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[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] yes, all right! yes! let not your be troubled. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest. She has witnessed more fights than a cashier at a waffle house , charlie! [cheering and applause] greg: if it seems like he is judging you, that s his job, comedian vince august! [cheering and applause] greg: her husband tried to convince her that talking is bad for the baby. New york times bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: and you need sir edmund hillary to see if he has dandruff. New york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right all right, all right. Before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg leftovers! greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will by joe a pager from one of our jewish friends in tel aviv. [laughter] greg: te
Of a tough winter ahead for the u. K. Lets check the markets. Weve got bonds on offer, equities crashing a bit catching a bit. The s p up by 1. 33 . Lookuro is catching a bit, at what is happening with brent. Bumpy all across the products. Trading,where we are on the upside. Alix, i got the time right eventually. Alix good thing you caught it. Cases on the rise over in europe. You wound up having a paris looking at restrictions on bars. It all depends on government. Boris johnson expect a very tough winter ahead. The chancellor did warn the country. Have a sacred responsibility to future we need the public finances strong. Through careful management of our economy, this conservative government will always balance the books. Ive never pretended there is an easy cost free answer. Hard choices are everywhere. Alix joining us now from copenhagen, is the saxo bank cio. A democratic sweep, a blue wave. You want to buy value, so you will rotate out of the u. S. And by europe and buy europe. D
Welcome to squawk alley for your wednesday morning im Carl Quintanilla with julia bore steen, mike san tolely with us for the hour dow is lagging down 60 jackson hole tomorrow, of course, were watching hurricane laura, the retailers but mike, crm, continues to astound. We thought 20 gain was impressive its now at session highs of 27 today alone on what bloomberg called the best revenue surprise in a decade. Yeah. Its pretty remarkable obviously the results themselves are emboldening people to say that this was as expensive as the stock has always looked undervalued or misvalued or didnt appreciate the durability of what theyre doing on the market share side of things for the longterm. What is interesting, too, if you look at it compared to some of the other software bell weathers over the last couple years, as big as todays move is, its kind of a catchup if you look at how microsoft and adobe in particular their anointing crm into that class inpenetrable areas that seem like theyre goi
Additions here amgen, honeywell and salesforce which report after the bell. 59 minutes left of trade welcome to the big show, david yep and head on todays show as well sara, were going to discuss the Economic Data points and what the outlook is Going Forward were going to have the council of economic advisors acting chairman his name is tyler goodspeed. Hell be our guest plus, well focus on todays strong housing dwrat with redfins ceo glenn kelman. And it may be late in earnings season there are still some big names reporting after the bell including sales force, nordstrom, Toll Brothers and more well bring you all the numbers, sara, as soon as they hit the tape before all that, lets get straight to the market the major arnlgs following another record high for the s p 500 yesterday. Mike santoli is tracking all of the moves for us good morning i should say that is the last time ill do that, mike good afternoon, mike. 3 00 p. M. Is the last time were going to call it morning appreciate