And featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 734, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, thank you very much thank you very much welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. You look good. New york city, baby. Lets get to some news here. I saw that President Trump spent the weekend at camp david with his entire cabinet. [ light laughter ] not for meetings, he just didnt want to be alone after seeing the movie it. He was like [ cheers and applause ] john kelly. Have john kelly check under my bed again. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, education secretary betsy devos is going on a back to school tour this week and will visit wyoming, colorado, nebraska, kansas, missouri, and indiana. [ light laughter ] betsy says shes excited because shes never been out of the country before. [ laughter ] really excited. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be great. Last night, steve bannon did you guys hear this . Steve bannon was on [ laughter ] steve what happened . Jimmy steve bannon was on 60 minutes. He was on 60 and he said that trump firing james comey was the biggest mistake in modern political history. Except maybe electing the host of the apprentice president of the united states. But besides that [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people noticed that during his interview, steve bannon was actually wearing two buttondown shirts at the same time. Did you see this . [ light laughter ] ive never seen this before. Steve is that a move . Do people do that . [ light laughter ] jimmy two buttondowns, one over the other. Steve yeah. Jimmy look at this. We didnt this is real. [ laughter ] it was so did you see it . Questlove no. Jimmy you didnt see the thing . Questlove no. Jimmy watch what happens during the whole interview. Watch this. President made the wrong decision . I think that president made the wrong decision. You wanted him to go i think we have to focus on american citizens [ laughter ] so what would you do to people who came here. I think that [ talking over each other ] tell me what you would do. [ talking over each other ] when the work permits run out, they selfdeport. They selfdeport . Yes. [ laughter and applause ] steve i missed that. Jimmy it was the most bizarre thing. Steve yeah. Jimmy you would think charlie rose would bring that up. Steve you think he would have pointed that out to him. Why are you putting on more shirts . Jimmy didnt even bring it up. Hey guys, i want to say congrats to miss north dakota, who was crowned miss america last night. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] love north dakota. Did you see the talent portion last night . Miss louisiana gave a pretty impressing performance. Watch this. [ yodeling ] [ light laughter ] jimmy i loved it. [ cheers and applause ] you know backstage, miss alabama was holding one dummy like, oh, youve got to be kidding me. Two dummies . [ laughter ] jimmy i noticed that many of the contestants were asked questions about politics and world issues. Some of them did better than others. There was one contestant who didnt even get a chance to compete. Shes miss backup ohio. [ light laughter ] the rule is that she would only get to be in the pageant if miss ohio missed her flight. Well, we wanted to give her a a chance to answer some of the questions she would have been asked last night. So joining us now from her home in akron is miss backup ohio. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. Hello. Thank you. Hello, jimmy. I am overjoyed, and so happy to be here. [ light laughter ] jimmy we are happy to have you here, miss backup ohio. Are you ready for the first question . Yes, so much. I am so ready for this moment. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. Heres one of last nights questions. There are multiple investigations into whether Donald Trumps campaign colluded with russia on the election. Did they . Youre the jury. Guilty or innocent, and please explain your verdict. [ laughter ] colluded [ stammering ] jimmy colluded, not precluded. Colluded. Jimmy colluded. Did Trumps Campaign collude colluded did trump pollute. [ laughter ] jimmy did Trumps Campaign the verdict. Jimmy do you think the campaign colluded with russia . The colluded is the verdict. The verdict is colluded. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. The verdict is is colluded. Jimmy please explain your verdict. And its verdcit. Jimmy okay, thank you. All right. [ laughter and applause ] lets just go to try another question. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy given the evidence that injuries from playing football can cause brain damage, would you support legislation that outlaws fullcontact football in elementary, and high school . Yes or no, and why . Yes or no, and why. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, no, one of yes or no. And why. Jimmy and then why. Okay, so i pick one. [ light laughter ] jimmy why is not one of the choices. Its yes or no, and then why. Right. I just pick. Right of course, about football. Jimmy yes or no. Do you support football, football. [ laughter ] do i support jimmy football. Do i support football . Jimmy no, no, no i didnt ask if you support i support football. I love football. Jimmy you love football. All right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont know how you throw all right, last question. Youre doing great, by the way. Thank you so much. Im so happy. Jimmy heres the last question. [ light laughter ] 195 countries signed the paris agreement, in which each country sets goals to reduce manmade climate change. [ light laughter ] the u. S. Withdrawing from the agreement, good decision, bad decision, which is it and why . Good decision because it was i feel like its a a schoolyard. Run. [ laughter ] jimmy no, the paris agreement. The paris agreement. Jimmy yes, we are withdrawing the u. S. Is withdrawing. We think we dont want it. Jimmy what . We dont want it. Were withdrawing. Jimmy we did what . We withdrew. Jimmy yes, we are withdrawing. That is correct. We are withdrawing. Jimmy no, that is not the question. We withdrew. [ laughter ] jimmy no, we are we are withdrawing. Is it a good decision . Is it a bad decision . What did you say . Did you say it was a good decision. What did you just say . [ light laughter ] what did you just say . Did you just Say Something . Did you just Say Something . Jimmy yes, i said Something Back to you. What did you say . [ laughter ] jimmy im asking you a a question. I know, right. Jimmy what . [ stammering ] oh, its so oh, its so jimmy all right, thank you very much. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] best of luck next year, miss backup ohio, everybody. Miss backup ohio. Thank you. I dont know how you wave. Guys, i read that the company that makes heinz ketchup picked a 29yearold to be its new cfo. 29. Yeah, he was a little shy at the press conference, so they turned him up side down, and slapped his bottom until some words came out. [ laughter and applause ] you Say Something and finally, i read that a a woman is suing Delta Airlines because she broke a tooth on an inflight meal. Delta apologized, and said that under no circumstances should any of its passengers get an inflight meal. [ laughter and applause ] guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. Thank you, everybody. Welcome. Guys, before we start, i want to mention the big telethon thats happening tomorrow night. It is called hand in hand hurricane benefit, it airs at 8 00 p. M. On nbc, and all the other networks. Theyre raising money for victims of hurricane harvey, and hurricane irma. Its a great thing. So many stars are helping out. Beyonce, jamie foxx, dwayne johnson, adam sandler, blake shelton, drake, justin timberlake, oprah, lots more stars as well, so tune in tomorrow, 8 00 p. M. , call in, donate, whatever you can do. Every little bit helps, and to all of our friends down in florida, stay safe. Were thinking about you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Jennifer lawrence, julianne moore. [ cheers and applause ] jake gyllenhaal. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Benedict cumberbatch will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] we got performances from yo gotti, with nikki minaj. [ cheers ] we got andy grammar. Steve yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy featuring lunch money lewis. [ cheers and applause ] but first, tonight, hes the host of late night with seth meyers, which airs every night after our show here on nbc. Seth meyers is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy great. Steve love that boy. Jimmy plus hes awesome. Plus the reigning nba mvp and the author of Russell Westbrook style drivers, Russell Westbrook is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes a stylish dude. Steve yeah. Jimmy just an awesome, like, cool picture. Some of his styles. I dont know how he pulls this off. Steve i think i could pull that off. Jimmy i dont think so. Hes just the best. I just love the dude and hes awesome. Were going to talk about this, and then we have a little fun video game surprise. Then we have new music from super Group Prophets of rage. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is members of rage against the machine, cypress hill, and public enemy are on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] chuck d is in the house. Look at this. Look at this awesome vinyl. Can you zoom in on that. Can you see how red and cool . [ cheers ] beautiful, beautiful record right there. Its going to be a great performance at the end of the show. I can not wait. Guys, i read something recently that really disturbed me. American kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. Steve what . Jimmy yeah, and nobody seems to know how to turn this around. I think the problem is that todays kids just cant relate to oldfashioned things like numbers. Steve numbers . [ light laughter ] jimmy so weve updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a segment called popular mathematics. Here we go. Popular popular mathematics mathematics [ applause ] [ light laughter ] jimmy that one more. Its so good. Popular mathematics mathematics [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so good. Steve wow. Jimmy its so good, that was just the intro to the bit. You can imagine how great the bit is. Steve how great the bit is going to be. Lets take a look at our first equation here. If you take dennis rodman. Steve sure. Jimmy plus starbucks spelling, it equals daenerys targaryen. [ laughter and applause ] so, you see what im doing . Do you understand . Steve no. No, i do not. Jimmy if you take Chris Evans Steve yes. Jimmy plus an air freshener. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals chris pine. [ laughter and applause ] do you get it . Heres another one. If you take Steve Harveys mustache steve Steve Harveys mustache. [ light laughter ] jimmy plus a razor. Steve blade razor. Jimmy plus glue, it equals kim jong uns hair. [ cheers and applause ] thats actually that was actually Steve Harveys mustache. Steve Steve Harveys wait what . Jimmy glue it on to [ light laughter ] steve so, steve harvey glued his mustache on to kim jong un . Jimmy kim jong uh. Yeah, this is all math. Steve i dont get math. Jimmy if you take this is us, plus howie mandel steve thats a lot of them. Jimmy plus mountain dew. Steve oh my gosh. Jimmy plus it, it equals, this is how we do it. This is how we do it [ cheers and applause ] steve mathematics jimmy if you take jennifer hudson. Steve jennifer hudson. Jimmy plus one pez left in the pez dispenser, it equals jennifer lopez. [ laughter and applause ] were low steve low on pez. Because youre almost out of pez. Youre low on pez. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is a tough one. Jennifer lawrence. Steve okay. Jimmy plus grilling a a salmon, plus three hours later, equals laurence fishburne. [ laughter and applause ] steve because the fish is burned. Jimmy finally. Steve what . [ laughter ] my brain hurts already. I dont understand these at all. Jimmy you dont get this bit . Steve no, i do not. Jimmy last example ill give. Steve okay. Please. I hope i get it by then. Jimmy last example. If you take the good humor man steve good humor man. Jimmy minus viagra, it equals mr. Softee. [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. Well be right back with seth meyers, everybody. Come on [ cheers and applause ] welcome hows it going . Hi okay, so youve got two friends here. Yes. This is the j. D. Power award for dependability. Now i want you to give it to the friend that you think is most dependable. Ohhhh. Ughh. Wow. Thats just not fair. Does she have to . She doesnt have to oh, i dont . No, but its a tough choice, isnt it . Yes. Well luckily, chevy makes it a little easier. Cause its the only brand to earn j. D. Power dependability awards for cars, trucks and suvs two years in a row. Thats amazing. Chevys a name you can trust ever wonder whats in a beer . If its a bud light, its four essential ingredients barley, rice, water and hops. Heres to the beer you can always count on. Brewed to be americas favorite light lager. Heres to the beer you can always count on. Sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right, netflix on us. Get four unlimited lines for just forty bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now, netflix included. So go ahead, binge on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Sfx tmobile mnemonic [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by our late night counterpart here at nbc. His show, late night with seth meyers, earned a a welldeserved emmy nomination for outstanding writing for a a variety series. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome back our pal, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seth meyers in the house. Thank you, everybody. Thanks for having me. Jimmy thank you for coming down. Looking good, buddy. I got a lot of questions for you. Good, lets get it going. Jimmy lets get it grooving, man. I want to talk about fantasy football. Fantasy football. Im so glad you brought it up. [ applause ] jimmy now, i dont know if thats sarcastic or no, im genuinely pleased you brought it up. Jimmy are you doing well already, or no . I won my first game, yeah. Jimmy you did . [ cheers ] yeah. Thank you, guys. Thank you for showing the correct amount of enthusiasm for that. Jimmy now, how long have you been playing fantasy football . Weve been doing it our league is now, i think this is year 12. Jimmy wow. Its a big deal. We just i just spent the entire weekend in milwaukee with the 12 guys. Jimmy now, why milwaukee . That guy who won is from milwaukee, the guy who won last year. Jimmy oh, so you so if you win, you have to host everybody the next year. Jimmy oh, thats pretty fun. Its great. Its fun for the guy, but his wife and three children had to leave the house. [ laughter ] im not lying. They had to go elsewhere. They had to stay with inlaws. Jimmy oh, my goodness. So i want to thank them, the wife and children. Jimmy you went in there, and you get in there, everyone has their laptop. Yeah. Jimmy and you have your picks already out. We have we also have a a big whiteboard with stickers. Jimmy you really go for this thing. Yeah. And im in charge of getting the whiteboard with stickers. And its, like, 8 if you buy it a month in advance. But if you remember the day before jimmy 25. Its, like, 270. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you do with that board afterwards, just send it to the garage . Yeah, you just throw it in the garbage. Jimmy yeah, exactly. So we take it fairly seriously. Jimmy how do you research . Do you do, like isnt there this thing called, like, rotoworld or something . Theres a lot of different websites. I think a lot of us just look at those websites day of. Like, i dont think we plan that far in advance. Jimmy what i do is and i think youre gonna get mad at me. I autopick. Yeah, thats no good. Heres the thing about fantasy football. Its a fantasy. And so all 12 people have to agree to the fantasy. If one person jimmy your fantasy is you and 12 dudes in a house in milwaukee . Thats my dream. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i didnt know what it was. I didnt want a talk show. [ laughter ] i didnt want to be on tv. Jimmy i dont want to have the biggest snow in late night. I cant believe that i couldnt find a place closer to milwaukee. Jimmy with my buddies, yeah. Yeah. But see, the thing is, like, when you have a fantasy football league, everybody has to care about it the same amount. cause if you have one person that breaks the fantasy, then the fantasy is ruined. If there was one character in game of thrones who said, ugh, dragons, right, that would ruin it. [ laughter ] okay, how many . Three. Thats convenient. [ laughter ] and that would just you dont want to see that. So thats what i dont want. Jimmy no, i know that. Yeah, if you have one person thats not in on the thing, id rather not have them at the party. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy im like that now with riverdale. Oh. [ cheers ] jimmy thats my jam. Thats my jam. Emmys made a mistake. They really messed up. Thats the best show on tv. I love it. I think that based on i dont think i would be a good person to watch it with you. [ laughter ] jimmy can you imagine sitting i havent seen enough of it. I think id have questions. Jimmy its fantastic. Really . Jimmy great. Yes i would say, like, does jughead have the hat . Jimmy he does, but they do it in a really cool way. See . But again, you would be wasting time explaining this to me while we should be watching riverdale. Jimmy exactly. Well, but no. Theres a murder. [ light laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy that was a murderer to the steve is Michael Flatley killed . Jimmy which one . Steve Michael Flatley. The lord of the dance . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats riverdance, you idiot. This is riverdale. Steve all right. Jimmy dont even go into it. Dont even enter the wormhole because you wont come out. You know it. Steve i thought it was riverdance. My bad. You guys got a job to do. Jimmy i do love riverdance, as well. Oh, my god. Its unbelievable. Yeah. Jimmy heres you and your buddies. cause i guess you all get together. Last this is how insane you guys you guys end up didnt you break your nose one year . Yeah. So, the other thing about our fantasy football weekends is, instead of being 40yearold men who play golf, like youre supposed to do at that age, we play things like street hockey. And two years ago, i got my nose broken by a hockey stick. [ light laughter ] and when you go to the e. R. With a broken nose, thats not an okay reason to break your nose when your age starts with a four. [ laughter ] jimmy it is not. Yeah. Jimmy also, youre a dad. You cant do that anymore. No, you cant come home with injuries like that because then you cant your kids dont listen to you when you say, hey, be careful. [ light laughter ] because they say, hey, youre an old man who was playing hockey in the street. Jimmy but i think that your son should listen to you because i think you by the way, youre a great dad. And just to prove it, this is a a picture from last thanksgiving yeah. Jimmy of frisbee, your dog yeah. Jimmy and your beautiful son. Look at this. Look at those two. [ audience aws ] is that the best picture youve ever seen . Thats a cute baby. [ applause ] thats a cute dog. Thats a little turkey. Yeah. Jimmy how many pound turkey is this guy . He was that was when i think he was only, like, a a tenpound turkey. Now hes a 24pound turkey. [ light laughter ] jimmy you have something you wanted to show on the show tonight. Yeah. So, i have a video of my son. This is recently. This is summer video. And i want to show it now because i feel like as the years go by, as he gets older, the act that hes doing here would be less cool for a dad to say, heres my son. But i feel like at a year and a a half, its still pretty cool that my son jumped into a pool holding a beer can and did not spill it. [ laughter ] jimmy here it is, your son in action. Heres ashe meyers at a pool party, year and a half. [ light laughter ] oh, he spilled a little. He spilled a little. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] he didnt drop it. Jimmy he didnt drop it. He didnt drop it. Jimmy he didnt drop it. Its as big as the baby. Steve w. C. Fields. Come on. Jimmy i want to talk to you about weekend update, and i want to talk about your show. Great. Jimmy more with seth meyers after the break. Stick around, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] nationwide is on your side. Whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. I basically got it, right . Basically, almost. But youre doing great. What did i just get into . Hmm . Nothing. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Get a moto z play for only 10 a month. No tradein required. The all new 2018 camry. 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[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Im very excited. Jimmy very well written show, its a welldone show. Its so funny because i got to do a bit with you on weekend update summer edition. Yeah. Jimmy and obviously we host our own shows and im very comfortable here. Im comfortable with this audience. Im comfortable talking about anything. Yeah, it feels like home. I feel the same on my show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were you nervous when we did weekend update . My heart was pounding through my suit. Jimmy dude, me too. I was like i really, like, i was going to step into the ring and fight somebody. I was, like, yeah. And i was dressed as george washington. You were dressed as thomas jefferson. I was. Jimmy and im waiting and waiting. Did i get im like, is that my call and its just so nerve wracking. Why is that . I think you just can never shake that. Every no matter how many snls you do, you remember your first snl how terrified you were there. And that fear muscle memory is there. Also, just that its live, it still matters, that still matters. Jimmy because something could go wrong or Something Like that . Yeah. Jimmy something almost did go wrong. Also, i didnt get to do dress rehearsal because it was during my show so the first time i did it was live. Jimmy thats right. Yeah, i did it with mikey day. And you think that snls got it all figured out now but theres a lot of it thats still very analog, including when youre guests on update, youre just sitting on a a rolling chair waiting for someone to shove you out. Jimmy push you out, yeah. [ light laughter ] my rolling chair didnt even really roll at one point. They couldnt even get you a a rolling chair . Jimmy it rolled out. But then it couldnt roll this way. [ light laughter ] i had to do a bit where i was fake crossing the delaware and scooting by. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy and a as i was doing that, the wheel stopped moving and i started tipping over and i was like, michael, say your line, dude. It was super fun. But the thing i got, i got this do you remember . This is amazing. This is true. Jimmy this is real. I got this from a buddy. We went down to rehearse, and they were working on cue cards, so the cue cards werent there when we went to rehearse. So, actually i dont think there was no one really in the studio. No, it was kind of empty and weird that a show was about to happen. Jimmy because the audience wasnt in yet, anyways, and so they give us this script for us to read so we can do our bits, and this is probably the worst photocopy ive ever seen. Yes. [ light laughter ] it was unreadable. Like, look at this. This is actually what they handed us to go over. Jimmy this is a real script. [ laughter ] and i think the reality is, you just realize, like, it was the summer snl and they didnt have, like, the good printer comes back in september. [ light laughter ] jimmy the copy machine is a a summer copy machine that they use. Yeah, you know how theres school and Summer School and one is better than the other. Jimmy yeah. This was the Summer School copier. I go to kenny are you youve got to be kidding me . Im 43 years old. I cant read this. But that was the real script. But it was super fun. I loved doing it. I was happy afterwards because we were talking about, it was nice to know that you were equally as butterfliesy as i was because it was crazy to go back there and feel. Jimmy and you get all hyped up and the energies and i went to your party afterwards. You had a yeah, we had summer party upstairs, here at 30 rock. It was great. Jimmy rainbow room upstairs. Its just unbelievable. Yeah. Wonderful place to have everybody before we kick them out for a couple weeks for a a vacation. Jimmy yeah, exactly. It was great. I saw and i got to talk to shoemaker, your producer and its so funny because when you see all the comedians, do you feel this way too . You never know if theyre doing a bit . Yeah. Jimmy or not. Its just our lives. Yeah. Jimmy so i saw shoemaker and he was walking over and he had a crutch. Yeah. Jimmy and i go, oh, yeah. [ laughter ] where as, i work with him every day so i knew he had a a medical issue. Jimmy yeah, i didnt. I was laughing. I was going to kick his leg or something. I was, like going to be funny. [ laughter ] it was going to be a good bit. What is this, like a tiny tim . What are you doing . Like a cool no, man. I screwed up my act. [ laughter ] jimmy it just made me laugh because he came down and i felt bad. Hes doing better now. Yeah, hes doing better. No crutch, no cane. He started with a cane and he got so much heat, he had to switch to a crutch. Jimmy he cant have a cane. No. Jimmy did he have like a a cane . Yeah, every time hed walk in with a cane, wed ask him if he solved the mystery. [ laughter ] jimmy its so hard to be a a comedian. Are you here to tell us who the killer is . [ laughter ] jimmy its like a character from clue. Talk to me about late night. Congratulations, by the way. Youre doing such a great job thanks, man, were enjoying ourselves. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys. Jimmy one of my favorite bits the best was i like, the bit that i like is closer look. Thank you. We put a lot of time into it, try to do it three days a week. Jimmy lot of work. Yeah, its a lot of work and, i mean, its theres a lot going on in the world so it fills up pretty quickly. Jimmy yeah. I think if it was a slow news time, it would be a really hard thing to do. But dont get me wrong, id love a slow news time. [ laughter ] jimmy i would give anything exactly, me too. Everybody works really hard, both from the writing staff to the people who are on our Research Team and graphics and its a group effort and im really happy with how it turns out. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres seth meyers giving us a a closer look from a recent episode. Check this out. We have to unite everything and all that red tape becomes beautiful when you get rid of it. But and were getting rid of are we getting rid of a a lot of red tape, by the way . [ laughter ] seth he sounds like a a regional theater actor who blanked on his lines. [ laughter ] to be or not to be, because i mean, how can you be [ laughter ] if youre not being, am i line [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much for coming by. And stopping by the show. Always a pleasure, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to go on your show tonight. Oh yeah, do you want to come by . Jimmy i want to come by your show tonight. Starts right after. Makes perfect sense. Jimmy there you go seth meyers, right there. [ cheers and applause ] mvp of the nba Russell Westbrook joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] discover card. Hey. What can you tell me about your new Social Security alerts . 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Our next guest is known for his skills on the court and his style off of it. Hes a six time nba allstar, the reigning mvp and the record holder for most triple doubles in a season. Now with a new book called Russell Westbrook style drivers, available now, please welcome mr. Triple double, Russell Westbrook. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i always love seeing you. Thats right. They love it. I love seeing you. Mvp, mvp mvp, mvp. [ crowd chanting mvp ] jimmy i mean, that feels pretty good, right . Come on, thats gotta feel good. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy you had an amazing year. Obviously mvp, but also, even cooler, you had a little baby. You had a little baby. [ cheers and applause ] it might be the cutest baby. Thank you. Yeah man, fatherhood, man, its been so amazing. Jimmy beautiful baby. I was trying to talk to him and he was looking at me like, what is wrong with you, man . I was like playing with him, its just the best. Style drivers. Lets talk this book. I love that you came out with this, because i love your style. Thank you. Jimmy and you rock it. And you know how to do it. Where do you get your fashion from . Where do you get your inspiration from . Well, it all started i have to give all credit to my mom. My mom, shes my style inspiration to this day. She always kind of keeps the swag dialed, always keeps me up to date with things. Jimmy does she really . Yeah. When we were younger, she dressed me, my brother, and my dad, all three of us. She shopped for all of us. [ light laughter ] jimmy i wish. Yeah, that would be your dad too. Of course. For sure. Jimmy saved him from wearing dad clothes, thats right. Thats fantastic. [ light laughter ] one of the things in the book you say is, like, everything in your closet has to be awesome. Yeah. You got do love it. Jimmy everything. Gotta love it. Jimmy i mean, everything. You cant like it. You have to love it. [ light laughter ] jimmy socks and undies . Love it. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre confident. I think thats what i dont know if i can pull off some of the things that you wear. Let me show you. Thats okay. Jimmy heres let me give an example. All right, here we go. This is you, a picture of you. Okay. Jimmy youre rocking this. [ cheers and applause ] right . This is me. [ laughter ] i like it. Jimmy i dont think i dont think i can i think you did good. You can do that. [ light laughter ] jimmy let me try another one. [ talking over each other ] [ indiscernible ] jimmy thank you. This is you. Okay. Let me see. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know, man. Your facial expression tells it all. Looks good. [ light laughter ] jimmy i look like im on the Starship Enterprise or something. [ light laughter ] hey, lets talk about your lets talk about your new teammate here. Yeah. Jimmy paul george. Yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy good stuff. Hes good, yeah. Really good. Jimmy hes really good. Now, do you guys have a a nickname yet . No nickname yet. Jimmy because you want to have a nickname for you guys because you two are going to be i mean, you wanna be like the dynamic duo. Sure. No nickname yet, but well get there. Jimmy do you want me to help you out . Sure. Sure. [ laughter ] jimmy i got it. Ready . Okay. Jimmy russell, right . Okay. Jimmy paul. Right. Jimmy rupaul. [ cheers and applause ] you see what im talking about, man . Okay, okay. Jimmy rupaul, thats one. Thats one. Jimmy lets have a real one i think is going to be great. Okay, okay. [ light laughter ] i still i dont think people like that. Jimmy who do you play for . The thunder, right . You two, Russell Westbrook and paul george, are the thundercats. [ cheers and applause ] do you remember thunderercats . I do know thundercats. Jimmy they would go, thunder, thunder, thundercats ho [ cheers and applause ] telling you, man, you guys are the thundercats. Okay, we may come back to that name. Jimmy okay, good. Russell, i wanted to have you here to talk about the book. Here it is right here, style drivers right there. Now i want to talk about the book but i also wanted to play you in a game of basketball. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Nbc wont let me because theres no way i could obviously beat you in basketball, but how about video game basketball . How about nba jam . [ cheers and applause ] im in. Lets do it. Lets do it. Jimmy lets do it right now. Lets go. Lets play some nba jam. [ cheers and applause ] lets do this, here we go. All right. Wait a minute, wait a a minute. Jimmy now, i play this game what . You play what, all the time . Jimmy no, twice a year, Something Like that. But i love this game. Yeah, this is nba jam on fire edition. I played so much i unlocked some legends, so im larry bird. I got to be larry bird. [ cheers and applause ] youre larry bird. Jimmy im larry bird and im Russell Westbrook. Jimmy there you go, man. All right, so heres the deal. We have one quarter, right . Its two minutes, and thats it. Whoever wins this wins the whole thing. You down . Good luck. [ light laughter ] jimmy whos your teammate, by the way . Mines kevin garnett. Mines rumble, baby. Jimmy the mascot . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, ready for this . Here we go. Lets do it. Jimmy here we go. Lets go rumble. Jimmy come on, garnett he wins the tip. [ cheers and applause ] he shoots. [ cheers ] larry. Jimmy larry scored, too. My god im nervous. To westbrook. Jimmy yes, sit down sit down, dude give me the ball pass it dunk it [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] oh, yes oh, whats this . Its a threepointer. [ cheers and applause ] youre getting a bird bath right now, dude whats up . We got a minute. We got a minute jimmy here we go. Passes it. Homey dont play that. Oh, get up. Give me that. Getting physical. Jimmy im not looking. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] heres westbrook. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here we go. 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[ cheers and applause ] living on the 110 four sharing one tent cant afford no rent forgotten by the government feels like a life time stuck and struck down waiting for the right time running out of luck now and its shame living in the jungle drive by see the family camped out by the underpass you got your blinders on you want to hit the gas living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality i lost my home so i roam wherever and my bellys on e and i gots no cheddar life gets no better cause my plate is empty and my mind is hungry aint got no penny sidewalk sleeping trying to keep on breathing the hopeless pray trying to keep believing a ghost youre seeing left behind by the system you can see me southbound on exposition living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality better hope and pray living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality living on the 110 theres no end to the poverty stopping me you pretend theres democracy hypocrisy this is the reality hope and pray hope and pray hope and pray you better hope and pray hope and pray hope and pray hope and pray it might be you some day [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Prophets of rage [ cheers and applause ] their new album is out september 15th. Well be right back, everybody. Wow, that was nuts [ cheers and applause ] been trying to prepare for this day. And im still not ready. The reason im telling you this is that there will be moments in your life that. Youll never be ready for. Your little girl getting married being one of them. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to seth meyers, Russell Westbrook, prophets of rage and the roots. And dont forget to stay tuned for late night with me, seth meyers. Jimmy hey, you got to go . Come on. Ill walk you over there. All right. Jimmy lets go. Thanks for watching, everybody. Thank you. Lets go [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight danny mcbride, from odd mom out, actress and writer jill kargman. Music from living colour, featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ]