A good chance you will. Dawn of the bill, rated r for really, this thing again . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jeff bridges. Senator jeff flake. And musical guest miguel. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. Youre too kind. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause folks, this week this week, those of you who watch the news, this week in washington, d. C. , the thinkable happened. Republicans are trying to repeal and replace obamacare, again. This is beyond beating a dead horse. This is getting damn close to beastiality, okay. I hope that horse has a safe word. Pumpkin patch is what i recommend. You might remember, back in july, republicans tried a plan called the better care reconciliation
People seem to like it. Online i get likes from the tweets. Ive seen the comments. Thats called reverse trolling. Stephen im sorry . Yeah, people gang up on somebody, give them a lot of confidence, say theyre great, say how much they love them and try to make it sound sincere, like i did earlier. See you later. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trumps trumped up tax plan. Plus, stephen welcomes steve martin. Mark feuerstein. And a performance by steve martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Now cheers and applause now, ladies and gentlemen folks, have you ever woken up and said to yourself first thing in the morning, what can i do even in my own small way to make rich people ric
Roots crew. Questlove h. R. C. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. You made it. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] its a great show. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, we have former secretary of state Hillary Rodham clinton on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] i told her its an honor to have her here, and i cant wait to chat. And she said, dude, im just here to see miley. [ laughter ] thats right, both Hillary Clinton and miley cyrus are here. [ cheers and applause ] big show. One recorded a song about a a wrecking ball and the other got more votes than one. And its very [ light laughter ] but were very happy hillarys here. Backstage, i asked her if she wanted a drink and she said, anything but a white russian. [ laughter ] i thought that was very interesting. Lets get to some news here. It just came out that secretary of state
Roots crew. Questlove h. R. C. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. You made it. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] its a great show. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, we have former secretary of state Hillary Rodham clinton on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] i told her its an honor to have her here, and i cant wait to chat. And she said, dude, im just here to see miley. [ laughter ] thats right, both Hillary Clinton and miley cyrus are here. [ cheers and applause ] big show. One recorded a song about a a wrecking ball and the other got more votes than one. And its very [ light laughter ] but were very happy hillarys here. Backstage, i asked her if she wanted a drink and she said, anything but a white russian. [ laughter ] i thought that was very interesting. Lets get to some news here. It just came out that secretary of state
People seem to like it. Online i get likes from the tweets. Ive seen the comments. Thats called reverse trolling. Stephen im sorry . Yeah, people gang up on somebody, give them a lot of confidence, say theyre great, say how much they love them and try to make it sound sincere, like i did earlier. See you later. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trumps trumped up tax plan. Plus, stephen welcomes steve martin. Mark feuerstein. And a performance by steve martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Now cheers and applause now, ladies and gentlemen folks, have you ever woken up and said to yourself first thing in the morning, what can i do even in my own small way to make rich people ric