With someone, something no one saw coming. Today we learned that october is here. Can you believe its october already . I cant believe it. I cant believe its october already. Well, its hard it to believe, but october is here already. Were moving into october already if you can believe it. Can you believe its already october . Its october, already. I dont believe it. Hard to believe that october is already here. October already. Can you believe it . Cannot believe its object already. I cant believe its already october. Hard to believe its october already. Hard to believe its october. Hard to believe its already october. Can you believe its october already. Were not doing this again. Jimmy, dont take this one. Jimmy, dont take this one. Thanks, kate. Jimmy im sorry. When someone gives me a gift, i have no choice but to take it. This is hard not to believe. All is not well in the white house right now. The president and his minions have been telling everyone that the allegations that have
History. Also in 1871, the great fire of chicago killed 200 people, destroyed more than four miles of buildings. And in 1940, german troops occupied romania. In 1952, the worst a little crash. And on 1970, this baby was born and mutated into the monster now known as matt damon. And somewhere, right now, matt is celebrating by eating a free ice cream sundae all alone at ihop. You know, for whatever reason, matt has a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Can we get a shot of that . Aside o oh, no, he bigger mant thats not, you hate to see that happen on this speciayal matt damons birth someday a good reminder that there are bad things happening in this country that have nothing to do with the president at all. Congress was supposed to hear testimony from gordon sondland. He was scheduled to borsht. He was told in the middle of the night he was not permitted to testify. The president wrote, i would love to send ambassador sondland, but hed be testifying before a truly kangaroo court. Impor
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Sure. As you may know, i wound up in the middle of the National Health care debate after i know its ridiculous, but after a senator, senator bill cassidy of louisiana who was on my show in may and promised a Health Care Plan would pass the jimmy kimmel test. My son billy had open heart surgery shortly after he was born. He needs two more surgeries and that experience opened my eyes to how difficult life can be for parents in that situation and how important it is that families are covered like we are. Unfortunately, the plan senator k cassidy and his colleague Lindsey Graham came up with does not sufficiently protect those parents or children or anyone really. So i called him out, because he said it passed the jimmy kimmel test. Its a personal thing for me. I was in three cities this weekend, and at a charity event. I met so many people, almost every one of them was a stranger, wanting to tell me that the Affordable Care act that our president and half our senators are trying to kill s