Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, gwen stefani from the mandalorian, actor Giancarlo Esposito an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight thats fantastic to hear lets get to the news. Election day is eight days away, which means were just a few short weeks away from the Supreme Court telling us who we elected. President trump tweeted today, quote, the Fake News Media is riding covid, covid, covid all the way to the election, losers. Yeah, youre right even after the election theyll probably run a headline like this scientists in germany have announced that theyve measured the shortest interval of time ever recorded and no surprise here, it was how long trump lasted on 60 minutes. In an interview that aired last night on 60 minutes, President Trump criticized correspondent leslie
Supreme court going to shut him down this week tomorrow they are going to say, were also making it illegal to wear suits that look like trash bags sorry, my man. President trump tweeted today about former National Security adviser john boltons new book and said, quote, wacko john boltons exceedingly tedious New York Times book is made up of lies and fake stories, said all good about me in print until the day i fired him. A disgruntled, boring fool who only wanted to go to war and never had a clue, was ostracized and happily dumped what a dope. Okay, but everyone already knew that, and then you hired him trumps like a mcdonalds manager who puts a golden retriever on the register and then gets mad about the long line it was never going to work in the new interview, former National Security adviser john bolton said, he believes that putin thinks he can play president trump, quote, like a fiddle i dont know fiddles are notoriously hard to play if anything, putin is playing trump like a dru
Primary was today. Not to be confused with super tuesday which was, i think, 11 years ago [ light laughter ] thats right, the mini tuesday primary was today, where six states held their primaries. So after tonight, we might finally know once and for all whether Tulsi Gabbard can take a hint [ laughter and applause well see what the math says after tonight. President trump told reporters today that he has not been tested for the coronavirus but just to be safe, the virus has decided to selfquarantine [ laughter and applause according to a political analyst, president Trumps Campaign strategy is to paint his potential opponent, former Vice President joe biden as senile what you cant just call your opponent the thing that you are. [ light laughter ] i mean, that would be like saying that Hillary Clinton was crooked. Oh oh, crap, oh [ light laughter ] hes going to win again, oh, no. Thats right, President Trump wants to paint joe biden as senile by highlighting his recent verbal blunders u
Chef Emilio Vitolo featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden told reporters yesterday that hes optimistic about a ceasefire in gaza by next week. And this was awkward while i was eating ice cream [ light laughter ] how about a minute to put down my cone, dude . This is like when obama announced we got bin laden just as someone put out the pie [ laughter ] former President Trump is set on thursday to visit the u. S. mexico border, im guessing to make a break for it [ laughter ] you guys, before we move on i want to address something we did on the show yesterday. We showed a clip that implied that donald trump had mistakenly referred to his wife as mercedes it has since been explained to us that he was referring to republican operative named Mercedes Schlapp so apologies to donald trum
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