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live. reporter: what we saw on the hill is of things to come. gop lawmakers appeared to eager to settle a few scores in the process, set the table for a major take down on the line. first up, it is twitter, former brain trust trying to explain away what gop lawmakers called election interference and partnering with intelligence agencies and lying and betraying the public trust. i think you guys got played by the fbi. twitter should have reinstated the post account immediately. what some called twitter s censorship regime which often labeled fact as disinformation, like you know the hunter biden s laptop story? i will be the first to admit that we didn t always get it right. we all know now. this was not russian disinformation. it was not disinformation. no, it was not. and as you can well imagine, gop lawmakers were slamming twitter today. marjorie taylor green saying to the executives, you discuss me. nancy macey saying, thank god for elon musk, who in the he
and gentlemen. dt s always pretty har to believe when you see it.nce the whole scene is so awful, so degrading to our once country. bu it cannot end soon enough. fastt the woman was we will confess at times, prettyate amusing. at one point, the eminent tv ti doctor , dr. jill , who really ought to have her own showjill on bravo, dispensing sassy and empowering medical advice, walked over to kamala harris husband, doug and half and kissed him deep square in the mouth without a mask,ithout something that never, ever happens at his house. ab what was that about? there was an unmistakable 1970s suburban connecticut tea party vibe to it. kind of a john cheever story, old school stuff, except they let bystander s film the whole thing. so clearly these people are exhibitionists to not tea. t going on behind biden the scenes in the bush loministration, a lot of which a we don t want to know more about. but where do these people findty the time for hig fh jinks? dr. jill , for