Turned out to be the biggest comeback in super bowl history to beat the Atlanta Falcons i overtime last night. [ cheers and applause ] who doesnt like to see the overdogs win . You know . Great sorry. Just like the election. A rich white guy married to a model from another country who seemingly had no chance of winning actually did win. The falcons were up 213 at halftime. And then lady gaga got the patriots all fired up and they came out and that comeback really was [ cheers and applause ] i am now 100 convinced that tom brady is one of those west world robots. More than 111 million americans watched the game, the fourth most watched Television Broadcast of alltime. Advertisers paid more than 5 million for a 30second commercial which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. [ laughter ] isnt running an ad for avocados on were already eating avocados. Like running a commercial for turkey during thanksgiving dinner, its there. Football season is over too. Even if you
Only in boston. It is a holiday in boston because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get a handful of seafood, you know in the patriots had their big super bowl victory parade today. It was very cold but that didnt stop the diehards from having a good time. Most of them were too drunk to feel anything anyway. Even the patriots players got loaded on the duck boats. Look at that, drinking beers. Chris long, defensive end, draining a beer. Usually in boston they have to wait until st. Patricks day to get publicly intoxicated before noon. But th
Valentines day is a test. Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like ra pun zell at their apartment in new york . Melania has a new line of greeting ca
Because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get a handful of seafood, you know in the patriots had their big super bowl victory parade today. It was very cold but that didnt stop the diehards from having a good time. Most of them were too drunk to feel anything anyway. Even the patriots players got loaded on the duck boats. Look at that, drinking beers. Chris long, defensive end, draining a beer. Wait until st. Patricks day to get publicly intoxicated before noon. But this parade really hit the spot. Watch this. Thats rob ninkovich. Youll see
Because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get a handful of seafood, you know in the patriots had their big super bowl victory parade today. It was very cold but that didnt stop the diehards from having a good time. Most of them were too drunk to feel anything anyway. Even the patriots players got loaded on the duck boats. Look at that, drinking beers. Chris long, defensive end, draining a beer. Usually in boston they have to wait until st. Patricks day to get publicly intoxicated before noon. But this parade really hit the spot. Watch this.