Number three im just like you, i didnt think donald would make it this far. cheers and applause james and number two. Who cares about plagiarizing . James cordens doing it right now. And the number one excuse that is three words, i speak no english. Thats your top ten list, coming up we got jay walking, mean tweets and thank you notes. Roll the titles. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs james i think its going to catch on, that top ten list. Whats that baby . James are you just going to be Paul Schaefer for the whole show . Why not, once you get in the groove you cant get out of it. James shall we see who our guests are on the show tonight . In the blue room. A talented actress, you know from the blockbusters avatar, guardians of the galaxy and the star dazzling the wonderful, the brilliant, zoe saldana is here tonight hey, zoe, how are you . You okay . Super, oh my god im on my phone with, like, my gynecologist. James everything okay . Everything is good right . Is everyt
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Stephen i know, thank god you are. If you were just off someplace i would miss out on you, but i havent, thanks to hollywood. I would say thats thanks to god. Stephen oh, really . Yeah, jesus christ and his savior. Stephen really, jesus, jesus wait a second. Nice try. Jesus christ and his hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up back it up stephen you just said jesus christ and his savior. Yeah. Im jewish i dont know how that goes. Jesus christ well, you know, chel chelsy the door is always open. The door is always open. Jesus christ is gods son, right . Stephen thats exactly right. Thats exactly how it works. Youve caught up with the first century. And who is mohammed. Stephen mohammed say prophet of god. And he. And hes friends with gandhi . Stephen no, i think gandhi century. Were getting somewhere. Stephen youre not a very religious person, i take it. No, but ive done yoga. Stephen thats close laughter you took 18 months off after chelsea lately. That was the best, the best time of my
So i have my peaks and valleys. But i think that for me, its more about motivating people, mostly women, to kind of look and connect with themselves and get a good paceline to motivate themselves to be sort of healthier mentally and physically. Stephen you say you. cheers and applause but, like, to be real about it. Stephen be real about it. It says, healthy ways to love your body. Love is a strong word. Are there healthy ways to like your body. Yes. Stephen my body and i have been together a long time and its a fine relationship, but the spark is gone. laughter . Un, i think my book could help you. Stephen really can you, really . I do. Stephen could guys read this . My first actually, would you like to connect with yourself . Stephen i would love to connect with myself. Because i marked a special page. Stephen okay, hit me. That is i made it interactive. Youre, like, going to actually do it, its interactive, meaning this is the first step to changing the rest of your life. Stephen ok
Stephen you did not say orgy to the first lady. No, i didnt, i chickened out before i got to orgy, because i realized as i was pitching her that theres no way in hell she will do the movie. Stephen i have seen the movie. I know the scene you are talking about. Wouldnt it have been great to have her pop up in there . laughter applause i think people would have been so happy. Shes a smart lady. She declined. Stephen she has secret service protection, right . Yes, of course. Theyd be in the scene, too. laughter stephen thats fantastic. And we also went for julian assange. Stephen really. Yes. Stephen was that your idea or interpols . Lets see if we ket kget him and he said no. He didnt feel it would help his extradition process, which i can understand. Stephen well, congratulations. Thanks, man. Stephen and please dont wait another 15 years. Its nice to be here for the first time. Stephen its nice to have you here. Its a, mr. To see you. I like this good thing you have going on here. Step