A puppet when you look 100 like your eyes were sewn on [ light laughter ] i mean look at him he looks like the sad muppet on sesame street who elmo cheers up [ laughter ] during todays hearing, congressman jim jordan accused National Security expert Alexander Vindman of leaking information and displaying poor judgment on the job. He displayed poor judgment this is an impeachment hearing, and youre dressed like youre here to fix the copier [ light laughter ] video has surfaced from this weekend showing President Trump, heading to his unscheduled hospital visit, appearing to hold a Yellow Folder with an unknown device attached to his sleeve and im not going to speculate about the hospital visit, but its just a bad sign that we have to talk about this president like hes big foot i seen him once, broad daylight he had a he had a folder or something. Sometimes at night you can hear him howling. The white house issued a new statement late last night about President Trumps unscheduled hospita
Kristen bell judd apatow, musical guest danny brown, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1154 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello. [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy thats a hot crowd right there. Hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. Thank you for being here, everybody. Well today, most of the country was hit with snow, ice and record low temperatures. Yeah millions of americans woke up this morning, like, damn, this promotion for frozen 2 is nuts. [ laughter ] almost 70 of the country got hit with an arctic blast you know its cold when they start describing the weather with flavors of dentyne gum. [ laughter ] vanilla frost is hitting the tristate area. [ light laughter ] it was cold today. It was so cold, President Trump stayed warm by burning copies of don jr. s new book. You know what im saying [ laughter ] it was
[ light laughter ] youre watching impeachment after dark live its the only show that talks about how im being treated very badly by the very rude, very nasty media [ light laughter ] theyre very rude and theyre very nasty [ laughter ] its just like a real housewives after show, if instead of committing tax fraud, they committed obstruction of justice [ light laughter ] and tax fraud. [ laughter ] now i know what youre probably all thinking its day three of the hearings your favorite president must be melting down by now. But it couldnt be further from the truth. In fact, just this week, i was rushed to the hospital for my standard physical. [ laughter ] everyone said i was a perfect patient. I even got a lollipop. [ laughter ] you always get the lolly roy cohn told me that. [ light laughter ] as always, im joined by my attorney general bill barr at the bill barr bar bar. [ laughter ] great to be here, mr. President and on behalf of your staff this week [ light laughter ] thank you fant
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