In the republican field. But only one is giving me joy right now. This guy. laughter wass the latest in the saga of the hugest most classiest, most elegant most luxurious kind of day ever. On monday nbc announced it will no longer air the miss usa or Miss Universe pageant partly owned by trump, following a similar step by univision which also dumped the event. Larry oh. Univision. Trump no es elegante. And to the surprise of move one trump reacted by suing univision for 500 million dollars. And apparently he had to this. People say wow he is really running. And i give up a the lo. You know when i do this i give up a lot. As an example univisioning im going to have to sue univision now. laughter larry okay, first of all its univision. And second of all why are you just suing them. Didnt nbc dump you too . Maybe i will be suing nbc too. Larry oh. Pardon me. Man, im really lacking forward to the trump presidency. To combat Global Warming i will be suing icebergs and polar bears. Yeah. Im
Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon hi, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart my guest tonight one of our alltime favorites, sarah vowell will be joining us tonight. Were so excited about that. cheers and applause you know what . This is the last show before we go on a break a coupleweek break. Then when we get back, basically its a threeweek run to the finale. Obviously, ive got a lot of mixed emotions about this, but i want to talk about one person whos been there for me, really throughout this whole run but especially near the end of the run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mex
Jon i am shocked i am shocked that so many people were okay going doing business with donald trump up to this point laughter but you know our p. C. Culture immediately moves to shut controversial speakers up and censor them by interviewing them everywhere all the time. But i want to know whether or not you would stick by these comments. Do you regret you didnt have a script . Do you want to apologize for anything . Would you take any of that back . Dodo you regret saying that specifically about rapist or do you stand by it . And before you answer remember my question included the words regret, rapist and you laughter which, in the news business, is called a hint now, obviously mr. Trump was speaking extemporaneously. Did donald take this opportunity to walk back his comments, to express regret over misrepresenting the situation of saying something inelegantly . Of course not. And you know why hes not walking them back . Because walking is for losers. laughter winners glide. Usually dow