See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn, but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. One of them said it was the crowd. Now the audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. One thing it shows is how far over they go here. Look how far this is. This goes all the way down here. They said it
Musical guest jon bellion, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 611 Santa Barbara steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness i feel the love i feel the love. I feel the love. Right back at you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the one to be at. This is a hot show. Welcome. Wego heres what people are talking about, you guys. Its been nearly a week since President Trump took office and i read that Trumps White House is already stocked with his favorite snacks. Including lays potato chips and doritos. [ light laughter ] so that makes one cabinet trumps manage to fill. And so thats [ laughter and applause ] lets start there. Has congress confirmed my ramen noodles yet . [ laughter ] chicken or beef. I dont like the shrimp flavor. [ laughter ] all right. Ill take the shrimp. [ light laughter ] last night on abc donald trump
Musical guest, Parquet Courts and featuring the legendary ros crew. Questlove 612 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hello welcome, everybody. Pcpc thank you for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Im your host jimmy fallon. You guys, we have Drew Barrymore on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we also have tom brokaw. [ cheers and applause ] tom brokaw. This sunday nbc is airing a a special, highlighting his 50 years at the network. Isnt that an amazing 50 years . [ applause ] tom began his career in a a bygone era when the news people watched was actually true. [ applause ] and its fascinating. Steve wow. Jimmy fascinating. But heres what people are talking about, you guys. Yesterday, President Trump announced that he will pay for the border wall by placing a a 20 tax on mexican imports, like avocados. [
Musical guest, Parquet Courts and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 612 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hello welcome, everybody. Pcpc thank you for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Im your host jimmy fallon. You guys, we have Drew Barrymore on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we also have tom brokaw. [ cheers and applause ] tom brokaw. This sunday nbc is airing a a special, highlighting his 50 years at the network. Isnt that an amazing 50 years . [ applause ] tom began his career in a a bygone era when the news people watched was actually true. [ applause ] and its fascinating. Steve wow. Jimmy fascinating. But heres what people are talking about, you guys. Yesterday, President Trump announced that he will pay for the border wall by placing a a 20 tax on mexican imports, like avocados.
Musical guest, Parquet Courts and featuring the legendary roots cr. Questlove 612 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hello welcome, everybody. Pcpc thank you for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Im your host jimmy fallon. You guys, we have Drew Barrymore on the show tonight. [ cheers app we also have tom brokaw. [ cheers and applause ] tom brokaw. This sunday nbc is airing a a special, highlighting his 50 years at the network. Isnt that an amazing 50 years . [ applause ] tom began his career in a a bygone era when the news people watched was actually true. [ applause ] and its fascinating. Steve wow. Jimmy fascinating. But heres what people are talking about, you guys. Yesterday, President Trump announced that he will pay for the border wall by placing a a 20 tax on mexican imports, like avocados. [ audience bo