[applause] and, by the way, you know, its cold and flu season. So whats better time to talk about americas number one airborne disease, Spirit Airlines. [laughter] its now being accused of discrimination by several black passengers. Passengers kicked off a plane overnight. The Flight Attendant says they were being unruly. They claim its because they were black. Police was called by Spirit Airlines after an argument broke out after a doublebooked seat. Larry a doublebooked seat . Okay, guys, i have to call false racism on this. In a year when im trying to focus on black lives matter, i dont have the energy for black flights matter, too. I just dont got it. With more on the spirit be balk, we go to holly whos actually on a Spirit Airlines flight. Holly, have you found any instances of racism . Yes. Its happening as we speak, larry. Spirit is trying to kick me off too. Racism . Larry whoa. Hold on a second. Holly, tell me exactly what happened. I refused to give up my seat. Thats what hap
Thank you very much. Welcome the nightly show. I love you too. I do. Especially all my bald guys out there. Were in bald solidarity. We have a great show. Ty dollar sign joins us on the panel tonight. [cheers and applause] guys, first theres some shocking news. Im suspending my campaign for president of the united states. Larry thats right i know. Most people were surprised bobby jindal was even running for president. Im telling you guys, we need to make this guy a spy. Hes like mastered invisibility. See, hes gonna. In real political news ben carsons campaign [laughter] larry in show of support for the governors saying no to Syrian Refugees released this map of simpatico states. I dont have anything to say about the support but im going to need everybody to take a much closer look at the map. Look closely at the northeast. Okay. What . Since when is Vermont South of massachusetts . And shaped like a handgun . Or is it just gunsylvania . And maine and New Hampshire i guess have been so
cheers and applause but first, lets turn to the big news from last night, the republican president ial debate in las vegas. And as soon as all the candidates walked out on stage, one thing became immediately clear, there are still way too many candidates. laughter theres like nine people out there. The gop krams more people on stage than earth, wind and fire, people. laughter i cant even remember them all at this stage. Like each debate is like a High School Reunion for me. Im like Christopher Cristie . Oh my god . Is that you . Youre still doing the whl political thing. Damn you have gained a lot of support since the last time i saw you. Wow applause and lets be honest, folks, lets be honest. By now it feels like all the debates are the same. The candidates come out. They sing the national anthem, they give their opening statements. But on this occasion, last night, dr. Ben carson, man, he, he kicked things off with a bang. Dr. Carson. Thank you, wolf. Please join me for a moment of s
Daughter was born on july 14th, bastille day and has been a francophil ever signs. I promised her shen she was a girl for her 18th birthday i would take her to paris. That birthday is in eight months, so do what you will, paris but you can go do what you want, but that trip is still happening. cheers and applause all right. Lets show a little comedy then maybe, right . Okay, oh, i got an idea. The cbs democratic debate was this saturday night, guys. So lets see which traitors from obamas party want to denegrofy the white house. Release the unblackening. cheers and applause okay. So saturday night debate took place at draik university. My second Favorite University named after a rapper right after cal state fetty wap. True. Now lately gop candidates have been complain being the strict rules and central air conditioning at their debate but on saturday night, they had some rules of their own. The candidates have one minute to respond to our questions and 30 seconds to respond to our follo
Representatives can figure out what the hell is going on cheers and applause trevor and just like that, donald trump took the place of young black males of the new yorker least likely to be able to hale a cab. laughter applause where are you going . Oh, you no, no, no. Black guy, bronx, lets go. So, like a pokeemon, donald trup has evolved into an even more gruesome form of himself, this time saying we should ban all muslims from entering america. Lets just take a second to think about what he said here. Republican president ial frontrunnefrunrunner donald j. O ban every Single Person from the worlds second largest religion from entering the United States of america every doctor, every scientist and even zayne malik. laughter you really want to miss off one direction fans . Really . You want a real insurgency on your hands . Im starting to get a sense this may not be a well thought out plan. How does it work at the border, donald. The customs agent would ask the person their religion.