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I want to introduce the next member of congress, dr. Greg murphy. Greg is a jimmy no, greg is not a winner. Greg is a seal is what he is. The president put on quite a performance. He did 90 minutes with no intermission, no information. He started the rally saying he had plenty of time because he nothing to do. That might be the first factual statement hes made since becoming president. He lashed out again at the four nonwhite Congress Women hes been going after this week. He called them socialists who hate america and specifically targeted congresswoman omar. The crowd, clever bunch that three are, came up with an all new version of the popular chant lock her up. Obviously, and importantly, omar has a history of launching vicious antisemitic screeds. [ crowd chanting send her back ] jimmy isnt that lovely . Leaders lead i guess is the member there. There was outrage today from democrats and even some republicans over that chant. Not mitch mcconnell, although that spineless reptile, not only did he not condemn the chant, he said i think the president s on to something. He may be on something, but hes not onto something. The New York Times reported that ivanka had to have a chat with dad this morning to tell him this was bad, and so the president , who seems to only listen to her did his best to distance himself from the chant, claiming quite unconvincingly that he tried to stop it. Why didnt you stop them . Why didnt you ask them to stop saying that . Number one, i think i did. I started speaking very quickly. It really was a loud i disagree with it by the way. But it was quite a chant, and i felt a little bit badly about it, but i will say this, i did, and i started speaking very quickly, but it started up rather fast. You will stop them if they tried to do it again. I didnt like that three did it and i started speaking very quickly. Excuse me, really . If you would have heard, there was a tremendous amount of noise and action and everything else. I started very quickly, and i think you know that. Jimmy so four times he said he started very quickly. Lets go to the tape now and find out how very quickly he started. Send her she talked about the evil israel. Jimmy see, you can tell how upset he was by how he paused to allow the chant to fill the stadium while he basked in it. Trump also said if these Congress Women dont love america, they can leave t guillermo, bring in the scroll for a second. Because i want to talk about this new phrase of his hes been saying. America, love it or leave it. According to the bill of rights, the document the president reads about as closely as everyone else reads the apple terms and conditions, an american citizen has the right to feel and say anything he or she wants about the country, and if you do love america, you want it to be as great as it can possibly be. Does that mean you have to love every single thing about it . Obviously not, because if all these people screaming love it or leave it would have left when obama was the president or when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage or [cheers and applause] or for that matter when they made a lady ghostbusters, they would have all got on their nina, pintas and santa and heres this from a guy who faked an injury to get out of vietnam, right guillermo . Thats right. Jimmy hes my fact checker. Here comes a guy who trashes american war heroes, who kisses communist dictator ass, who makes most of the crap he sells on his website in china. To hear him say someone else doesnt love america and they should leave is crazy. Its the constitution. Its not the guillermo he wrote that. Yeah. Jimmy mr. President , if you dont understand that, maybe you should leave, go be president of [cheers and applause] go be president of whatever country supplies you with your next wife. Im sure theyll welcome you, and take that little poodle, mike pence, with you [cheers and applause] the real hero here is guillermo, who worked all day on that scroll. Yeah thats right. Jimmy this, to me, represents the best of america. This is from yesterdays baseball game between the cubs and the reds at Wrigley Field where during the seventh stretch, there was an arousing rendition of take me out of to the ball game. One, two, three take me out to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and crackerjack skbroip did. Jimmy did he say what i buy me some peanuts and and crackerjack jimmy while were on that subject, this is a real warning that was put out by the food and Drug Administration this week. We did not make this up. This is on the fda website right now. The food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use big penis, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. Has an official warning from the fda ever had the words big penis in it . 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Jimmy so do you agree request t with the fdas assessment that you were misleading customers . I do. Jimmy you do. Yes, and we are sad that we didnt disclose the active ingredient in big penis and it does not represent big penis values. Jimmy what are big penis values . Its a commitment to give you an a oneeyed trouser troller so big you could strap it into your passenger seat and ride with it in the carpool lane. Now that is big, jim. Good lord, what a wonderful time to be alive. Jimmy it really is, yeah. By the way, im not sitting on a chair right now. Jimmy oh, my goodness. But just to get back to the dangers, products like this, they say can cause Serious Health problems, possibly even death if people dont know whats in it. They can . Jimmy yeah. Well, thats no good. But i say its a small price to pay for big penis. We give men a chance to have an elephant in their pants. Jimmy i see. Penises so big they were reading at the sixth grade level. 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Our first guest started out stalking unsuspecting new yorkers like a lunatic with a microphone on billy on the street. Now he rubs elbows and knees with no less than beyonce herself. He plays the meerkat timon in the lion king. It opens in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome Billy Eichner. [cheers and jimmy you look nice. I like it. Thank you. Jimmy you look very nice. Thank you. Jimmy how are you . Are you all right . I am great. I am in the lion king. Jimmy youre mott just in the lion king. You are the number one star of the lion king. Thats not true. Jimmy in my opinion. Oh, well thank you. Jimmy you may not be the most famous person in the lion king, but you are the best person. Thank you. Jimmy you really are, and people will see that en masse. Thank you. Im just so excited because [cheers and applause] beyonces going to hate you now. Im mostly excited paubecause i going to be so rich after this. In just a matter of days, jimmy. Jimmy did they record you for teals and all that kind of stuff . Im a happy meal toy, im in the movie. Jimmy you landed like an hour ago. This is how much i love you. Yesterday morning we had a huge lion king premiere in london. I flew to new york yesterday. I was live on good morning, america and kelly ripa, this morning in new york, flew here, came right from the airport, and here i am. Jimmy im glad you made it. I really am. I was orieworried, we worry abo this kind of stuff. [cheers and applause] jimmy you were in london for the royal premiere. Prince harry and Meghan Markle and Sir Elton John was there wa there, and i was there randomly. We were all kind of nervous, even beyonce. Jimmy really . Yeah, because the royals. Jimmy they should be bowing to her. Thats true, shes our american royalty. In the days leading up to it they email you a protocol. Jimmy oh. Of how youre supposed to greet prince harry and meghan, and three aey are very intense it. Youre supposed to say your Royal Highness. You cant shake hands. My plus one had to stand behind my and not speak unless he was spoken to. I was like, does that same rule apply to jay z . I have a feeling it doesnt. And i got really nervous. I was with seth rogen. And we were standing, hes wonderful. Jimmy he is. [cheers and applause] jimmy he is great in the movie, too. Not as good as you, but very good. Well, thank you. So we got, i got nervous, because your Royal Highness sounds a little weird and bowing feels weird. I dont even know what they want you to do. And in my head, im like what do you call her . I keep thinking princess markle, but that sounds like something out of mario brothers. They were very, very down to earth. Jimmy did you exchange phone numbers or anything like that . Not quite. Jimmy did jared get to speak . I think he got to say hello. Whats strange is meghan and i went to the same college here, we both went to northwestern, theater majors. I didnt know her when we were there. We ended up having this very casual conversation about our acting teachers at northwestern, and she was really great. And harry, harry, by the way, harry was great, too. They were very nice, lovely, beautifullooking people. Jimmy yeah, sure. And have you now become friendly with beyonce . I know this is a big thing. Yes. Jimmy you sing with beyonce. I am on a song with beyonce. Jimmy which is crazy. Seth and i started singing can you feel the love tonight, and she takes over. Were on itunes now, were like on the pop charts. Jimmy i said this to my wife and she said it right back to me, billys got a great voice, like a real singing voice. Thank you. I started off thinking i was going to be on broadway when i was a kid. I opened my mouth and had a good singing voice, took singing lessons. I got older. Jimmy did you go to auditions . I really wanted to be a child star on broadway, right . But i was a big fat sweaty gay jewish kid. Shout out, i know some of you are watching. I really was, though. Proudly, and theres not much for a big fat, sweaty, gay jewish 12 year old to do on broadway, and all the others are playing les miserables, the spritely european boy, and im spouting off like mama rose. Jimmy i think of you now as a big child star. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy you got you a little present. I know this is a major thing in your life, and i wanted you to have something to kmep ra it. This is, i dont know if youre an overalls kind of guy. Uhhuh. Jimmy but this is for you. This is a, says oh, my gosh. Jimmy im on a song with beyonce. Thats yours. By the way, this would have fit me perfectly as a sweaty, day, fat 12 year old. This would have been perfect. Jimmy Billy Eichner is here, the lion king opens tomorrow. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by smirnoff number 21 vodka. 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Theyre all fake animals. Jimmy no animals were in the movie. Exactly. Jimmy when was the first time you sang in public. Ever . Jimmy yeah, ever. I think i was actually in kindergarten, i swear, there was a talent show, and i got up and i sang. Jimmy do you remember what you sang . Yes, jimmy did you play the more monica . I didnt play the harmonica. Jimmy while were on the subject of music, you tweeted something taylor swift. I want to know the back story. You tweeted, i guess i was too gay for the taylor swift video. That sounds harsh without context. Taylor swift made this lovely, very prolgbt video. Shes a great ally, and literally, every gay person on television was in the video except for me. Im not kidding. Neil patrick harris, all the queer eye guys, billy porter. They dug up liberace and put him in the video. And i was never called. Jimmy really . I wasnt angry. I was just hurt, you know . Because ive been a proud gay man all my life until this video. I mean, you know. Jimmy you felt excluded. I felt a little excluded. Its okay. Jimmy you want to put that out there because you want people to know i didnt say no to this. No, i would have loved to have been in the video. Jimmy has taylor responded swiftly to this . She has not. Jimmy maybe shes saving up to do a video with just you. With just me. What, about how great straight people are . Im going to do a video about how great straight people are with brooks dunn. Jimmy are you in a relationship right now . Im not. Ive been single for a long time, unless something terrible happened to me recently. Jimmy what happened . No joke. This is true. I was banned from tinder. Youre laughing. But i am going to die alone. Do you understand . First of all, i was ban the from tinder. Ive been on tinder for like seven years, and im very nice. I dont do anything naughty or weird. Im a normal person. And they banned me all of a sudden, and i say why. They didnt give me an explanation, they just say you violated the terms of use. And i say ive been single for seven years you violated the terms of use i didnt violate anything jimmy thats a really good point. I was furious. Jimmy did you call any, can you call tinder . You can call them, you know. I guess you could sex them. I dont know. Jimmy has this been resolved . Its been resolved. Thank you, tinder. But yeah, im back on tinder, everyone get excited. Jimmy why did they kick you off in the first place . What was that . Jimmy did they explain why they kicked you off . Well, i guess pause im a public person, maybe people thought it was a fake profile, which actually happened to my friend andy cohen, they kicked him off. Or maybe they just dont like gay people. Jimmy i dont know. No, they dont, theyre very nice to gay people. I guess someone reported me as being fake, but it really is me. Jimmy if someones in this area, thats how toin der works, right . 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Jimmy ill do a full inspection after the show. But as we mentioned, you went to the super bowl, it didnt go the way you hoped it would have gone, but it was pretty exciting to take the team to the super bowl, or do you look at it that way . You know, its one of those things where it didnt end the way you wanted it to, clearly, but you cant help but be appreciative, of, its the best season ie ever been a part of. Couldnt be more thankful for the players, the coaches but it certainly gives you a motivation and drive to do better if you get that opportunity again. Jimmy how often do you think about that game . Every minute. No, its something that, you know, you say you cant allow it to hijack your ability to move forward, but to say its something that doesnt come up. I mean everywhere i go im seeing Patriots Fans and whether they say thanks for the super bowl or something, i hear somebody from the fans right here that probably love tom brady, i like tom brady, but not that much when im playing against him in the super bowl. Jimmy when you say youre thinking about it a lot, like i know you just got engaged. Sure. [cheers and applause] i did, i did get engaged. Thats, yeah, and you know what, im so thankful, what a wonderful girl she is. And all the jokes came in. Sean mcvay did get the ring after that. Jimmy oh, you got that, too, although you really didnt get the ring. She got the ring. You got nothing again. Touche. Oh, man. Im outta here. Jimmy do you ever have that thing with your girl where she looks at you, in bed or whatever and she says what are you thinking . Are you thinking about the game at that time . It depends on when that time of the night is. Jimmy your girlfriend, your fiance is a model on vam. Is it, to say Instagram Model is it different than model on instagram . Shes a very beautiful girl. Shes not really a model, but the first time she came around the players, in our first year here we played against the cardinals in london. That was one of the first trips that she traveled with us, and a corner whos got a great personality, Kayvon Webster says hey, veronica, thats your cousin . I say you stay the hell away from my cousin. Jimmy are they able to follow them . I know whos dming her. Jimmy how did you meet . It was a great guy, mutual friend of ours, and he kind of made me feel like he was introducing me to a girl that he had a chance of dating and as soon as i met her i kind of realized that he was probably in a little over his head. And im a loyal friend, you know. I would never do that. But as soon as i realized, you know, that this was something that, i dont think you really have a chance, im going to shoot my shot instead. So i ended up doing that, and, you know, he was, he extended congratulations text, but. Jimmy will he be invited to the wedding . You know, hes a nice guy. That would be up to her. But. Jimmy dont let him give a speech if hes there, you might not like to hear what he has to say. He can tell the truth. He can say i was a little in over my head and sean jimmy closed the deal. Came in. Exactly. Jimmy you are known, i saw you on real sports. You were talking to Bryant Gumbel and he started quizzing you, game 12, third and 11, on the 30 yard line, what happened. He talked to you about games that happened and you seem too remember the circumstances of every single play. Like a photographic memory. Its definitely been, lets put it this way, we go over it, over and over and over again, so it seems like its, youre drawing from memory, but thats something that we constantly go over. I cant even remember what i had for breakfast this morning. Jimmy so it doesnt apply to your personal life. Not in the least bit. If i can remember the things that i remember football related, i would have a lot less problems. Jimmy you forget flowers on the anniversary or something, oh, but you can remember fourth and 12th. I feel like im at home. Jimmy theres a lot of nfl coaches seem very grumpy, but you are not. You dont seem, are you a i would say this. I would like to think that im a pretty happy, engaging guy, unless its a tuesday when were game planning and were trying to figure out how to move the ball or how to stop the opposing offense. Jimmy what if its a taco tuesday . I havent had a taco tuesday yet. Maybe we should explore that. Jimmy youre going to go wild. Theyre so much better on tuesday. So i heard you played a prank on a buddy of yours. I did. Jimmy its an excellent prank, would you care to share that with us . I would love to share that with you. The head coach of the cardinals, Cliff Kingsbury. I hear a woo for Cliff Kingsbury . Hes gotten to be a friend of mine, and we met through a mutual buddy of ours, this was back when i was coaching for the buccaneers, and he was coming in town. He coached patrick mahomes, the mvp, kansas chiefs quarterback who was a guest of yours last week. And he said hey, im going to dinner with patrick at catch. And so have a group of people, wanted to see if you and your fiance, veronica, would want to join us. So we go out there. Our mutual friend, i told him, i said why dont you put your, im going to put your name in my phone as roger goodell, the commissioner of the nfl, and send me a text saying i cant believe you dont know better. You and kingsbury are out with mahomes. You are in violation of tampering. You cant talk to other nfl players if theyre not on your team. You guys are in big trouble, youre losing picks. And the cardinals had the overall pick. And our buddy sends me the text. I show him the text, it says hey, you know better than this, you and kingsbury are tampering with mahomes, you both are losing picks. He looked like he was going to throw up. And so it was obviously. Jimmy how long, how long did you let it go . Obviously, hes such a good guy. I couldnt let it go more than 30 seconds, but im telling you, we spent the rest of the night together, he never recovered from it. He still says hes going to get me back for that. But i was proud of that one. Jimmy thats going to be a tough one to top. Congratulations on a great season. We look forward to, hows gurley doing . Hes good. Jimmy 100 . I think hes feeling great. One of the things about todd, great competitor. I think hes earned the right to have the plan weve had this offseason and cant wait to get him back going, and hes ready to go. Jimmy if you want to see the rams or go to training camp, you can get tickets and all that stuff at the rams. Com. Sean mcvay, everybody. 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Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Billy Eichner and sean mcvay. And fred willard. Apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, this is their greatest hits everything hits at once the best of spoon. 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