All right. Thanks. I dont know how to get rid of them. I yeah. Thanks, guys. Take a break. Anyway. Yeah, go with that one. Theyre not too bright, really, you know . Well, thank you very much. Im jimmy, im your host of a very special night tonight. We are coming to you from a galaxy not too far away, hollywood, california, where we await the World Premiere of star wars the rise of skywalker. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if youve heard about this its a movie. Its happening just across the street. The afterparty is in our parking lot. I came over this morning, there was a millennium falcon in my spot and [ laughter ] i had to have it towed. But the force is with us tonight. And the cast of the movie is with us, too, and the writer, director of the movie is with us. Jj abrams is here to tell to spoil everything. Hes going to tell us off the top, Luke Skywalkers mom paid obi wan half a million credits to get him into jedi school. And it turns out the force is gluten, so [ laughter ]
Leonard klinerock at ucla and his graduate student wanted to send a transmission from a computer at ucla to a computer at stanford to something called arpa net. It took a computer the size of a room to tell you which golden girl you are. So the actual message they sent was interesting. They wrote, lo. And then the system crashed. The full message he was trying to send was supposed to be look at this picture of my penis. We made that up . They actually were trying to send the word login. But now our president is using that very technology on a daily basis, with [cheers and applause] to tweet gems like this. Today he tweeted nervous nancy pelosi is doing Everything Possible to destroy the republican party. Our polls show that its going to be just the oppodite. Is that the new eddie murphy movie oppodite . Even with all the madness, the president and first lady were handing out candy. What kind of music do you play when you have a bunch of little kids coming over . Jimmy thats right, mich
Party that despises the European Union but it will no longer brook any dissent it was faraj who status in british politics forced the bracks referendum in the 1st place and now it seems he is driving the conservative party to adopt his views. Consequently Todays Conservative Party finds itself at war with the European Union and with itself its legacy and relationship with its most famous son the irony isnt often any one that after the 2nd world war churchill gave all of his most famous speeches in which he called for the creation of a United States of europe and working together economically and socially for the greater good that phrase United States of europe is used by brick sitters including those inside the johnson ministration as the biggest insults of all. The. New found love of the European Union from those terrified of bricks it is now forced johnson into a corner and could easily lead to his resignation in the coming weeks the conservative party has a lot of thinking to do Law
Nonproliferation treaty for many years so its no surprise that the iranians are going to pursue what the iranians have always intended to pursue. Youre watching out there are still to come in this half hour why Many Brazilians have mixed feelings about this years Independence Day celebrations and right said pointing point clashes in the streets outside the houses of parliament and the embattled Prime Minister loses another Meeting Party met. Hell a stormy winds rushed through a suburb of sydney causing some damage and that was probably when that front went through with the circulating central its going to cause yet more problems further sayas 1st at least i mean there was i warning out for some pretty nasty weather in tasmania thats been dropped at certain degrees hot the what you might expect in early spring much better in perth the 21 degrees that warms up water unfortunately melbourne in hobart represent a real drop in terms of that wind coming out from the south and youll notice sy
Actions of the police during the protests over the past 3 months not only these protesters for the wider hong kong public accuse hong kongs police of using Excessive Force on the protesters and also on people who were on the vicinity of the protests thank you very much for that to get upon live for us in on kong and of course well be coming back to you throughout the day today to get an update on those protests there in hong kong this sunday and still ahead on aljazeera aid workers warm conditions are quickly deteriorating for hurricane survivors in the bahamas even as imagined to surprise a rush to pass u. S. And turkey shows begin joint patrols in northeastern syria as they prepare to set up a socalled safe zone in the region. Color we are still probably in the dry season in indonesia a gritty in malaysia i have said to people reporting preparation for messing around really on the satellite sort of confirm. That we might see the increase in showers in northern sumatra something thail