Jimmy thats very nice. Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was funny. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to melanias bedroom, the door was locked. [ laughter ] so he went downstairs, punched sean spicer in the stomach, wrestled the phone out of his little pink hands and tweeted about this special investigation into him. You know yesterday we learned that the president is being investigated by a special counsel led by Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice. So this morning at 7 57 a. M. , trump tweeted, you are witnessing the single greatest witch hunt in american political history led by s
Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for standing in line and braving the boy, it was hot today. Today as you probably know, todays the beginning of summer. Summer officially begins tonight. So if youre wondering why your kids stopped going to school, thats probably the reason. [ laughter ] its summertime. I love summertime. Guillermo, do you love summertime . Guillermo yes, jimmy, i love it. Jimmy even though i dont get the whole you do . Guillermo i love to get in the pool. Jimmy even though you cannot swim you love to get in the pool . Guillermo yeah. Only up to here. [ laughter ] jimmy only there. My favorite summer, if i had to pick one summer, i think my favorite was probably the summer of 69. Bought my first real six string. [ laughter ] maybe that was a song. It was 119 degrees in phoenix, arizona today. It was too hot to fly. They couldnt take off because i dont know, i guess the wheels were melting on the tarmac. People we
Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was funny. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to melanias bedroom, the door was locked. [ laughter ] so he went downstairs, punched sean spicer in the stomach, wrestled the phone out of his little pink hands and tweeted about this special investigation into him. You know yesterday we learned that the president is being investigated by a special counsel led by Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice. So this morning at 7 57 a. M. , trump tweeted, you are witnessing the single greatest witch hunt in american political history led by some very bad and confli
Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for visiting. Thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i had a i had a baby somewhere under here. I dont know what happened. What i have in this stroller are Baby Products. Those of you who have babies at home or abroad know that a lot of stuff comes with them. We have so much stuff at my house. To be honest, i dont know what half of this stuff does. What i do is every item in this stroller has a terrible name, and its starting to drive me nuts. Like this. This is a wubenub. Its a pacifier with a little like dead animal at the end. [ laughter ] my daughter calls it a wubby. And now i have to say the word wubby ten times a day. As if thats a thing. Theres also we have one of these. This is a bumbo. This is to help the babysit upright. In case you take it to benihana or something i guess. [ laughter ] when my wife was pregnant, she slept with one of these. This is a snoogle. Its like a i dont know why they call it a snoogle. I gue
Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Those of you who have babies at home or abroad know that a lot of stuff comes with them. We have so much stuff at my house. To be honest, i dont know what half of this stuff does. What i do is every item in this stroller has a terrible name, and its starting to drive me nuts. Like this. This is a wubenub. Its a pacifier with a little like dead animal at the end. [ laughter ] my daughter calls it a wubby. And now i have to say the word wubby ten times a day. As if thats a thing. Theres also we have one of these. This is a bumbo. This is to help the babysit upright. In case you take it to benihana or something i guess. [ laughter ] when my wife was pregnant, she slept with one of these. This is a snoogle. Its like a i dont know why they call it a snoogle. I guess its like snuggle and goo goo i guess. But its a pillow for your underparts. You put it like [ laughter ] you mount it and then you [ cheers and applause ] very dirty in a way. I dont know