Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Those of you who have babies at home or abroad know that a lot of stuff comes with them. We have so much stuff at my house. To be honest, i dont know what half of this stuff does. What i do is every item in this stroller has a terrible name, and its starting to drive me nuts. Like this. This is a wubenub. Its a pacifier with a little like dead animal at the end. [ laughter ] my daughter calls it a wubby. And now i have to say the word wubby ten times a day. As if thats a thing. Theres also we have one of these. This is a bumbo. This is to help the babysit upright. In case you take it to benihana or something i guess. [ laughter ] when my wife was pregnant, she slept with one of these. This is a snoogle. Its like a i dont know why they call it a snoogle. I guess its like snuggle and goo goo i guess. But its a pillow for your underparts. You put it like [ laughter ] you mount it and then you [ cheers and applause ] very dirty in a way. I dont know why they call it the snoogle. For some reason Baby Products have names like these. They dont seem to realize babies arent the ones buying this stuff. A lot of the terrible names have to, do are related to breastfeeding products. This is the boppy. Its a breastfeeding pillow. This is one like it. Its my breast friend. Sounds like something bill oreilly would call his secretary or something. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is i think i lost one here. Anyway, this one oh. These are the hooter hiders. [ laughter ] i think you know what that does. Its a cover. These are like companion products. The teetee turtle and the peepee tepee. If you have a boy, these are little tents you use during diaper changes to avoid getting squirted in the face. And this might be the worst one. This one i find completely offensive. These are nursing pads. They call them bamboobies. And i dont even know why. At least some of the other ones kind of make sense. Theres some relation to something. Bamboobies is just completely unacceptable. [ laughter ] whoever came one bamboobies should be put in solitary confinement for the rest of his natural life. Anyway, ive got to get this stuff. Guillermo, here, take these bamboobies and the peepee tepee and all this stuff. [ cheers and applause ] and you know what . Get your wife pregnant and use all that stuff, all right . Guillermo yeah. Next year. Jimmy i like with you that one. Try that one out. See how it feels to you. [ cheers and applause ] comfortable. Oh, speaking of silly names, Jared Kushner is in israel today with a big gucci bag full of peace for the middle east. President trump sent his soninlaw to meet with the leaders of israel and palestine. Thats normal. Thats something president s do a lot. [ laughter ] a lot of people are saying Jared Kushner isnt qualified. But actually, he has been to israel before on a high school trip with his mom. So theyre wrong. [ laughter ] and whatever you want to say about their personal relationship, the president says if jared cant bring peace to the middle east hell find ivanka a husband who can. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the only people less likely to bond than the israelis and palestinians right now are republicans and democrats. A small group of republican senators are working on a Health Care Plan right now that no one else has seen. And they want to force a vote on it before july 4th. That way i guess people who blow their fingers off with firecrackers cant claim that as a preexisting condition. [ laughter ] but Senate Majority leader mitch mcconnell. You know that old lady with the glasses . Yeah, her. [ laughter ] [ applause ] shes keeping this bill such a tightly guarded secret even senators in her own party havent been allowed to look at it. Senator mcconnell, theyve held no hearings, theyve allowed no debate. All we know is that the legislation, which would affect many millions of americans, is being written in secret by a group of 13 male senators. All men, no women. Mcconnell said he would have women but they cant keep a secret, so theyre not allowed. [ laughter ] its so crazy. Its hard to believe this is actually happening and not a plot from a movie like well, like this. Buried deep in a hidden chamber. In such darkness, behind such closed doors. Lies a mysterious plan. Why are my constituents not allowed to see the details of whats about to happen to their lives . That could wreak incalculable destruction. I think its one of the most terrifying things thats about to happen. And only one man knows its mysteries. Mitch mcconnell and the chamber of secrets. Coming to america much too soon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its the bill that must not be named. Hey, heres a guy who i hope has a Health Care Plan. This is from the szechuan province of china where a guy for some reason decided to swallow 50 eggs in 15 seconds. Thats the guy. And those are the eggs. Hes not now hes halfway done. Now hes 4 5 of the way done. And i dont know why. Thats one of the worst things i have ever seen. [ laughter ] he knows you can cook those, right . [ applause ] how many of you would do that for 1,000 . I mean, honestly. Anyone . Whoo jimmy o. J. Simpson is up for parole. Remember o. J. , the guy from that fx show . [ laughter ] o. J. Has a parole hearing scheduled for next month. He could be out of prison by october. He served eight years for armed robbery. O. J. s attorney said if he gets out on parole hell want to live a quiet life. Maybe hell become an uber driver. Wouldnt that be could you imagine [ laughter ] o. J. Arriving now in a white bronco. [ applause ] youd pay a little more for that. Uber, by the way. I dont know how many of you use uber but ubers making some major changes. As of yesterday uber in seattle, houston, and minneapolis have started theyve started allowing riders to tip their drivers using the app. Which is good. But i will say i know people complain. I already had a way to tip my driver. What i would do is i would pull money out of my wallet and hand it to that person. Really it was miraculous. Also yesterday the ceo of uber, this guy travis kalanick, after months of scandals and declining market share, announced hes stepping down. Hes leaving his post as ceo. He told the new york time, i love uber more than anything in the world. S, i love uber more than anything in the world, i love uber more than anything in the worlds, i love uber more than anything in the world. Which lets be honest. Its too much. Even for a ceo. [ laughter ] might need to get a restraining order against him. But a change of leadership is just the beginning of a much Larger Campaign to rebrand uber and get back to basics. And their new service i think does exactly that. At uber weve lost the trust of our customers. So were getting back to basics. Presenting uber yellow. Downtown . At uber yellow we know you dont mind paying a little more even if it means less comfort and safety. [ tires squealing ] with uber yellow theres no need to download a confusing app. Just wave at one of our cars as they pass. How easy is that . Uber yellow drivers arent distracted by gps. Hey, hey, hey. And with Identity Theft on the rise, youll feel safe knowing uber yellow takes cash only. Uber yellow. Its a cab, dumbass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they knew wed come crawling back. All right. Were going to take a break. When were done with the break, each of these people on the wall behind me, each of these people has a name that happens to be perfectly matched to what they do for a living, and we will chat with those people about that when we come back. So stick around, well be right back. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by at t. 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But you can see now we have up on the screen some very interesting people. Every once in a while you come across a person whose name fits his or her occupation. Like if youre a lawyer and your name is sue, for instance. So we scoured the country for people with named that match their jobs. They are joining us now on the wall of america, our big cisco screen. Hello, everybody. How are you guys doing . [ cheers and applause ] okay, good. Lets get to know you one at a time. Were going to start with sun prairie, wisconsin. This gentleman is a volunteer firefighter. How many years have you been doing this . 30 years, jimmy. Jimmy 30 years youve been doing it. And your name is . Les mcburney. Jimmy les mcburney. [ cheers and applause ] good. You go in with a hose and you literally make things less mcburney. There you go. Jimmy did having this name influence your decision to become a firefighter . It did not. Jimmy it did not. No. Jimmy do people mention it to you a lot . Only when on the internet i did an investigation and it hit the worldwide web and thats pretty much the end of that. Jimmy thats probably how we found you too. Les mcburney would also be a good name for a urologist. [ laughter ] so i dont know if you have any sons or anything. But thank you, les. You are indeed perfectly named. Next up we head to austin, texas to meet a perfectly named dentist. Hello there. How are you . Hey, jimmy. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing well. Are you in your dental office right now . Yes. Yes, i am. Sticking around a little late. Jimmy anyone waiting to have a cavity filled or anything . No. Not yet. Were all done for the day. Jimmy how long have you been dentisting . [ laughter ] ive been a dentist for 19 years. Jimmy and do you like it . Good job to have . Yeah. Yeah. Ive enjoyed it. Jimmy do you ever take a hit off the nitrous oxide just to make sure its still working . [ laughter ] no. Youve got to be careful with that kind of stuff. We dont do that, jimmy. Jimmy we have not revealed your name yet, but do people mention it to you a lot . Yes. All the time. People choose me just because my name sticks out on their insurance list. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Lets find out your name. Your name is . I am dr. Chip silvertooth. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a good name. And doctor, how much does it cost to fix a chipped silver tooth . It depends what we need. Jimmy hey, i heard that some dentists were saying you dont need to floss anymore, that its a waste of time. Do you believe in flossing . Of course i believe in flossing. Jimmy there we go. Chip silvertooth believes in flossing. [ cheers and applause ] next lets go all the way to noblesville, indiana to meet a perfectly named contractor. Hello there. How are you . Hello perfectly named contractor. Im great. How are you . Jimmy im doing well. Did you build the kitchen we see behind you . Actually i did, yes. Jimmy i would hope so. How often do people comment on your name . Surprisingly not as much as you might think. I might get it maybe once a month. Jimmy once a month. Okay. Well, lets reveal your perfect name. And so everyone can enjoy it. Hi. My name is paul schwinghammer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy schwinghammer. Are you from are there a lot of schwinghammers in your area . Well, surprisingly, where i grew up down in the southern part of indiana, the schwinghammer name is as common as stempenogel and gromerstopper. Pretty common. Jimmy schwinghammer is good for construction or porn, by the way. [ laughter ] which gets more attention, the hammer or the schwing part of it . [ laughter ] well, because of waynes world i do get the schwing thing quite a bit. Jimmy that must have been a nightmarish time for you in the 90s. Yeah. It still comes up every noun and then. Jimmy im glad you could move past that. Thank you very much, paul. And finally, we go to west hills, california. And what may i ask do you do for a living, maam . I am a gynecologist. Jimmy you are a gynecologist. An obgyn. You deliver babies i assume . I have delivered babies for the past 19 years and i stopped delivering about four months ago. Jimmy all right. And your perfect name is . My name is dr. Lauren hymen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you ever say dr. Hymen at your cervix . [ laughter ] i think i hear that once a week. Jimmy you should start using it. I was told when you got married you decided to keep your maiden name. What name could your husband possibly have you that you decided to keep your maiden name . Dr. Krovitz isnt that interesting. And at that point i was already in practice. My last name had become the perfect calling card. So i went from hiding my last name to just leaning in. Jimmy sometimes you have to just dive right into it, dont you . [ laughter ] well, thank you, dr. Hyman. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to all our perfectly named people. Tonight music from kyle featuring lil yachty, Tatiana Maslany is here, and well be right back with Chadwick Boseman. More kinds of crab than ever, new dishes, and all your favorites. Only while crabfest lasts. Red lobster. Now this is seafood. [crunch] yeah [crunch] hahahaha honoo, honoo, honoo flame, flame, flame [crunch] [growl] [slap] [slap] [punch] [crunch] were naming our daughter lay lee. Ft jimmy hi and welcome back to the show. Tonight, she is an emmy winner for her work on the show orphan black, the super talented Tatiana Maslany is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, his hit single is called ispy, kyle is here with help from lil yachty on the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, Anthony Hopkins will be here. Chris hardwick will join us. Well have music from queen with adam lambert, and we will chat with the top two picks from the nba draft. Youll get to see two college kids transform into millionaires right before your very eyes. Tomorrow night. Our first guest tonight is a talented actor and a powerful avenger. He is the black panther, he is james brown and Jackie Robinson all rolled into one. Next he plays Supreme CourtJustice Thurgood marshall in marshall. It opens october 13th. Please welcome Chadwick Boseman. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i have to apologize to you in advance because theres a woman in the audience [ laughter ] i didnt do it. [ laughter ] jimmy she is pregnant. Shes nine months pregnant. Shes having her baby next month. And i asked what are you going to name the baby . And she said layla. And i said oh, like the song . And she said, what song . [ laughter ] whoa. Jimmy thats what i said. [ laughter ] shes never heard of the song. And none of the the guy who knocked her up never heard of it. [ laughter ] is it this guy . Jimmy well, were not sure. [ laughter ] were going to have a maury style test later on to find out which guy it was. You should have had him sing it to her. Jimmy he doesnt know it. He didnt even know i dont know whats going on here. How are you doing . Does anyone call you chad . They do, yes. Of course. Jimmy because Chadwick Boseman is a name that you would i immediately think oh, he must be a billionaire. [ laughter ] hey, thats what were shooting for, right . [ laughter ] jimmy its kind of a high bar to clear. Fake it till you make it. Jimmy you were in atlanta like this morning. And i heard youre going right back there after the show tonight. You know, im going to wait till tomorrow. Jimmy oh, you are. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy but youre shooting two avengers movies there. Im shooting one. Jimmy youre shooting one. Oh, thats an interesting statement. Hes shooting one. Arent they shooting two . You know, theyre like the cia. So ive got to say im shooting one. Jimmy but you are actually shooting two. Yeah. No. [ laughter ] im just shooting one. How many marvel heroes are down there, are assembled . How many avengers are assembled and other characters right now . You know what . I see about eight or nine at a time. Jimmy have you seen guys that you hadnt seen before or women, characters . The one i cant say is mark ruffalo. Jimmy mark ruffalo. He plays the hulk. Yes. Jimmy so we know hes in there for sure. Why is he the one you can say . Because i dont see everybody. I dont deal with every character. And im telling you, its so secret that we dont see every jimmy but i dont care. [ laughter ] i know for you its secret. But for me its another thing to find out. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy will any new characters be introduced just like the black panther was in civil war . No. Jimmy really . No . No new characters . No new characters. All the same ones. Jimmy guardians of the galaxy will be a part of this . They told me theyd be a part of this. They did . Then yes. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] i think they told me. I dont know. You told me. They train us for this. Jimmy i know they do. They train us for this. You have to be a ninja on screen and off screen as well. The trailer for the movie for the black panther was during one of the nba games. Did you like watch that as it was happening . Oh, man. Its like when i was watching it i forgot that i was in the movie. Yeah. I knew it was going to happen. Id heard that it was going to come it would be on in game 5. Actually, i was rooting for golden state. But when i heard when they were just running through the cast i started rooting for the cast just so they jimmy to get to game 5. To get to game 5. [ laughter ] jimmy its kind of weird. Its like some weird Fantasy League kind of thing where you start rooting for things within the series. But then they moved it to game 4 because they were worried there wouldnt be a game 5. I think so. Jimmy yeah, i think so. And it has like 90 million views or Something Like that. 89 million in the first 24 hours. Jimmy lets get it up to 90 tonight. Oh, im sure its there now. Jimmy so as soon as that premiered did everyone you know, everyone in the world just start contacting you as onc oncet onc . They did, but i cut my phone off. Jimmy oh, you did . I cut my phone off. Because it was so exciting. I literally for like three minutes was like oh, my gosh, just staring at the screen. And then i cut my phone off because it was too much stimulation. Jimmy did you later on get back to those people . Some of them. Jimmy how do you cut a phone off . Do you actually just turn it off . You dont cut your phone off ever . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] i dont get that much im not a big texter or anything like that. I dont get a whole lot im not in a superhero movie. No group of people are texting me. Thats hard for me to believe. Jimmy i know. Maybe i am in a superhero movie. Am i in this movie . [ laughter ] you cant say, can you . I cant say. [ applause ] jimmy i saw your you have a very big family. Who was here with you last time you were here . Oh, my mom, my dad, my sister. Thats it that time. Jimmy that time. Any of them here with you tonight . No. I have a lot of friends back jimmy have they lost interest in your career . No. [ laughter ] its just so much happening, just trying to coordinate everybody. Jimmy do they come to the set when youre shooting like the marvel movie . Yes. Not everybody. My mom and my dad, they came to the black panther set. Jimmy you can trust them to keep quiet about whats happening . No. You can absolutely not. My dad, when we were shooting 42, it was a scene we were doing, i was still at home and i had to jump over the catcher and slide, and we did it like 15 times. And hes sitting right behind the director and hes fuming. Hes like oh, you cant do that no more, you cant do it, youre going to be hurting in your body. [ laughter ] jimmy he said this to the director . He said it to me and he said it to the director. Brian helgeman. He comes over and says i think were done, your dad said we cant do any more. [ laughter ] jimmy thats pretty good. When we come back, were going to have a look at your upcoming film. Chadwick boseman is here with us. Well be right back. Guys, everybody quiet down. Cause this is my jam. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Having mplaque psoriasise is not always easy. Its a longdistance run. And you have the determination to keep going. Humira has a proven track record of being prescribed for nearly 10 years. Humira works inside the body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to symptoms. In clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear and many saw 75 and even 90 clearance in just four months. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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What it is, its a whodunit. Its a thriller. If you didnt know anything about Thurgood Marshall you could watch this buddy movie. Jimmy you played a few reallife people. You mentioned Jackie Robinson before. James brown. Is that something that you prefer . Well, the black panther is real also. He is. [ laughter ] jimmy in my childhood he seemed like he was real. Is that something you like . Or is it harder to play a real guy . You know what . I think its the same. Acting is the same regardless. Its just youre responsible for certain things when you play a real person. And in this case i said i didnt want to do any more movies about real people. But the script was really, really good. And i didnt want to do it also because Thurgood Marshalls a lot lighter than me. I was like i dont look like him. Jimmy skinwise. Yeah. In terms of complexion. And you know, once i read it, i realized that that really wasnt important. Each movie you do about a real person, its like its a painting. And you choose certain things in the painting that you want to pull out and you want to show. So for this one it was the spirit of the man. He lives hard. He works hard. He fights hard. So i wanted to show this person who just was an interesting person. Jimmy one of the things i learned about him is that he had only one testicle. Is that what drew you to this role . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i feel like i should switch which leg i have [ laughter ] jimmy did you find out which testicle . Like how deep into this character did you go . You know, thats a funny story because you cant verify it. You know what im saying . Some of the biographies it says that storys told and youre like i dont know, i dont know, but i just decided it was true. Jimmy yeah. Who would make that up . [ laughter ] how do you stand when you have one testicle . Jimmy me or [ laughter ] thats just one of the questions i had. Jimmy you stand like a flamingo. [ laughter ] i switched my legs when i jimmy did you call any onetesticle people . Lance armstrong could have been i did not. Jimmy i feel like youre not giving 110 . [ laughter ] you know what . That might be the case. No, i just it comes at a funny point in the movie. Jimmy it does. It pops up in a way. [ laughter ] well, its very, very good to see you. Congratulations on the movie. Its a really good movie. Its called marshall. It opens october 13th. Chadwick boseman, everybody. Well be right back with Tatiana Maslany. [ cheers and applause ] our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . Its ok that everybody ignoits fine. N i drive. Because i get a safe driving bonus check every six months im accident free. Because i dont use my cellphone when im driving. Even though my family does, and leaves me all alone. Heres something else. I dont share it with mom. I dont. Right, mom . I have a brand new putter you dont even know about its awesome. Safe driving bonus checks, only from allstate. Sometimes i leave the seat up on purpose. Switching to allstate is worth it. Latches onto youry finger so hard, its like shes saying i love you. Thats why aveenos oat formula is designed for your babys sensitive skin. Aveeno®. Naturally beautiful babies. Black. The fifth and final season airs saturdays on bbc america, please welcome Tatiana Maslany. [ cheers and applause ] you look great. Thank you. You too. Jimmy may i ask i dont know if this is a rude question to ask, but how old are you . Me . Jimmy yeah. How old do you think i am . Jimmy i think youre probably in your late 20s. Im 31. And im about to turn 32. Im finally at that age where it all blurs and i dont know. Im within this age range. Jimmy do you know the song layla have you ever heard of it . [ laughter ] why did that come up . I love that song. Jimmy someones naming her baby after it. Congrats. Jimmy and she never heard of the song. What . [ laughter ] its so original. Jimmy i really think you should give the baby up for adoption. [ laughter ] i dont think you should raise this child. I just dont think i feel like youre not ready. [ laughter ] anyway. How are you doing . I hear you just moved here. Not just here to l. A. But you moved out of your home country of canada. My home country, yes. Jimmy to be are you now an american . Or what is your status . I think im like really did not do it right. My boyfriend and i were like we cant find a lease for three months, should we just move there . And now were here. Jimmy really . Just because you couldnt find a shortterm yeah. We dont like any of these shortterm leases. The one we liked fell through. And we were just like lets move our entire lives and change everything and not look at what we should be doing legally and just be here. Jimmy did President Trump okay this . [ laughter ] he gave us a stamp. Jimmy he did . I didnt know he had a stamp. Yeah. A disgusting stamp. [ laughter ] [ applause ] his hand print. Jimmy when were talking about moving, i want to mention something you tweeted. And correct me if i have any of this wrong. But you tweeted last week, never do this, but had the worst experience using uhaul. You wrote uhaul. Being passed off from department to department. No one could help. And ending up in not being in service. Kind of mad, sad emoji dead face. Kind of like fed up face. Jimmy did you drive a uhaul here . No. I did. Jimmy why are you renting a uhaul . Because were moving our lives. So we had to pack jimmy you won an emmy. You got a uhaul . [ laughter ] what do you do . How do you move . Jimmy i have movers move my stuff. [ laughter ] to be fair, we did not drive it across the country. But we did like load it up. Jimmy and took it where . Took it to the uhaul box. That box is currently moving sorry, guys. So its moving across the country. So hopefully they dont jimmy not anymore it isnt. [ laughter ] not when uhaul gets a load of this. Yeah, theyre going to dump that right in the mississippi river. Wow. So thats a really yeah. Jimmy what else . Like what other menial jobs are you doing associated with this . I think my boyfriend currently is building a fence in our back yard. Jimmy we dont build fences here in california. Hes welsh and im canadian, so were changing it up. Jimmy welsh people build fences . Yeah. Thats what theyre known for. [ laughter ] they build it around sheep. Jimmy do you have any sheep . Or do you have to get those . Were getting sheep imported. Jimmy are those in the uhaul . Yeah. They keep the furniture from breaking. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] i like that. It would be better than those packing peanuts. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy you open the box. Theres a sheep. And my vase isnt broken. Exactly. Jimmy so youre really doing this all yourself. This is remarkable. I know most people do this stuff and certainly ive moved myself many times but you dont imagine especially international travel, i didnt even know you had uhaul up in canada, ill be honest with you. Just got. Jimmy turns out were learning a lot. Is it good . Its a disaster. Movings the worse. Jimmy are you scared about living in l. A. . Yeah. Like every emotion. Im super excited. We love our new place. Everythings wrong with it. Like were fixing it all. But its a lot. Yeah. Its very intense. Jimmy now, your television show, for which you won an emmy, i happened to be there when you won. I want to ask you about something. Because when you won the emmy Kiefer Sutherland was the one who presented it. And this is how he pronounced your name. Which is, and correct my if i have this incorrect. Tatiana maslany. Very good. And the emmy goes to Tatiana Maslany. [ laughter ] i was like, i think thats me. Hes canadian too. Jimmy hes a fellow canadian he said it in the voiceover more, Tatiana Maslany nominated for an emmy. Jimmy have you spoken to him since then . I will not talk to him. [ laughter ] jimmy he didnt contact you John Travolta style afterwards and say sorry i dont know what came over me . No. Jimmy oh, wow. Things are going terribly for you here. Its really bad. Life sucks in l. A. Jimmy your show have you finished shooting the whole show . Yeah, we finished two months ago. We wrapped it up. Jimmy you play so many characters on the show, which seems like obviously is a fun thing as an actor. But at a certain point do you miss it or are you like all right, enough already with this . I mean, i was exhausted by the end of it. But saying goodbye, because we kind of had two weeks where we were wrapping either a clone a day or a character, a supporting character, or a set or whatever, and these are people who you like get to know for five seasons and you really care about them. I was so emotional. That two weeks i was just like jimmy you really care about your clones . Yeah. I care deeply about all my clones. Jimmy thats very sweet. I wonder what theyre doing right now. Are they okay . Jimmy they didnt make the move with you, huh . No. They stayed in canada. No, but i had such a visceral reaction to saying goodbye to one of them. And were doing a scene where its this skype call and its kind of emotional as it is so i could kind of use what was happening. And i just had a spontaneous nose bleed while i was sobbing. Jimmy really . Yeah. It was so gross. The directors like cut. And im like stop, no, cant we use this . Lets use it. Jimmy a lot of actors can cry on command. Very few actors can make their nose bleed on command. [ laughter ] thats like a special level. [ cheers and applause ] thats why the emmy. Jimmy you, meryl streep. Maybe like sir Alec Guinness could do that kind of thing. The three of us. Jimmy is that something that happens to you regularly, nose bleeds . In times of trauma. Like breakups can elicit that. Jimmy when uhaul screws up your move. Yeah. I just shot blood out of my nose. Jimmy well, on behalf of los angeles and america we welcome you and your boyfriend. [ cheers and applause ] to california. Tatiana maslany. Orphan black, saturday nights at 10 00 on bbc america. Well be right back with kyle and lil yachty. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. New charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. New charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird we all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Chadwick Boseman, Tatiana Maslany, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first his single is called i spy. Here with help from lil yachty, kyle [ cheers and applause ] what up, l. A. matt damons my favorite actor, by the way. Hey hey i know when you text me girl i dont always reply youre not an angel you cant even notice they must be out of focus Cirque Du Soleil i am just like the roses i aint cried since 01 i spy with my little eye i spy with my little eye a girlie i can get cause she dont get too many likes a curlyheaded cutie i can turn into my wife wait that means forever ever hold up never mind oh i i spy with my little eye a girlie i can get cause she dont get too many likes a curlyheaded cutie i can turn into my wife i spy with my little eye i spy with my little eye i spy with my little eye i spy with my little eye she said she 21 i might have to id that all my come in pairs like i remember riding around the city in a hatchback lookin for a problem with my young goblins imma send a model home with her neck throbbin i done made so much money that its nonstoppin got my brothers on my back like the last name i remember tellin everyone i couldnt be tamed whoa six months later i had snapped and now im in the game went from fake chains to diamonds in another lane went from can you take me here to screening out the lane went from this lame to remember my name so i remember all the people who aint with me they went to college now all them is history upgraded from gold to diamonds in my teeth riding deep in the van like we lookin for a mystery raggy so dont mess with me no lately i been livin like luxury boat and kyle stick together like piano keys i spy with my little eye a girlie i can get cause she dont get too many likes a curlyheaded cutie i can turn into my wife wait that means forever ever hold up never mind oh i spy with my little eye a girlie i can get cause she dont get too many likes a curlyheaded cutie i can turn into my wife wait that means forever ever hold up never mind one, two, three, go oh i i spy with my little eye i spy i spy with my little eye oh i i spy with my little eye i spy i spy with my little eye oh i [ cheers and applause ] tonight a special edition of nightline. Surviving the inferno. Britains deadliest fire in more than a century. Never seen a fire like this. Never seen people die like this. Reduced to ashes, killing at least 80 people. An action horror movie and youre in it. The flames and spoke was very, very intense. Now one month after the deadly blaze, disturbing questions remain. It was a death trap. How did a fire sparked by a refrigerator consume a building so quickly. It went from the fourth floor to the 18th floor in eight minutes. Could the builds exterior be to blame . Investigators are warning of similar dangers across t