And that person probably thought they were being funny. I didnt know and its my fault that we have a kentuckian who goes by malik, whos name is tupac shakur. Trevor ooooh, yeah, that was that was a tough bon, really. Think about it. On the one hand, on the one hand, the governor should know that its possible for two people to have the same name. But on the other hand, if the person you share a name with is tupac shakur, at least throw in a middle initial so people dont get confused. Why do you think michael b. Jordan has the b . Its so no one is ever disappointed to see him. Oh, its you. Like, i have to assume that if your name is tupac shakur, this probably happens to you every single day of your life. Putting in your starbucks order, ordering a delivery, and good luck calling 911. tupac hello, 911. Please help me, ive just been shot. 911 okay, sir. Ill send help right away. Whats your name, sir . tupac tupac shakur. 911 very funny, sir. Well put out an a. P. B. , for the notorious b.
Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Displefer day, before we turn to the serious stories, we like to look at the stories that put the us in coronavirus, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. First up, thanks to this pandemic, government officials are highly strung. They have to keep people indoors, they have to keep hospitals running, and they have to take all their bribes over venmo, which is really tough, because you have to write in the memo what the money is for. Well, this week in kentucky, the governor was busy trying to stop unemployment scams, and in the process, he made an unlikely discovery. Unfortunately, its going to take a little bit of time on these, because a couple of bad apples can make this challenge that much more difficult. For instance, we had somebody apply for unemployment for tupac shakur here in kentucky. And that person probably thought they were bei
I just miss you so much. I missed you too. Really . Yeah. Well, can i kiss you . Yeah. Ok. Maybe thats not the best one. Keep reading. It was. Maybe it wasnt. Oh, thank god. I had a horrible nightmare that i was stuck in america with gabe. Oh [laughter] no, thats not the one i was thinking of. Keep going. I know what it smells like, but i didnt roll in anything. Its from listening to all of gabes bull [bleep]. [laughter] isnt this the perfect romantic getaway, erin . Sitting on a Desert Island in dog costumes . Im gabe, and im a weirdo. [laughs] thats pretty good. Gabes mom. Hmm. Gabes mom . Wait, tall woman, looks like gabe . Yeah, i banged her. Yeah[laughter] go. Trevor hey, everybody. Whats going on . Welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah, and today is officially day 44 of us staying inside the hosue to try and kick corona virus ass. Yeah, thats right, corona, i said it. And heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre trying to stay fit, yo
Poor globalise continue to face an unprecedented challenge is that from the corner Virus Outbreak several in this thread any teams are in a lockdown plus the Australian Company has been called off the day after on the climb them but tested positive. Ok lets get going beginning this news with the Global Financial markets the fallout from the coronavirus pandemic has sent stocks into negative territory not seen in 3 decades the u. S. Markets so their biggest one day losses since the crash of 1987 after that asian markets dipped by as much as 10 percent on friday then they did rebound slightly but so far trading in europe is going in the opposite direction meanwhile this fast moving story is seeing governments taking tougher measures to. Stop the spread of the virus while trying to calm the fears of people facing layoffs a change in their travel plans and children who arent in school lets get right to it starts off we have rob mcbride in seoul to take in the developments across asia and e
Car. The second shooting about 20 minutes later and a few blocks away. A des moines off was taken to the hospital and died. He was reportedly responding to the initial call and taken to the hospital as we said. So far, no suspect information and no arrests. Both of these are described as ambush attacks because police say there didnt appear to be prior interaction with the suspect or suspects before this happened. For better protection, officers the Urbandale School district has canceled classes today. This is the first Des Moines Police officer shot and killed in the line of duty since 1997 and the first urban dale officer ever to be shot and killed in the line of duty. Back to u. Bill, thank you. Colonial pipeline executives hope to restart the this is after a deadly explosion and fire shut down the pipeline. A track hoe struck the pipeline and ignited gasoline and sparked the blast killing one and injuring five others. Its Colonial Pipelines second accident and shutdown in 2 months a