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[ chcheers and a applause steve from studidio 6b in rockefefeller center in the hea of new york city, its the e tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guesests brBrendan Fraser tatan france musical guguest lizzy y mcalpine and feataturing the e legendary roots crew questlove 1806 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause do you feel it do you feel the love welcome welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you. Thank you for watching well, guys, lets get to some news here. Tiktok Just Announced that all users under 18 will soon have their accounts automatically set to a onehour daily screen time limit [ audience oohs a tiktok limit is rough. Pretty soon, kids will be forced to watch slightly longer videos on youtube. [ laughter ] i mean, that what is the world coming to . But this is nice, facebook said, if you need hel
Migration. She says the attorney general and the lord chancellor need to take action over how law firms behave as the number of Channel Crossings continues to climb, with more than 14,700 people intercepted in small boats so far this year. Dame priti warns that the clock is ticking for the government to implement its new illegal migration bill need a deterrent factor . For a start , and removals and a start, and removals and returns. My rwanda plan was returns. My rwanda plan was central to that. The returns agreements that i have put in place and others are now putting in place. We have to get planes leaving the country and show that if you come here illegally, you cant just get a free pass being firm is actually the stance that we should take, and that means removing people and returning people to other third countries or country of origin as well. Dame pretty also spoke to Camilla Tominey about the net zero target, saying the government needs to press pause on the 2050 climate goal.
greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh