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With someone, something no one saw coming. Today we learned that october is here. Can you believe its october already . I cant believe it. I cant believe its october already. Well, its hard it to believe, but october is here already. Were moving into october already if you can believe it. Can you believe its already october . Its october, already. I dont believe it. Hard to believe that october is already here. October already. Can you believe it . Cannot believe its object already. I cant believe its already october. Hard to believe its october already. Hard to believe its october. Hard to believe its already october. Can you believe its october already. Were not doing this again. Jimmy, dont take this one. Jimmy, dont take this one. Thanks, kate. Jimmy im sorry. When someone gives me a gift, i have no choice but to take it. This is hard not to believe. All is not well in the white house right now. The president and his minions have been telling everyone that the allegations that have mo morphed into an impeachment year are not true. This is a man who is appointed by donald trump. The inspector put out a statement debunking many of the president s claims, including that the whistleblower was citing second and thirdhand information. To that he said the complainant had expertise. And as far as trump saying almost everything the whistleblower shade was wrong, the complaint was both urgent and appeared credible. So it was urgent and basically, the ig gave the president an fu is what happened. So the inspector specifically says trump and his supporters are wrong. The whistleblower had first hand information that is credible and urgent. In a normal situation, that would be that. But in this case, we apply the fundamental theory on which the Trump Presidency is based. The theory of inverse validity, which states that things that are true are false. For example, instead of [ applause ] instead of having to worry about climate change, we can say it isnt happening. The wh eather is fine. Or if the special counsel says he didnt exonerate you, what do you say . It was a complete and total exoneration. Jimmy thanks that are false are true. It works in any scenario. Lets say you need your inauguration crowd to be bigger than it was or a hurricane to hit alabama or to not have paid off a porn star you definitely paid off, just do with trump does, flip it on its head and anything is possible. Suddenly, bacon is health food, batman is real and fox news is news. This old theory, this old, outdated theory that two truth the now add up to one false, thats why team trump will keep saying the complaint is based on hearsay, and thats true. It is hearsay, and heres the guy who did the saying, right there. Donald jessica trump. Now that we know the whistleblower had direct knowledge that likely means he was listening to the call. The question is, who is the whistleblower . The president is desperate to find that out so he can then commit even more crimes, but i dont know, how difficult could it be to find the guy . It had to be someone who heard the call, someone with knowledge of phone technology, someone maybe who has a history of disloyalty, which, to me, adds up to this guy. The nerd who flipped from verizon to sprint. Someone check him for a whistle right now. And just when you thought the situation in ukraine couldnt get any weirder, the president of ukraine met with none other than tom cruise. Thats right. Tom cruise, visited the president of ukraine yesterday. Isnt that the plot of at least three of the six Mission Impossible movies . So now trump is facing a witch hunt and an ethan hunt on top of that. And while this cauldron of poison is burbling, leave it to Sarah Huckabee sandwich, did i say sandwich . It was a mistake. Leave it to Sarah Huckabee sanders to emerge from her cave to put it all in perspective for us. The real scandal here is all of the use of the Vice President s office that joe biden took part in, helping enrich his family. Thats the scandal. President trump shouldnt be getting impeached. He should be getting celebrated for draining the swamp. Jimmy right, shes still got it, folks. While one beloved former bs artist is back supporting the president , where in the world is sean jimmy well done. John revolta. And sean spicer survived another week on dancing with the stars. I think he will be on dancing in the stars longer than trump will be in the white house. The president has been keeping busy on twitter lately. Otherwise hes just tweeting. He congratulated china on the 70th anniversary of the communist regime, which is like wishing bill cosby a happy National Coffee day. Hes been retweeting schedules. Hes completely free until 2 00 p. M. He had an intelligence briefing at 2 00, nothing until 4 00. He met with the secretary of defense, and thats it. Guillermo, you have a busier schedule than that. Thats right, jimmy, yes. Jimmy this morning, trump tweeted this map, this totally inaccurate map that says try to impeach this. I guess someone got ahold of a red sharpie, too. He tweets stuff like this a lot. Where does he find it, where does it come from . We managed to get in touch with the man who makes all the memes for the president s twitter account. His name is burt pretsy. I was just finishing up this beauty. Jimmy uhhuh . It says biden and butthead. Jimmy oh. Get it . I love it. That old bitch. Jimmy that is funny stuff. How did you get this job in the first place . How did i get this job . I got it the way they give out most social media jobs. They hire the youngest person in the office. Jimmy really . You are the youngest person in the office . Only by ten months, but what can i say . Im a meme machine. Jimmy yeah, right. Check this one out. Jimmy uhhuh. Mitt happens. Jimmy uhhuh. Do you get . Jimmy yeah, die gi do get i. Its because mitt rhymes with a different word. Jimmy yes, i know. Its [ bleep ]. Jimmy yes, thats what i figu figured it was. Trump gets an idea for a meme and you make it for him or what . Thats right. Heres one we just on. It it its Rudy Giuliani and it says insane in the ukraine. Jimmy isnt of giuliani on ju your side . You i would this that. Thiss already been faded by Lindsey Graham and ted nugent. Joim y jimmy you dont think its wrong for the president to use his platform for child ish jois like this . No, we use it to masses like this one of Hillary Clinton in the cats butt. I wonder if she hid the emails in there. Insane in the membrane. Insane in the membrane. Jimmy this is interesting. R. Kelly. You know r. Kelly, the singer . Slash alleged sexual predator . Hes asking to be released from jail while he awaits various trials. His lawyer is telling the judge hes not a flight risk even though he spent the entire 90s telling us he believed he could fly. His lawyer is also complaining that r. Is only able to visit with one of his two livein girlfriends at a time. He needs them to be together for their age to add up to 18. So oh, was that too much . Have i gone too [ applause ] i didnt realize this space jam fan club was here tonight. All right, i have now, and now i have something that might actually lift our spirits. This is a video ive watched, i dont know, about a dozen times. I shared it on the show last night. What you are about to see if you havent already is a high school drummer from gilbert, arizona, who really gives a song his [cheers and applause] jimmy thats good stuff, right . So we got in touch with the kid. Hes 15 years old. I invited him to sit in with our band, and hes here with us now. Please say hello to dylan johnston, everybody. Hi, dylan. How are you . Welcome. I love the video. [cheers and applause] its a wonderful video. Are you aware of the fact that youre the only good thing in america right now . Well, um, i think your shows pretty good, too. Jimmy well, thank you. Thats very nice of you to say. So dalan, what we thought would be fun would be to have you play with the band. Ill tell you whos on the show tonight. Music from lukas nelson and promise of the real. Elizabeth olson is here and Joaquin Phoenix is here, but first, all the way from arizona Dallen Johnston sitting in with the cletones. [cheers and applause] Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by doordash. Friends family sale . Take an extra 20 off save on tekgear hoodies. Athletic shoes just 39. 99. And pick up a new fitbit. Plus take an extra 20 off your 100 purchase . Plus everyone gets kohls cash right now. At kohls. Performance comes in lots of flavors. dramatic orchestra theres the ampedup, overtuned, feedingfrenzyof sheetmetalkind. 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Jimmy thats Dallen Johnston sitting in with the cletones. He is a High School Student from gilbert, arizona. Well done, dallen. You really bring it for television, too. Tonight, from her new facebook show sorry for your loss Elizabeth Olsen is here. [cheers and applause] then the album is called turn off the news build a garden lukas nelson and promise of the real from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night Gwyneth Paltrow and chef evan funke will be with us, with music from lunay. Our first guest tonight is a golden globewinning actor with range that goes from johnny cash to jesus. He is back with a new j on his resume playing the title role in joker. It opens in theatres friday. Please welcome Joaquin Phoenix. [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you for coming. Thanks for having me. Jimmy i saw joker last night and im now scare of you. I have to say. It really was an amazing, incredible performance. Are you proud of it . Are you aware of how good it is . Um. Jimmy thats a tough question, right . That is a tough question. Jimmy you look like a jerk if you say yes, but youre lying if you say no. A lot of people dont get it. Jimmy you were great. Ill just say that. Thank you. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look now very muscular. You were so skinny in the movie, and really looked sickly. Did you, how much weight did you lose for that . Oh, i dont know. Jimmy a lot, though, right . A little bit. Jimmy yeah, a little bit. And is that as terrible as i would imagine it to be . Having a finite amount of time and people counting on you to lose weight for a movie . It is difficult at times. Jimmy uhhuh. But then theres something very empowering about it as well. Jimmy is there . Yeah. Jimmy what . Yeah. I think just having that level of control of yourself. Jimmy uhhuh. In the beginning, youre exhausted. Jimmy uhhuh. You look at a flight of stairs and it takes 30 seconds, you have to talk yourself into it. I can do this, i know i can do this. But then once youve reached your target weight, i dont know what happens. Its incredible. You suddenly feel energized and excited. Jimmy maybe your stomachmach shrivels up to the size of a raisin and you dont want any more food. No, you want food. Jimmy sometimes i will fast for the day and look at recipes online. And ill say i need to save that, i need to make that cheeseburger, i got to do this. Its tough. Because you cant watch tv. A commercial comes on for food and [ bleep ]. Jimmy you start thinking, im goin to the sizzler. Im vegan. So i dont do that. Jimmy theyve got a lot of chickpeas. Yeah, it rears its head in weird ways, in dreams. Jimmy do you go out to dinner with people and dont eat . No, you dont socialize. Jimmy you do not socialize . No, not at all. People dont realize, our activities revolve around food and drink. [ bleep ]. Jimmy and explaining to the waiter, im not eating, im part of a movie, oh, what movie are you doing . Im doing joker. And you cant say anything about the movie, right . Its still pretty secret. I can. Jimmy but you probably shouldnt. Should we test it . [cheers and applause] see how far we can go . Jimmy the funny thing is these people cheering right now would be the maddest people. If joaquin were to tell you what happens in the movie right now, people would walk out of here pissed maybe not. Jimmy give it a go. Lets see what happens. [cheers and applause] the very last scene. [ laughter ] no, whats fun about this movie is it really keeps you guessing. You dont know what to expect. Jimmy yeah. And so i wouldnt want to ruin that for anybody. Like i think its fun. My sisters, my whole family came to the premiere. Jimmy uhhuh. Afterward, we went to my place and my sisters got into a heated decision about what the movie was about, what it meant. They were really engaged in a way that they havent been with other movies of mine. They havent seen my other movies, but [ laughter ] but they wouldnt have been as engaged. Jimmy do you answer any of the questions that they have . Or you stay out of it. No, its great. Jimmy you just like to see it happen. Even though i had no role in the movie, i explained it to everyone at work. We had a screening and we were discussing it and i act as if i am the authority. I do have a theory about the end. I cant say because it would ruin it, but ill tell you during the commercial break my theory. Are you a mysterious man, would people find you to be mystere us. What does that mean . Jimmy i feel that we dont know a ton about you personally. Is that intentional . I dont know a lot about you. Jimmy thats just because you dont watch the show. Most people tell me they know far too much about me. They would prefer to know a little bit less about me. But i would ask you a couple of very random questions, okay . I think this will be fun for you. Okay, im excited. Jimmy okay. First movie you ever saw in a theater . I dont remember. Jimmy you dont remember . Wow. Hold on. I got it. Its right there, its right there, hold on. No, i have no idea. Jimmy really . This was a bad experiment. Why dont we take a break. When we come back, we are going to see a clip from the movie and an outtake from the movie that i, im curious about. Joaquin phoenix is here. Joker opens friday, well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by s. A. P. The best run s. A. P. [screams] [screams] this is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. You shopping, you maximizing. You shopping, you maximizing. Get more of the brands you love and the quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. Start maximizing today maxx life at t. J. Maxx. Full of tasty, good for you ingredients. Fresh and filling. So that you too will be full of good. Try our new warm grain bowls today. Order now on doordash. From the 5am wakers. 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And this is a weird thing to say, maybe, but your dancing in the movie is very good. Youre good dancer. [cheers and applause] [ bleep ]. Jimmy training for the dancing . Or was that all just coming from inside . Yeah, there were two sequences. I worked with this choreographer named Michael Arnold who worked on the sequence with the steps and the sequence where im the clown, we worked on those, but that piece was something that really was a reaction to the score todd had just received that bit of score from the composer. And we were just trying to figure out what to do with that scene, and he started playing me that music, and we just decided that it, we wanted something that was just um, illustrated this transformation into joker that was nonverbal, and thats what we came up with. Jimmy is that typically how it goes . You have the score before youre finished shooting the film . No. I think sometimes i dont really know, but that was the first time i think that im aware of where i was so influenced bit score. Jimmy did you dance as a kid . Do you have any dance background . Yeah. I dont want to brag, but, i was really good. Jimmy were you a good dancer . Were you known as a good dancer . Not nationally. [ laughter ] southern california. Jimmy among your circle, what kind of dancing did you do . You name it. Jimmy really . Yeah, but i mean, probably my forte was break dancing. Jimmy break dancing, really . [cheers and applause] are you talking popping and locking, spinning . Yeah. Jimmy everything . Would you do it out on the street for people to see . Sometimes, but it was more personal. Jimmy it was . Yeah, i like to keep it for myself as a something inside. Jimmy you and a piece of cardboard in your room. Youre making fun of it, but it was serious for me. Jimmy this movie, is it a, it seemed grueling in some ways. Jokers laughing a lot. And not in a fun way. More like in a Robert De Niro in cape fear kind of way. Did it just seem unpleasant to do . Was that the case . No. Jimmy you had fun making the movie . Yeah. I did. It was a light set, you know. Todd, you know todd. Jimmy Todd Phillips is the director. Really funny, and, yeah, i feel almost guilty, but we had a real l really good time. Jimmy its interesting that you say that, because todd septembsent me an outtake reel. Tell me what was happening here. The constant whispering, just shut the [ bleep ] up. Im trying to find something real. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Sorry, [ bleep ]. Its not a big deal. Its not a big deal. Yeah. It is. [ bleep ]. I know you started [ bleep ] everything, larry. [ bleep ]. Making fun of me. [ bleep ]. Its not even an insult. Really . Hows that a [ bleep ]ing insult . [ bleep ] i cant do this, man. Jimmy what happened there. Whos larry . Um. [ laughter ] um, yeah, larry is the cinematographer. This is so embarrassing. Jimmy and did he call you cher . Uh, yeah. Look, sometimes, sometimes movies get intense, because there are a lot of people in a small space and youre trying to find something. So it request feel intense, but um, that was supposed to be private. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Im a little embarrassed. Im, im sorry about that. Jimmy yeah. Sorry you guys had to see that. [cheers and applause] jimmy i believe larry. No, its not larrys fault. Jimmy its totally larrys fault, and chers fault in a way, you know . Cher does have some of the burden to take for this. Sure. Well, let me think about this a bit more. Jimmy okay, you do that. My publicist will issue a formal statement tomorrow. Jimmy okay, thats a good idea. Yeah, can we move on . Jimmy yeah, its over now, so if you want to go call larry, we can do it. Well, i should probably publicly apologize to larry. Jimmy yeah, you probably should. Larry . Im, the thing is, though, [ laughter ] i am sorry, but he did whisper, like constantly while were trying to work. 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I dont know if you live there, i dont want to reveal anything about you. Jimmy i was there interviewing michelle obama, i was in seattle for the day. I was doing tourist things going to pike something. Jimmy pike place market. And i was trying to find lunch and there was this Little French bistro i wanted to try out. And it was really small and narrow, and i was looking at the window on the glass, and you were right there. Jimmy oh. And i have really bad social anxiety, like here. And outside of work. Jimmy uhhuh. Seeing work people in their private life. And i felt really weird sitting through a meal, not knowing if i should say hi to you. Or not. And so i just went to a different restaurant. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy wow. That is very strange. But, do you like it when people, like, because you see so many people all the time. Like i dont, i dont know jimmy of course. Well, but really . Jimmy well, i mean, you know, yeah. If you came up and said hello, of course, you know. As long as people arent drunk, im fine with anybody, really. Were you drunk . No, lunch. Jimmy no problem. Lunch in seattle. Jimmy im sorry i scared you away. As i recall, it was a very good lunch. Yeah, it looked like a really great restaurant. But you were with a couple women, i was assuming your wife. No. [ crowd reacts ] no, i want to do what joaquin does. Jimmy i wasnt with a couple of women, i was with my wife. The other woman was probably the waitress. Did she have a pad in her hand . Maybe. Jimmy maybe, yeah. Next time, please, dont hesitate. Now i want to, i know you get asked about this marvel stuff all the time. I love this stuff, and i know youve got your own show coming to disney plus. Yes. [cheers and applause] jimmy and this is, i know you cant say too much about whats happening, but this is the concept art which kind of looks like a 50s sitcom, leave it to beaver kind of thing except for up in the corner we see scarlett witch. You notice an imaginary woman having lunch with me, but you didnt see that. No. Jimmy wow, how about that. Can you say anything about her . Have you seen scripts or anything . I actually have no idea what im allowed to say. Jimmy okay. Then just spill it. Say it all. We havent even started, i dont even know what im supposed to start, if im supposed to start or not start, i dont know what they want us to say, but when i found out about it, they had paul and i come in at different times into his office, and it felt like being called into the principals office. Jimmy kevin runs all these marvel movies, and paul, your costar. Yeah, sorry. Jimmy so he had you guys come in and were you worried . Separately. He was worried that he was getting fired. But pauls good at telling stories, so i dont know how accurate that is, but for me, i thought i got in trouble for saying something about infinite war. And its kind of his creation, the show, an idea he conceived. Jimmy if he conceived it, its going to be good. Its pretty great. Jimmy you knee lot aboow a it. You have this show, on facebook watch, sorry for your loss. There are no super heros in this. No. Jimmy explain the basic idea. I play a young widow, and its the experience she has post her husbands death and the experience that the people around her also have with his passing. Jimmy which is a bit of a mystery. Yes. Yes. Theres a mystery of if he, by the end of the first season you ask, did he kill himself, or was it an accident. Jimmy right. And thats really supposed to be something that we explore throughout the Second Season and tackling that a bit more, but there is a lot of levity to the show, a show about grief and how we dont like talk beiing about. Its a really beautifullydone show, i would like to say. Jimmy well, yeah. Youre executive producer of the show as well. I am. Jimmy is that fun being part of the process as well . Its really fun. Its really exhausting to a whole new level. And ive enjoyed it. Its just been a crash course from like the pitch process to the color correction and editing process. Jimmy all of that stuff. Yeah, its been incredible. Its been a lot of learning, and i have 1001 opinions. Jimmy and they have to listen to them. Exactly. Its great to see you. Jimmy Elizabeth Olsen new episodes of sorry for your loss premiere every tuesday on facebook watch. And well return with music from lukas nelson and promise of the real. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. I dont care where youre from, were all just people. We want people to feel like they spent time with family. We want to create a place for more than just ourselves. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. My doors are always open. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Joaquin Phoenix, Elizabeth Olsen and fred willard, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, this is their album turn off the news build a garden . Here with the title track, lukas nelson and the promise of the real i believe that every heart is kind some are just a little underused hatred is a symptom of the times lost in these uneducated blues i just want to love you while i can all these other thoughts have me confused i dont need to try and understand maybe ill get up turn off the news turn off the news and build a garden just my neighborhood and me we might feel a bit less hardened we might feel a bit more free turn off the news and raise your kids give them something to believe in teach them how give them hope that they can see hope that they can see turn off the news trust builds trust all that negativitys a bust trust builds trust dont you wanna be happy turn off the newsgarden just my neighborhood and me we might feel a bit less hardened bit more free turn off the news and raise your kids give them something to believe in teach them how to be good people give them hope that they can see hope that they can see turn off the news and build a garden with me turn off the news and build a garden with me yall. [cheers and applause] thank you very much. This is nightline. Tonight, guilty of murder, in the hot seat. We the jury unanimously find the defendant, amber guyger guilty of murder. The loved ones reaction to the verdict as the former Police Officer is convict ted of killi a man in his own home. Now a signal of hope for the black community, torn apart by the loss of loved ones by police. Plus, punk pioneer. Heart of glass unlocking the heart of glass of blondies lead singer, debbie harry, dominating the stage wit

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