Faces. When the first kid called, monster. A kid called you a monster . Yeah. Dont you bring me down today here comes superhero nathaniel sometimes when im having a good time, i forget what i look like. Newman family, i have somebody that i want you to meet. Announcer tonight, a Remarkable Television event. The bestselling book, the blockbuster movie, and now on 20 20, the reallife story of amazement and wonder. Good evening. For this holiday season, we wanted to return to an incredible journey. First reported by our friend elizabeth vargas. All about family. We hope youll watch it with yours. Reporter it is nearly midnight on a frigid february friday in manhattan. Nurses on the labor and delivery ward at st. Lukes hospital are urging one of the expectant mothers to keep trying. Magda newman with her husband russel has been in labor for hours, the endless waiting nearly as agonizing as the physical pain. What was the doctor telling you about why the labor was taking so long . Well, its
In other words boo. [ laughter ] today is halloween, which means tomorrow Rudy Giuliani will be half off [ laughter ] thats right its halloween, when kids all around the country knock on doors and ask, will you sign my petition to stop Climate Change . Candy no the world is burning. [ light laughter ] according to nbc news, after being named President Trumps cybersecurity adviser in 2017, Rudy Giuliani got locked out of his phone after entering an incorrect password ten times [ light laughter ] and had to visit the apple store to have it fixed [ laughter ] even worse, his phone is a Samsung Galaxy [ laughter ] still, its a phone its a phone, right . [ light laughter ] President Trump, today, congratulated the Washington Nationals for winning the world series though he was less kind to the astros [ light laughter ] according to a new study, construction workers are more likely to use cocaine than any other profession so, ladies, theyre not whistling at you, they just have a deviated sep
Make a wish, hanukkah. Thats right, President Trump hosted a hanukkah reception at the white house. Its his favorite holiday because no matter how hard he tries, he cant misspell it. [ laughter ] in a new interview, House Speaker nancy pelosi said that she never watched President Trump on the apprentice, and then trump said he never watched her on golden girls. [ light laughter ] you were blanche, right . According to reports, Rudy Giuliani has reached a divorce settlement with his third wife they opted for divorce after she realized he was difficult to live with, and he realized she didnt have any dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] according to reports, during a hunting trip to mongolia earlier this year, donald trump jr. Killed an endangered sheep even worse, he bored it to death by reading from his book [ laughter ] Time Magazine has announced that teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg is its 2019 person of the year when asked what she thought about time, thunberg said, we probably h
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests dolly parton Kacey Musgraves, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1160 steve and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for watching what a special night it is our entire audience is made up of people Gordon Sondland implicated in the ukraine scandal. Isnt that beautiful [ cheers and applause its a special night thats right today was day four of the impeachment hearings i dont want to say things are bad for trump, but right now, not even baby yoda could cheer that guy up. [ laughter ] i mean, it was a wild day in washington today we heard testimony from ambassador Gordon Sondland, who directly implicated trump in the ukraine scandal. [ audience oohs you could tell it was bad for trump, because he did somethi
They are done with it. This elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times. My daughter jane is 5 now. Shes very focussed on the elf. We have to move him around at night, she says where does the elf go every night. And my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. Am s and she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. And then she said, am i supposed to believe everything . Things are hard to believe. In washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. Tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. If i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in sick tomorrow. Id be like, oh, i feel something coming on. Republicans continue to insist theres nothing illegal about the illegal things the president did. Theyre doubling down on conspiracy theories, distraction techniques. Theyre demanding to know the identity of joe bidens secret santa. Its gotten