General john kelly has a big job ahead of him bringing precision and discipline. His first order of business was to sack the mucch. The general has had impressive results as head of Homeland Security and now it remains to be seen if his trickle down discipline will work. General kelly has to not only a squash the personality fires that flare among the warring tribes. He is well liked and feared in equal measure which is a diametric shift from reinces reign. Its like bringing in the National Guard after a few days of riots. Its an admission something isnt work and a bold shift is necessary. The Biggest Issue he faces is managing the president. Will it work . Well, you can bring a stack of steaks to a vegan barbeque, you just might not have too many takers. General and the president love to win. If they can define common objectives, there is no reason this cant signal the great shift president s fans are ready for and one his foes fear. Lets get to it. Im kennedy. The president has a new
With the law under this policy, they have been living here for years to, in some cases even decades. Leaving the broken system the way it is, thats not a solution. Thats the real amnesty, pretending we can deport 11 Million People or build a wall without spending tens of billions of dollars of taxpayer abetting what is factually incorrect. Its not going to work, its not good for this country. Its a fantasy. It offers nothing to help the middle last and demeans our tradition of eating a nation of laws and a nation being a nation of laws and a nation of immigrants. It is my firm belief that immigration is not something to fear. We dont have to wall ourselves not lookthose who may like us right now or pray like we do or have a different last name, because being an american is about something more than that. What makes us american is our shared commitment to an ideal that all of us are created equal , all of us have a chance to make of our lives what we will. That whetherhows it was the ir
Trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah wow you guys are amazing thank you so much my guest tonight the Supreme Court correspondent from slate, Dahlia Lithwick is here, everybody cheers and applause trevor but we begin with unsettling news out of iran. Claims this morning from the rogue nation of iran, the revolutionary guard now revealing a shocking new report on what it calls the truth about Kim Kardashian. They sayshes a topsecret spy using instagram as a weapon posting sexy pictures for the sole purpose of corrupting the iranian youth. Trevor busted laughter it makes so much sense. Of course, Kim Kardashian is a spy thats why shes always trying to prove shes not wearing a wire. laughter like, iran, this is so impressive. How did you guys track her down . She only stars in six reality shows how did you guys do this . You know who i feel bad for . Khloe kardashian because iran didnt accuse her of bleep . Right now shes doing, hey, iran, what about me, khloe . I could be a spy
Using instagram as a weapon posting sexy pictures for the sole purpose of corrupting the iranian youth. Trevor busted laughter it makes so much sense. Of course, Kim Kardashian is a spy thats why shes always trying to prove shes not wearing a wire. laughter like, iran, this is so impressive. How did you guys track her down . She only stars in six reality shows how did you guys do this . You know who i feel bad for . Khloe kardashian because iran didnt accuse her of bleep . Right now shes doing, hey, iran, what about me, khloe . I could be a spy, too. And iran is, like, sorry, we dont know who you are. Im kims equally famous sister. Yeah, never heard of you. But tell us about your brother and his black market in china. laughter you know, the worst part of the situation is the u. S. Government cant defend kim from irans accusations. What are they going to say . Hey, shes not a spy. Shes a celebrity. Oh, yeah . Why is she famous . Well, shes very, uh, talented at, um she maybe shes a spy
Posting sexy pictures for the sole purpose of corrupting the iranian youth. Trevor busted laughter it makes so much sense. Of course, Kim Kardashian is a spy thats why shes always trying to prove shes not wearing a wire. laughter like, iran, this is so impressive. How did you guys track her down . She only stars in six reality shows how did you guys do this . You know who i feel bad for . Khloe kardashian because iran didnt accuse her of bleep . Right now shes doing, hey, iran, what about me, khloe . I could be a spy, too. And iran is, like, sorry, we dont know who you are. Im kims equally famous sister. Yeah, never heard of you. But tell us about your brother and his black market in china. laughter you know, the worst part of the situation is the u. S. Government cant defend kim from irans accusations. What are they going to say . Hey, shes not a spy. Shes a celebrity. Oh, yeah . Why is she famous . Well, shes very, uh, talented at, um she maybe shes a spy laughter but todays a great