmy so you also you have an f150, too, a ford . Yeah, in my house in lake tahoe i have this big, sort of, raptor, you know what a raptor is . Jimmy oh, yeah. F150 version. Jimmy you have a raptor . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy oh, thats an extreme truck. Yeah, but i needed it to i do love the truck. It rumbles just like a demon, but i need it to get to my structure, because i have long driveway. And we get just tons and tons of snow. So theres you know, its fourwheeling to get to my house. Jimmy and this is your house in tahoe . Thats my house in tahoe. Yeah. [ laughter ] it required, yeah, a snowcat and a snowmobile to get into the structure. Jimmy god. Yeah, really it got 65 feet of snow this year. Its more than double in recorded history. It buried the house. Jimmy and so are you good on the snowmobile. Youre in this new movie and you ride a snowmobile. Yeah, i actually just got the snowmobiles for the house. And then went and shot in park city for wind river. Jimmy thats where you do it. Yeah. Jimmy do you want to tell us what wind river is about . Elizabeth olsen. Yeah, yeah, and she plays an fbi agent thats called upon to help solve the murder of a a young girl who was murdered and raped on a in the wind river indian reservation. I play a hunter for to help her track and find out who the heck did it. Jimmy wow. And youre getting a a lot of people are saying this the best performance of your career. So congratulations on not bad. I mean, youre yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy care about reviews but i think its fascinating. But those scenes when youre racing when youre on the snowmobile, thats really you riding with elizabeth . Yeah, yeah. Theres a yeah, most of them. Theres a few shots where i didnt but theres one where i remember we were we had to follow a guy, who was, like, just a monster on a snowmobile. And we were going about 65 miles an hour. He just sort of disappeared in this blizzard and went down somewhere you couldnt see. So i just said, like, well, i got to trust him. And shes got to trust me. Im like, [ bleep ] it. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont yell that. Like, imagine hearing that if im elizabeth. Like, whatd you just say . Youre like, ah i said, uh buckle up buck it. Buck it. Buck it. Tuck it in. Jimmy buckle up. Tuck it. Jimmy tuck it in. [ laughter ] tuck it right good. Tuck it. [ laughter ] i dont want to hear jimmy i dont want to hear that. Youre driving, i feel like you say that. Jimmy jimmy whatd you just say . Fine. [ laughter ] come on. Jimmy yeah, tuck it. Yeah. Yeah, but we did good. It was a dangerous slope but it was fun, though. We had a good time. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres Jeremy Renner in wind river. Take a look at this. She ran all the way here. And her lungs burst here. And she curled up in that treeline drawing her own blood. So how far do you think someone could run barefoot out here . Oh, i dont know. How do you gear someones will to live, especially in these conditions . I knew that girl. Shes a fighter. So no matter how far you think she ran, i can guarantee you she ran further. Jimmy ah, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] Jeremy Renner, everybody wind river opens in select theaters on friday. 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Jimmy im a big fan and im so happy youre finally on the show. Are you nervous . Jimmy im a little nervous. I am. Kind of, yeah. But you started here and you got your big start in new york because it was, like, in the kind of cabaret alt comedy scene. So thats where but, i mean, all my friends know you. Im like, Bridget Everett is the best. Thats really sweet. Jimmy how did you start doing this . Well, i actually started doing karaoke. Jimmy it started with karaoke . Yeah. Jimmy all good things start with karaoke. Well, a lot of people dont know thats true. A lot of people think karaokes sad but i think its wonderful. [ laughter ] jimmy i love it, man. I love it. I mean, if you dont see a a Mental Health care professional like i do, like, thats where youre going to work it out. [ laughter ] jimmy youre fun. Yeah. Jimmy so you just started there and people were like, hey, you got a good voice . Yeah, basically, it was like from there to here. Two weeks ago i was at sing sing karaoke on the lower east side. Jimmy yeah and now im here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love sing sing. I know that. Its so good, right . Jimmy its the greatest. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. So you just go and you do your jams and then you ended up like i know you did a lot of shows at joes pub. Yeah, i work at joes pub a a lot. And im a cabaret singer. And i know that cabaret is, like, a very cool, almost like a hot buzzword right now. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. I remember i was at this comedy festival with my friend, adam, who happens to be adrock of the beastie boys. Im just dropping that right now. But, like, were riding around, everybodys like, oh, what are you guys here for . And hes like, oh, shes a a cabaret singer. I was like, shut up [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Dont tell anybody, come on. Youre a cabaret singer. Hes so cool, he can do cabaret, people are like, yeah, adrock does cabaret man, its cool. Like, you know . Jimmy haha, no. When i do it, theyre like, thats that waitress from the upper west side. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. Thats but you have a motto. Which is ddhd or something . What is it . Well, actually im sure youve heard of ll cool j before, right . Jimmy absolutely, yeah, i love him. He told me he told oprah [ laughter ] he told oprah jimmy so many names are dropping right now. Im freaking out right now. He basically jimmy he told oprah. Where were you . He told jimmy what else was he telling oprah . I was at home watching lifeclass. [ laughter ] jimmy thats where oprah airs. Yes. And basically shes like, you know, ll, how do you do it, you know . Your empire, you know, you got your fragrance empire and youre on these Television Shows and youre a rapper and youre a mogul. Hes like, you know oprah. Ddhd [ light laughter ] jimmy i love that you lick your lips. Yeah, yeah. He has the best lips in the world. If i saw them, i would just touch them. But he [ laughter ] but ddhd stands for dreams dont have deadlines. Jimmy oh, nice. Thats so tender, right . But its true. Jimmy thats true. Yeah. When youre 42 years old waiting tables, youre like, ddhd. I got tattoo, tattoo, tattoo. [ laughter ] jimmy tattoo, all right. Yeah. Tattoo. Jimmy but man, oh, man, youve been crushing what a a great summer. You have two giant movies out. Giants. Jimmy they are. I mean, theyre getting i mean no, theyre great movies. Jimmy you got that fun mom dinner. Yeah. Jimmy which is molly shannon, toni collette. Mmhmm. Jimmy it is super fun. Adam levine. Adam scott. All kinds of people. Jimmy yeah, and moms should have fun. Yeah. Jimmy thats the way it is, right . Its what you want it to be. Its so much fun. Jimmy oh, its ridiculous, its great. And then you have patti cake . Yeah, patti cake is a oh, you were going to say something. I interrupted. Its your show. Its like im at your house and im telling you what to say. Im sorry. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] what are you talking about . I didnt even bring you gift. Jimmy i love it. No, i love it. No, i want you to talk. I didnt bring you anything. Jimmy no. I didnt know. Im sorry. Jimmy you dont have to bring me gifts. I know, i would i didnt know quest told me, hes like, bring jimmy, like, nuts or, like, a chocolate bar [ laughter ] jimmy bring jimmy nuts . What are you talking about . [ laughter ] bring me nuts. Dont bring jimmy nuts. I dont know why i said nuts. Jimmy i dont want any nuts. I dont want i am very happy that youre here. [ laughter ] who needs nuts . Everybody likes nuts. Jimmy im going to bring jimmy nuts. I love nuts. Jimmy no, i know. I know. I love nuts. Jimmy i love yeah. Oh, my god. Im single. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Oh, my god. Hey. Oh. Hey. Oh, my god. Jimmy lets talk about so you have fun mom [ laughter ] the roots just played for me while i did. Jimmy fun mom dinner. [ light laughter ] you got patti cake . Okay. Im back. Jimmy patti cake . Yeah. Jimmy this is about a a rapper. Yeah. Jimmy patti cake . Yeah. Jimmy and thats your daughter in the movie. And you play the mom. Yeah, i totally dont have a a daughter in real life, but if i did, it would be patti cake . Because shes shes a a rapper, she lives in new jersey, shes got big dreams and its kind of like if you took, like, rudy in eight mile and you made like a and rocky and you made a a movie, thats what you get. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] you really do root for her. You root for her. Its a really i think its a a great movie. Im really proud to be a part of it. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres Bridget Everett in patti cake . Take a look at this. Come on. There you go. One more. Hey. Its a marathon. Not a sprint. No . No. What you got . Your [ bleep ] period or something . Whoa whoa oh, my god, sweetheart. Jesus christ. Oh. Come on. There we go. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Hey. Were family, right . Love is thicker than jager. Jimmy loves thicker than jager. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] loves thicker than jager. How exciting. Well, bridgett see, im a wonderful mother. I didnt even know it. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. Well, youre getting great reviews for this. Thanks for doing that. You know, i always say all good nights begin with karaoke and they also end with karaoke. God, i hope so. Jimmy and just wondering if maybe [ cheers and applause ] we just have a microphone. We always have a microphone. What do you stretch out . [ laughter ] oh. Stretch out. You have to stretch out . What is is that the celine dion microphone . Jimmy oh, yeah, this is the one. [ laughter ] i guess i can sing a a little piece of my heart by janis joplin. Is this is okay . Jimmy yeah. Please, wed love it. [ cheers and applause ] youre out on the streets looking good and baby deep down in your heart i guess you know that it aint right never, never, never, never never, never, hear me when i cry when i cry at night honey i cry all the time and each time i tell myself that i cant stand the pain but then you hold me in your arms and im singing once again i want you to come on, come on, come on take it take another little piece of my heart now baby break it, break another little bit of my heart now baby have it have another little piece of my heart now baby you know you got it if it makes you feel good [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness Bridget Everett. Standing ovation. Standing ovation right there patti cake is in theaters august 18th. Fun mom dinner comes out this friday. Well be right back with a a performance from French Montana. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the ford summer sales event is in full swing. Ill jump out and guide you back. Easy, son. 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It seems like Dwayne Johnson cant possibly take on any more. The rock oh, that sounds like a challenge. [crash] hey siri, get me a lyft ride to lax. [siri tone] [crash] [tires squeal] [jet engine] [siri tone[ painting, painting, painting. Siri mr. Nakamura can discuss your fashion line. Im out. Rock. Hey siri, take a selfie. [siri tone] [siri tone] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a grammynominated rapper whose new album, jungle rules, is out now. Here to perform unforgettable with a little help from swae lee and ugandas triplets ghetto kids, give it up for French Montana [ cheers and applause ] hottest song in the world new york city [ cheers and applause ] its not good enough for me since i been with you ooh hey hey but you are unforgettable i need to get you alone right now a good time never hurt nobody i got a little drink but its not bacardi if you loved the girl then im so so sorry i got to give it to her like we in a marriage oh like we in a hurry no no i wont tell nobody youre on your level too tryna do what lovers do feeling like im fresh out boosie if they want the drama got the uzi ship the whole crew to the cruise ship doing things you dont even see in movies ride with me ride with me boss i got a hard head but her ass soft she want the last name with the ring on it because i pulled out a million cash told her plank on it and you are unforgettable i need to get you alone now you wanna choose just popped bubbly in the cuzi its not good enough for me since i been with you hey hey im gonna sip on this drink when im messed up i should know how to pick up im gonna catch the rhythm while she push up against me ooh and she tipsy and you are unforgettable i need to get you alone ahh ahh oooh right now a good time never hurt nobody i got a little drink but its not bacardi if you loved the girl then im so so sorry i got to give it to her like we in a marriage oh like we in a hurry no no i wont tell nobody youre on your level too tryna do what lovers do you aint enough for me come on im too much for you alone baby go and grab some bad bad bring em home know the jets on me on me ima curve my best for you for you you know so pick up that dress for me leave the rest home too much combo 24 hours when you stand next to me 24 karats she left her man at home she dont love him no more i want your mind and your body dont mind nobody you dont never hurt nobody what what baby girl work your body work your body you are unforgettable [ cheers and applause ] thank you jimmy that was great that was great that was awesome you were fantastic. 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Plus, get up to fifty extrabucks each year just for filling prescriptions. Switching is easy. Were here for you. Join us. At cvs pharmacy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to Jeremy Renner, Bridget Everett. [ cheers and applause ] French Montana. [ cheers and applause ] swae lee. Triplets ghetto kids right there. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight idris elba, from the handmaids tale, actress alexis bledel. Cooking with chef michael voltaggio. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyer seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night, how is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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