Rush of endorphins you feel when the car door slams shut, and you peel out of the preschool parking lot like a hazzard. My cousin sal and his wife decided theyre sending their kids back to school on may 1st no matter what. Even if its closed. If its closed, they can hang out by the hopscotch area until three oclock. There is word now that students may take the sat and act tests from home this year. Wow, if only Felicity Huffman had waited what does a College Acceptance letter even look like right now . We are pleased to inform you you get to stay at home and send us word documents . 95 of the country is under a stay at home order right now. And not everyone agrees with that. There have been protests in multiple states like ohio, michigan and kentucky. This one went on outside the ohio statehouse. And if youre curious what all that schmutz is on the window there, thats the coronavirus. So well done. The real problem is you cant make americans do anything. We just wont. If you tell us it
Letter even look like right now . We are pleased to inform you you get to stay at home and send us word documents . 95 of the country is under a stay at home order right now. And not everyone agrees with that. There have been protests in multiple states like ohio, michigan and kentucky. This one went on outside the ohio statehouse. And if youre curious what all that schmutz is on the window there, thats the coronavirus. So well done. The real problem is you cant make americans do anything. We just wont. If you tell us it to do something, we wont do it. We only exist because someone tried to make us pay extra for tea once. At the Michigan State capitol yesterday there was another major demonstration. This protestor with her spelling of the word governor showed us how important it is that we get schools open asap. And if youre wondering why specifically these people are so angry that they would risk extending this pandemic, ill let this man explain it to you. I cant go between those hous
Rush of endorphins you feel when the car door slams shut, and you peel out of the preschool parking lot like a duke of hazzard. My cousin sal and his wife decided theyre sending their kids back to school on may 1st no matter what. Even if its closed. If its closed, they can hang out by the hopscotch area until three oclock. There is word now that students may take the sat and act tests from home this year. Wow, if only Felicity Huffman had waited what does a College Acceptance letter even look like right now . We are pleased to inform you you get to stay at home and send us word documents . 95 of the country is under a stay at home order right now. And not everyone agrees with that. There have been protests in multiple states like ohio, michigan and kentucky. This one went on outside the ohio statehouse. And if youre curious what all that schmutz is on the window there, thats the coronavirus. So well done. The real problem is you cant make americans do anything. We just wont. If you te
Jimmy very nice. Listen, thank you. Im jimmy, im the host. I thank you for watching. I thank you for coming. Im glad youre here. Im glad any of us are here. [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, now its now it seems fake, okay . [ laughter ] thanks, everybody. Hey, listen. I dont want to start with a negative thing, but i dont know how late did you go to bed last night . Guillermo 10 00. Jimmy you missed this. Late last night early this morning, i dont know how this happens, 1 30 a. M. , a series of mysterious lights flashed across the sky over l. A. Is that a shooting star . Do you think its a shooting star . Make a wish. I dont think thats a shooting star. Its one of those meteors . Oh my god, double rainbow moment. Oh my god, thats beautiful. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Oh my oh my god. Whered it go, whered it go . Oh my god jimmy yeah. Oh my god is right, because no one seems to have any information on what that was. There was a spacex launch, but that was six hours before those light
England patriots made what turned out to be the biggest comeback in super bowl history to beat the Atlanta Falcons in overtime last night. [ cheers and applause ] who doesnt like to see the overdogs win . You know . Great sorry. Just like the election. A rich white guy married to a model from another country who seemingly had no chance of winning actually did win. The falcons were up 213 at halftime. And then lady gaga got the patriots all fired up and they came out and that comeback really was [ cheers and applause ] i am now 100 convinced that tom brady is one of those west world robots. More than 111 million americans watched the game, the fourth most watched Television Broadcast of alltime. Advertisers paid more than 5 million for a 30second commercial which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. [ laughter ] isnt running an ad for avocados on super bowl sunday too late . Its the one day of the year were already eating avocados. Like running a commercial for tu