Fries her trucker hat. And joanne. And he is tired of sitting on a couch through your dreams. It is andy levy. And his mustache ran a marathon in two hours and solving for pie to the millionth digit. Former u. S. Ambassador and fox news contributor, there he is. And despite the arrest he is also president of red eye. Boy that was read poorly. A block, the lead, thats the first story. Hey, greg, i am the voice left in your head now that i murdered all of the others. Didnt hear anything there. Will you unplug or just shrug . They are urging viewers to put down their smartphones and starten imaging with the people around them. And start engaging with the people around them. It makes us wonder is this evil . There you go. The fiveminute film is called look up and it has 75 billion vies on youtube. The creator is depressed that we are social media obsessed. The media we call social is anything but. We open our computers, it is our doors we shut. All of the technology we have is just an illu
Guests. She is sharper than a wheel of cheddar and just as popular at cocktail parties. Here with joanne nosuchunsky. His voice is deeper than the wells he pushes the kids into. It is sam morrell. And he has more brains than a a delicious shake made from mensa members. Anthony fisher. Anyway. His initials r mnm and you can bet his butt he will melt in your mouth. Nice hair. Robin williams, we just found out passed away and was 63 years old. The cause is yet to be determined. We wont conjecture upon that. We will go to you, first, sam. Did Robin Williams have been course. I met him once at the comedy cellar and every comic who met him has a great story. Talked to him for 30 minutes and he was very warm. It is not what you see in the movies where he sov the wall. He was down to earth and chill. Neil hamburger who is a frequent guest on red eye said he has he must have like 20 minutes of Robin Williams jokes where he eviscerates Robin Williams over everything in Robin Williams life. After
Glass in each hand. I am here with closet alcoholic joanne nosuchunsky. And he is dryer than the gobi desert. The always bland, tvs andy levy. His comedy is darker than david hassle sovs liver. It is comedian sam morrell. And his mustache once swam in the english channel. It was full of orphans. Next to me, john john bolton. He is also continuing on as the president of red eye for the time being. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. He is homeless, but not homely. Sunday nights mtv Video Music Awards miley cyrus sent a 22yearold drifter to the stage after she won video of the year. I love the word drifter. The young man happened to be what scientists called super gorgeous. My name is jesse. I am accepting this award on baf of the 1. 6 run aways and Homeless Youth in the united states. We are starving lost and scared for our lives. I know this because i am one of these people. The Music Industry will make over 7 billion this year and outside of these doors are 54,000 human beings w
Lets welcome our guests. She sounds lying a fog horn after a cuervo. Imus in the morning on fox business network. I say, i say, sai. Say. She has more exs than a pirate treasure map. It is joanne, i am very lonely, nosuchunsky. And he cant wait until he gets home to begin his 48 hours straight sitting on the couch challenge. He challenges no one. It is tvs andy levy. And he flings words like pinchens fling turds. His latest book is the New York Times best seller which i happen to have read on a plane, thank you very much. You should too. The true story of a murder, a mystery and a masquerade. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Things got heated over whether he was greeted. It is time for a new segment. Great moments in media. Truly this is one of them on thursday. Cnns done lemon, my don lemon, reporting live from ferguson, missouri interviewed rapper kwali. Things got weird after kwali took a shot at the media. The Police Chased down men. I was there with the article, the situa
And now lets welcome our guests. She is hotter than a hot pocket and every bit as flakey. I am here with Joanne Joanne nosuchunsky. Nice expressions. And now that George Clooney is married he is the most eligible bachelor, an andy levy and comedian sam morrell. And i told him i would get him on the show if he could get me to heaven. Father john morris, fox news contributor. And now lets get to the real reason why he is back for 12 years. He has a new book that came out earlier this month. It is called the way of serenity, finding peace and happiness with mare with hair hair heroin. What . Just kidding. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. By the way, i hear it is a fantastic book. I want to point out that joanne nosuchunsky alerted me that she is going as average. Thats sad and strange. They have beards and dry priuses and drink the blood of baby pandas. Those are all descriptions of republicans, except for one. They dont have beards, father. A new website called republicans are p