Guests. She is sharper than a wheel of cheddar and just as popular at cocktail parties. Here with joanne nosuchunsky. His voice is deeper than the wells he pushes the kids into. It is sam morrell. And he has more brains than a a delicious shake made from mensa members. Anthony fisher. Anyway. His initials r mnm and you can bet his butt he will melt in your mouth. Nice hair. Robin williams, we just found out passed away and was 63 years old. The cause is yet to be determined. We wont conjecture upon that. We will go to you, first, sam. Did Robin Williams have been course. I met him once at the comedy cellar and every comic who met him has a great story. Talked to him for 30 minutes and he was very warm. It is not what you see in the movies where he sov the wall. He was down to earth and chill. Neil hamburger who is a frequent guest on red eye said he has he must have like 20 minutes of Robin Williams jokes where he eviscerates Robin Williams over everything in Robin Williams life. After on a show Robin Williams came up to him and said he was a huge fan. Hamburger felt like a complete ahole. But it is a great story. I dont have any good stories, michael. I dont either. I believe Robin Williams great humor offset your tragic hair. I actually asked for a mid30s german look today. Was there favorite movies . Jumanji. What he was good on was an episode of luis. Diswhrie was a great episode. They both realized they hated the guy. That was Robin Williams best television or film moment. He may be a better dramatic actor than he was comedic. He was a great comedian, but as a comedic actor he was more interesting as an insomnia was it one hour photo and what was father of the year which is a bizarre film, but good. We were talking about that. I missed that. It sounds like a freaked out movie and will go to the top of my cue. Dead Poets Society and world according to garp, Goodwill Hunting and even how object knox sis his obnoxious movies he did great, subdued and really inspired dramatic work. Joanne, you know who we are talking about, right . One of my favorite movies from my childhood, mrs. Doubt fire, patch adams. Robin williams is great, but i wont i cant be but not patch adams. I saw it awhile ago. It is in the cannon. Last year mrs. Doubt fire was the most played movie on television. When you flip a channel it is bound to be on. I will always watch it when it is on. We are probably going to be seeing more of the reruns and i am happy to. They are feel good movies. I grew up on mork and men de. He first starred as charkt a ter in character in happy days and this is when happy days was on its way out. They used the phrase jump the shark. But maybe it was Robin Williams showing up. He played mork and fonzi was teaching him how to live or how to love. How to date women. How to peck up a girl. And then he was so good they created mork and mindy. But he was a first of his kind that was great at improve. Except maybe jonathon winters. Who was his mentor. That was some of his best years. I checked out a great interview with Robin Williams. And live at the met may be the greatest 80s cocaineadd delled stand up film. Next is richard prior. Thats early eights you are right. Was that the red suit . Eddie murphy was with the red suit. He had a purple suit. Prior had the red suit. Eddie murphy had the full on leather suit. Thats right. Making unusual commentaries about gays he was making a full on yes, they were unusual. Unusually hateful. But doing it while wearing total leather. I dont know. R. I. P. Espn is at it again. They have suspended another host for commenting about the ray rice controversy and when i say sauce suspended it is not over a bed with a leather harness. Last monday sports nation a host appeared on an espn radio show and recounted a College Party he and his then girlfriend and now wife attended. He says they were drunk and she slapped him and he slapped her back and they have been married for 20 years. The New York Daily News says it was for kellerman for not adhering to espn brass warning concerning the right topic being highly sensitive. Espn says he will return to work on thursday. This is the third suspension in two weeks. So monday the network introduced his replacement. That is like this generations mama chance. I remember them. Shut up. A. Are we on a path of selfsensorship where no one will say anything because they fear losing their jobs . Or is this like you are not supposed to talk about this because are you not supposed to talk about this . It is so lame. Espn are pushovers. He is not saying it is right. He is saying he did it. The only thing that is grosser about this is i had to watch this ray rice video where he i have to form an opinion on it for shows like this so i am watching him drag his passed out wife out of an elevator and then watch a commercial before i can even watch that. So someone is making money off the fact that this dude beat his wife. Thats a good point. There has to be contracts, i want you to sell my protein bar, but not when it is linked to a woman who is unconscious. It should be an everlast boxing glove. When we limit the conversation we can have, we limit the kind of solutions we can have. I see what you did there. If we dont talk about nfl stars beating their wives unconscious and getting ridiculously low suspensions we are doomed to repeat the cycle smed the cycle. I agree with that point. I think they may be having their host miss more. It is accumulating the suspension time. What do you make of this, michael . It is like msnbc. Everyone is getting suspend every day. He beat up a woman and got like two days off for it. Why cant you talk about this . He wasnt saying have i a hilarious story. 20 years ago he hit a woman in the face this. Is not good. Come on. This is crazy. Your point is the right one. I dont know what i can say anymore. It is like a virus. You shouldnt slap women. Because i am nervous. You try to stop the virus. It happens on one show and then somebody else says if it happens on one show it is suspended and then another show talks about it. He gets suspended. And then red eye is like, i dont know why that is happening. What do you do now . I dont know. Joanne, are we becoming too sensitive . A little bit. In this situation he should have watched his mouth. They did two suspensions for things people said or did possibly irrationally so he should have been more mindful. I mean, really, espn i think is really watching out for the female viewer. I think they know it is a growing market and they really dont want anyone to say anything that is going to off fend the female off fend the female viewer. Thats an interesting point. I dont watch. I dont really care. For the people who do, they might. If in handling this there is a battered wife, we cant talk. We need an 11th hour of Johnny Football coverage. We cant talk about anything real. There has to be a list of things, race, gender, orientation and i dont know what else. Soon sports will be out. I would like to apologize for saying the 49ers played poorly. They are probably doing their best. He wants more bark in the park. The mayor of West Hollywood, isnt that the most aaesome job ever . You dont get up before noon and it is all mimosas. The mayor of West Hollywood, california is upset over renovations to the planned park. They say it focuses too much on kids and not enough on dogs. For three areas for brats and no dog run, this institutional liesed fetish of what kids, or what they used to call caring, but children may be outnumbered by furry friends. Onethird of West Hollywoods population are not bears. But anyway they identify with lbgt and there are son 1100 kids under the 1100 age under the age of 14. And in turkey they found a way to keep kids out of public parks. You know what that is . That was designed to scare off bears or the hands have shocks on them. They put it on them and the bear comes at it. I thought it was a rabbi. Oh my god, here comes a semite. I thought it was an activist trying to sneak a terrorist across the border. That joke went no where. It should have gone no where because nobody know whats i am talking about. Should kids have more play areas than dogs . I do. I used to live in chelsea which is the want to clarify kids as in children. In new york it could be i have pigs. I have kids who are pigs. If i was a bigger fan of mumford and sons i would have chickens and pigs. But as it stands i live in queens and i used to live in chelsea and i have two kids. We were not popular in the area. Dogs were. I was . Eered at. There was a lot of microaggression. All i can say is i can understand that. I feel like people live with people that they want to and all i will say is for the child hating populous at large if you dont want to have playgrounds and only want dog runs fore sake the social benefits that my children will be paying for in the future. Dogs dont pay taxes, do they . Perhaps they should. You have a child and a dog. I guess that makes you some kind of expert. I am hung up on the dog taxes. If you pay a tax they have to pick up the extra poop. I think the important point beyond the fact is that there is a 3 million a 3 million Grand Staircase that is going to be built. What is the grand part . Do you live in a hut . 3 million for the staircase. I think this might be the bigger issue is the city of West Hollywood is two rooftop swimming pools. Have you ever been to West Hollywood . It is full of crack heads and people who are leaning over. They look like they have scoliosis, but they have tons of hair. Have i been on san i have been on santa monica boulevard driving to the hardware store. Thats what they call the bar. I have been there. Most disgusting place ever. You describe it as meth hell. If you go a couple blocks up toward the hills this coming from you. Look at uh. Look at you. I dont hang out on the street. Leave me alone. Sam, cant they make an area where both kids and dogs can play . I guess. I dont know. Probably not. It is West Hollywood. And no one ever has no one ever had a dog by accident. Thats a big thing. No one is raising a dog with a chick you thought would be a one nightstand and then find out they are religious. People love their dogs. And it is less responsibility. If your dog is kind of old you can just put it down. You cant just put a kid down at 11. Unless it is their bedtime. True. No one will be like 77 is pretty old in dog years. Thats a good point. And a dark one. Joanne, will we be seeing the rise of a new war between breeders of humans and lovers of pets . Thats what it seems to sound like. I wont be in that war. I will be neutral because i dont want either. This whole topic i dont get. I want to live in a world where these people can play together. Why would we want to separate them . He has two dogs and no children and thats a selfish decision on his part. The solution is simple. There are three areas for the children to play. Tup one into a dog area. Right . It is not that hard. Or hairy children. The ones who never learn to walk. That lives in the wild. It is easy to make fun of parents, but they are making fun of the kids. They are like you have to depend on the parents to keep everything going. This is the thing. When he says the institutional liesed fetishization get it out of the university. I was expecting a different article. And Allen Ginsberg article. Here is somebody who has foot pads when it is raining and it buys the best kind of food. And when he sees a parent with the child doing the same thing thats weird. People get obsessed with hating. They wont go to parks because all baby strollers and somebody has a baby in it. Get over it. I do it to myself. I see a baby in an airplane and i go oh god. What am i talking about . I am a leach. You get annoyed at the lack of parenting. The baby is crying and the parent is like, oh you are fine. Well do something. You brought it into the world. Let it go off. It is like a car alarm that wont turn off. There has to be a button. Traffic sets it off a lot of times. Are we done here . Coming up, can i do anything wrong . Not according to all scientific research, but first, a full on drug and get ready to smoke it. What does that mean . I shouldnt even say that. Are we winning the war on drugs . The nation shrugs. According to my favorite word a meager 3 believe we are winning the war on drugs. 84 believe we are losing. Thats a lot and 13 are undecided. Probably because they are too high to notice. The war on drugs was popular liesed in the 1970s under nixon, a president , and continued strongly under regan with the just say no campaign. Is it time for a new tactic . For more lets go live to an expert. He could probably start on any american soccer team. I wouldnt know. Michael, you are for legalization, i believe. Would any consequence, say within the next few years change your mind . No, absolutely not. Do you foresee anything . I am for legalization, but i dont believe it will be a smooth road. It is not a smooth road now. This is true. I went outside my office today on drugs. And i did them all day and i am fine now so it disproves your point. No, i see people keeping overall the time on drugs. I cant believe it would be worse. It is a fallacy that if something is legal will do it. I go outside and i am the only one looking for a lighter. The drug addicts have lighters. It is harder to get cigarettes than pot. It is much harder. You can get pot by walking outside and looking for the smell. I got it from somebody in the building. Thats not true. I told him he has to cut back. I didnt tell you who it was. Sam, we have a lot of legal drugs, nicotine, caffeine. Should all drugs be handled the same . Or our culture can only ham one one handle one or two. We can only handle booze and we cant handle pot. We will be over loaded. Hearing the war on drugs sounds stupid. It is a phone interview in . Who is answering the phone. Real drug addicts are not picking up the phone, not even for their family. I wake up with caffeine. I socialize with alcohol and go to sleep with ambien. It doesnt sound like we are losing. It sounds like we are benefiting. We demonize drugs and substances that could have been helpful in dealing with illnesses and other things. Anthony, by not acknowledging some of these people are silly. I am tired of drugs being in suckers. It makes it hard for the older folks. You know what i mean . Not really. I am saying there will be certain older talk show hosts who say look at these idiots. They are licking suckers and eating brownies. You dont do that with booze. You are referring to maureen doud . And there should have been a warning label she shouldnt have eaten the whole brown knee. A bottle of vodka has a warning label that says dont drink me all at once you moron. What is impressive about this pole is the poll is the margin of error is exactly the same as those who say the war on drugs is working. Thats amazing. So it means it could be zero. It could be zero. There is no uprising in the streets over this. Something that is universally agreed upon and it is not only a failure, but it is violent and horrible a and a waste of money. It could be zero. Drugs definitely won the war on you, but has it won the country . Not yet. We need something to take the place of the drugs to win. I think it should be love. If you love yourself you dont need to numb all of that going on inside. I am concerned about the money being spent. A third of the admonishes from this poll think we are spending too much money to fight illegal drug use and 29 think not enough has been spent. I think more than enough has been spent and to incarcerate all of these drug users. They just have a lot of money i guess. Give it away . I dont know. By the way, i dont trust the numbers on abuse. Six drinks a week is binge drinking. But there was they came out with something called marijuana. Did you know it was upwards of 9 addictive . That means 91 are not addicted. Thats amazing. I can tell you right now chocolate is 100 addictive. Aim right . The war on on drugs, it was mentioned nixon was mentioned that it is a pretty inauspicious start to the war on drugs when nixon was deputized by Elvis Presley and there was oxycontin falling out of his mouth before it was invented. He said you are the deputy this is not going to work. I dont think there is a better single photo thatten capsule lats the is cynics dream than fat elvis being deputized by nixon. Before i go, i will always say cash dash no one has died from an overdose of marijuana. I have tried to search for that. I died of bore dom from happening out from potheads. Thats true. Are there consequences of people jumping out of windows . There are been some Health Issues that might have been triggered, but it was a pre twisting condition is what i gathered. We dont have Third Generation congressmen driving down pennsylvania avenue tripping on on marijuana. Is he against violently. Thats what i was trying to figure out. Isnt this the same guy that guy. Oh, i thought there was another kennedy that sliped through. They are everywhere. There is one hosting the show. Coming up, back hair. A bully follow law cal. Tonights sponsor is the coffee sun. You drink coffee multiple times to get through the day and some day your kids will too. Why not start them off early with adult coffee in a kid friendly pouch. And the poor planning will lead to thirddegree burns. Thanks coffee sun. No longer groom or doom. A special. Reporter ed earlier tonight , men are turning their back on shaving their back. I had no idea they got there first. It is the subject of tonights red eye debate 2014, live from the red eye debate center. Welcome to the red eye debate from knoxville, tennessee. We have a lot of hairy men upset that we may off fend them. But we will not. Last year gq declaredy roan yously that declared erroneously that back hair is not sexy. How as far stars like seth rogen are bucking the back waxing trend in favor of the furcovered look. Last week a writer at slate and thats all you need penned the defense of back hair. I read it twice. My intern then braided my back. Back hair is back, but as a writer points out no matter what you decide to do or not to do, someone will be into it. Tell me about it. Smart take. It is. I start my morning off with slate and new york magazine. I drink a little coffee. I dont know what i am saying. Sean connery was harrier than a peach. Fuzzy, hairy thing. Now whats his name . John craig . Rick craig. Daniel craig, he is smoother than one of the hairless cats. He is smooth. Thats gross. That was the question . It was a rambling opinion. I took a few things away from the story. One is that there is too much content on the internet. People have to shovel coal into the engine. Lets talk about fake friends. Fake friends have come through the roof because of the fake internet. Some people have hairy backs and some people dont. If i dont have a hairy back. It is not like i dont wax it. What is this country coming to . You started out per accept tiff. Perceptive. Every writer at slate and salon and all of these places are like people shoveling. You have to keep it going. Thats where they get the microaggression stories out. I watched it and it offended me. It was robin hood and it is not que. People get upset and write a thousand words on it. Joanne, i want to go to you because are you a female. Do you like back hair . I like a little hair. A man should have more hair than me though. The whole i shave my legs and arms things that is too much. Somebody who grooms that it shows you care. But if you have too much hair it makes me think what are you hiding . But there is somebody for everyone. You may not be for me, but you dont want to be with me anyway. I am around her all the time and it is not a pretty sight. Con constantly constantly weeping and cutting herself. No i dont. I mean making fun of herself. Say your partner wants you to be hairless. My exhate hated back hair. I dont care she had it, but she hated it. Yeah, im hairy as hell. It is disgusting and i am not proud of it, but i have these awful genes. It is not like you are a murderer. Not yet because i hate cleaning. My ichs is my exis i have a gay friend nameddal named alex and he shaves. I would love to say honey alexs boyfriend lets him take it in the butt. Oh yeah i forgot that point. The part you dont want to forget. Will body hair have see a full come back . You have a normal beard. I am getting tired of the hipster giant beard. You can see them on the t shirt ads on websites. There is a guy with a lumber jack beard and i hate that. No one is even understanding what i am talking about. They are are in j. Crew. They are prepy and then they look like walt whitman on top. Or the civil wary enactment look that is like the cover of an album by the band. I am a live and let live, and i feel like the market speaks. Andrew sullivan loves his hairy gay men and if you are a straight male who your hairy back is preventing you from succeeding in the market adjust accordingly. Or go to Andrew Sullivans house. There is a place for everyone, turn, turn, turn. I worry slate is trying to bring down the waxing industry. Actually it is true. And back to the fake stories there was a story i saw about not shaving for women trend. It was like, i dont know. I dont see this stuff i dont know if it is true. I dont hate myself enough to do that. If you dont support a womans you are a massage nighs. It goes back to dpaw gwenyth. Paltrow. Thats what i call her. We dont talk much. She is upset and she calls me and then when they get back together i dont hear from her. So used to it. Time to take a break. We come back and the Kennedy Center gets a new name, but will it smell as sweet . I dont get that. I honestly dont get it. I dont get it either. Oh good. Not cool. Order it amazon. Com. G gutfeld. Com. Buy it now, please. It was named after a kennedy. Now it is named after a kenyan. Yes, a new jersey town is renaming its Kennedy Center after Barak Hussein hoe bough ma. Obama. It is the subject of tonights tonights the deputy mayor is a heavily black town and came up with the idea recalling the excitement over obama in 2008. He noted i think people have a sense of pride about them and everyone agrees. Wrote one passionate facebook users, the only place this name should appear is textbooks stating he was the worst president in our history. Once again we brought in a studio Audience Panel and thank you all for being here. Before we begin by a show of hands how many enjoyed the humas i brought in . President obama had two years left and could he screw up royally and then change it back to kennedy . This is the change i voted for. They can change it back, but it is the right combo, obama and kennedy. One left us too soon and the other is sticking around too long. They couldnt have done this six years ago when we were excited about obama . I admire them for being patient. Pht first week there were in the first week there were 30 schools. They waited six years which i say good for them. They did give him a nobel prize the first week. Thats right. Are they cannon myselfing canonizing him too earley . Everything will be named after him eventually. Hopeful leahy lives a long, healthy life as a a mediocre expresident. Everything will be named after him. If he doesnt get a candy bar. What would it be . A zagnut. That is a great candy bar, but not as good as the marathon. Last time i mentioned marathon bar somebody set me 20. If you just mention stuff on the show people just send it to you . Not that stuff. You mow what i like . Drugs. You cant do that because it wont get thrie security. Is kennedy not memorable enough . I dont know. What happened to him a couple of turns . This is the premature president. The preemptive Nobel Peace Prize after nothing has happened. It is a building and fine. I went to a university where the library was named after a stalinist. The standards for forgetting a building named at you is low. The university of massachusetts ham hurst is the deb do boys. Debois jie. Dont you hate people who are more up on history than you are . I hillary pete that later. Do you know who that is . I do. He was a labor unionist . No. Was he the fat guy who didnt like kids . Yeah. And then we had a building named after fatty arbuckle. Joanne, shouldnt there be a compromise or no compromise . I dont know what i am talking about. Doing this is like getting the name of your lover tattooed on you. They are going to leave you. They are going to disappoint you. And then you will be jilted and regretful with this awful tattoo. What was the name, joanne . I dont actually remember. This building is not john f. Kennedy drive. Thats conflicting. You have an obama on a kennedy. I am not going to change. I dont want it. And your opinion trumping the People Living there. I am from jersey. I am close enough. Would you like to get your name on anything . Would i allow it or would somebody ask for that a . I dont know. Yow anne uh it. Joanne saw it. I want my name on a ball pit at mcdonalds. You know how hospitals have a weening. I want the wing of mcdonalds. I like ball pits. This is the historical balance pit. Never mind. Coming up, a really old eel dies. It was about to happen. Fox news. Com red eye and send them to me personally. Or not. You dont have to. Did you know a tensecond test could help your business avoid hours of delay caused by slow internet from the phone company . Thats enough time to record a memo. Idea for sales giveaway. Return a call. Sign a contract. Pick a tie. Take a break with mr. Duck. Practice up for the business trip. Fly to florida. Win an award. Close a deal. Hire an intern. And still have time to spare. Go to comcastbusiness. Com checkyourspeed if we cant offer faster speeds or save you money well give you 150. Comcast business. Built for business. Last story. Thats the last story. He is in the ocean. He is in the sky. The worlds oldest eel died last week at the age of 155 years. Ale lived in a well in sweden and he was beloved in that country and born in 1859 and he lived 148 years longer than most eels are expected to win. He witnessed a lot during his time here on earth. So, wow, that was touching. Sam, eel lived that long, but never saw those things. Would you rather live to be 40 as a human or 140 as an eel . I will go with human. He lived in a well. Thats also they said they found him and he was having a party. Check out this eel i got. Sounds leak a cool party. And apparently he died because he was boiled in the hot fluid of the well. Would you ever wish to live as long as the eel did . Thats a great question. The eels name was ola. And that means eel in swedish. It is a bit of a funny joke for people in sweden. Are we still online . I snow somebody fell over over there. Anthony thoughts . We den is the worlds socialist paradise, but they have a lot of emptiness in their lives. I do love animals and there is a woman who walked around with a hundred year old sea turtle if i stopped seeing her i would move down too. Does sweden hold a secret to a longer life . I am going to continue to eat my eel avocado rolls and hopefully it will negate all of the alcohol i put into my system. Or perhaps the thing is the eel could have been alive precisely because it was drunk all the time. How does it just boil now . I think this is maybe a fake story. Everything that comes out of swee deer it is phony. They need an eel. Isnt it crawfish season . They are all broken up over this eel . A different type of fish. When you are number one when your flag is ikea. Just like an bookcase comes in three pieces. Why do you call him a nazi . He was one. Look it up. We were in the same organization. A special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky. Sam morrell. Why cant i remember that . Michael moynahan and thats me. Bye. Great rates for great rides. Geico motorcycle, see how much you could save. Continuing coverage of the death of actor Robin Williams. Im Shepard Smith in new york with a special edition of fox news reporting hannity will not be seen tonight. Lots of new reaction this evening and hear from people who knew Robin Williams throughout this hour. The Sheriffs Office in marin county that somebody called 911 just before noontime today reporting a man unconscious, not breathing. Were told rescuers were there in five minutes, no time to save him. At 12 02 p. M. West coast time robin mclauren williams was officially pronounced dead. The coroner indicates Robin Williams