Joe biden set to receive his first president ial briefing. President donald trump still trying to convince the country the election was stolen. But a former official sets the record straight. There is no indication or evidence there was any sort of hacking or compromise of election systems on, before or after november 3rd what chris krebs is saying about being fired by tweet for speaking out tensions high overnight a funeral held for irans Top Nuclear Scientist assassinated in a targeted hit, irans leaders are now vowing revenge and to carry on his work. Monday mess, a fastmoving storm targeting the eastern half of the country with strong winds and rain and yes, even snow. Al has the forecast. And 9 billion spent on black friday alone, setting the stage for what could be the biggest cyber monday ever. This morning, where the deals are today. All of that and plus amazing escape. And there is a big fire there. A racecar bursts into flames and the race driver is emerging from those flames
Dont touch the doorknob if its too hot. This could be quite a mess. There are already long lines. Voting is under way in several states, including california, where not only are people casting their ballots, theyre also cleaning them. Sacramento county officials are asking people to stop disinfecting their mailin ballots. The registrar of voters says they have received at least 100 ballots damaged by disinfecting alcohol spray. In one case the registrar says someone microwaved their ballot. Jimmy well. That makes sense. What set doing you use to microwave a ballot . Potato . I have to say, if youre purelling and microwaving your mailin ballot, im okay with you sitting this one out votewise. There are brazen attempts to steal this election going on already. After months of trump yammering about how the vote is rigged, the vote is rigged, the vote is rigged, the California Republican party stands accused of setting up illegal ballot boxes to collect votes. More than 50 unofficial ballot
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss
Last night last nights oscars were the lowest rated oscars in history. Hell, Martin Scorsese was there and even he didnt watch [ laughter ] senator Amy Klobuchar released a new ad in New Hampshire today, ahead of tomorrows primary, that claims that President Trump has a quote, complete lack of empathy. Replied trump, i literally cannot understand how shed feel that way. [ laughter ] to avoid technical difficulties that plagued last weeks iowas democratic caucus, voters in New Hampshire will use paper ballots in tomorrows primary. So now theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong oh, damn it. [ laughter ] damn it, guys. [ applause ] former Vice President joe biden said yesterday he will only select a Vice President who is younger than him so i guess youre out of luck, redwood trees. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause parasite swept the oscars last night. The last time a parasite did this well wait, sorry oh no. Whats that . Is this eminem if you had one shot why would eminem be here on
Like your eyes were sewn on. [ light laughter ]sese street up [ laughter ] during todays hearing, congressman jim jordan accused National Security expert Alexander Vindman of leaking information and displaying poor judgment on the job. He displayed poor judgment this is an impeachment hearing, and youre dressed like youre here to fix the copier [ light laughter ] video has surfaced from this weekend showing President Trump, heading to his unscheduled hospital visit, appearing to hold a Yellow Folder with an unknown device attached to his sleeve and im not going to speculate about the hospital visit, but its just a bad sign that we have to talk about this president like hes big foot i seen him once, broad daylight he had a he had a folder or something. S atight you can hear him howling. The white house issued a new statement late last night about President Trumps unscheduled hospital visit apparently, turns out, he wa officials in south dakota are facing criticism after rolling out a ne