2015, and both are as powerful as ever. But as dib . Ixult as americas war against isis has been, there is one thing that president obama has made absolutely clear. It will take time to eradicate a cancer like isis, it will not involve american combat troops fighting on foreign soil. The president has ruled out american boots on the ground in iraq and syria in a combat role. The president has made clear there will not be u. S. Boots on the ground. Trevor that isco right. No boots on the ground. If anything, obama is going to take those boots and put them on drones. laughter look how cute, he thinks hes a people. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So the white house policy in the middle east could not be clearer. The u. S. Will not be engaged in Ground Combat with isis. No boots on the ground. President o bam obama ordering boots on the ground in syria. For the first time u. S. Ground troops, special Operations Forces will enter syria to help in the fight against isis. Trevor okay, i know what you are thi
Record, i think panthers should direct panther movies. cheers and applause its not gonna make shens you sense out there, but trust me. They know what im talks about. Actor ron perlman joining us on panel tonight. Very excited about that. cheers and applause oh, by the way, by the way, by the way, today is election day, in exactly one year from when the white house will officially be denegrofied. That means its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. laughter the topic today is the g. O. P. Is still complaining about the way they were treated during last weeks debate, and their ire seems to be centered around a certain type of question. Gotcha questions. Gotcha questions. Gotcha questions. We should have moderators who are interested in disseminating the information about the candidates as opposed to, you know, gotcha. laughter larry okay, gotcha. Creepy doctor, mr. Oneman haunted house. I got you. laughter you know, seems like if youre running for president , you should be a
Yeah, the s stands for slutty. Lets take one look back. The nation has a craze of shutting down planned parenthood. Now watch me eliminate access to Womens Health care. You guys probably heard the radio version. It all began with a series of videos meant to prove that planned parenthood was selling secret secret tissue for profit. These secretly formed videos were made by i assume some sort of prolife james bond. Which does not exist. Because james bond is obviously prochoice. So think about it, when the kind of pussy you can get is described as galore you are going to have a few accidents. laughter so it turns out the videos were edited to make it look like planned parenthood was profiting off baby parts. But just because the videos from manipulated doesnt mean prolifers couldnt get outraged about them. I dare hillary clinton, barack obama to watch these tapes. Watch a fullyformed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to h
Watching tv . laughter what are you, an effective communicator or something . everything got delayed because to have the president. They even had to hold back the Football Game on tv. No, they literally had to hold them back. 8 00 smash time no the president needs to talk no, smash laughter now, the president called the police to discuss the San Bernardino shooting last wednesday and to tell us how he plans to keep everybody safe from further domestic terrorism. So, mr. President , the sunday night lineup is yours. The threat from terrorism is real, but we will overcome it. We will destroy i. S. I. L and any other organization that tries to harm us. In iraq and syria airstrikes are taking out i. S. I. L leaders heavy weapons, oil tankers, infrastructure. In both countries were deploying special Operations Forces who can accelerate thato offensive. Were working with friends and allies to stop i. S. I. Ls operations. Trevor i know first of all, some people at home are going, who the hell
cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor thank you very much welcome to the daily show im trevor noah. Weve got a great show. Our musical guest tonight pusha t is here, everybody applause but in our main news, tonight was the Republican Debate in las vegas, and well have full coverage of it tomorrow, because we tape the show at 6 30 p. M. , and i wont look into the future. I mean, i can look into the future because i do have that power, but i wont. laughter no, no. I wont. You guys are giggling like i will, and i wont laughter okay, fine. Just this once. cheers and applause gasp i saw too much its just Chris Christie trimming his pubes laughter the future is so strange anyway, even before the debate started, everyone knew it would be important because right now the republican field is extremely volatile. Candidates have been surging and dropping rapidly. Take ben carson for instance, whwho has dropped 18 points from six weeks ago because voters realized preside