Thats not going to last long, i dont think. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the feeling is mutable. Plus, stephen welcomes dolly parton and musical guest Ty Dolla Sign featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome, one and all. To a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were are exactly two weeks away from the election. So, if you havent decided who youre voting for yet, good luck escaping that abandoned mineshaft. Or stay down there til we have a vaccine its hard to explain. We really need a vaccine. Its a long story. As the election day barelies down on us like an outofcontrol manure spreading, one of the last chances to influence the race is thursdays president ial debate. We at the late show will be live, with indepth political analysis and extensive coverage of whatever flying creature happens to steal the show. My money is on a fruit ba
Tonight, one exit plan. Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey nice to see. Delightful delightful cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen nice. There you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Another candidate cheers and applause yet another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. And were getting a clearer picture of americas future, and it looks a lot like americas past. laughter and ill give you the latest in tonights edition of i have a plan for that. I beat trump. Corn pop was a bad dude aaahhh bing, bing, bong, bong. Fury road to the white house 2020 come on stephen now cheers and applause piano riff stephen folks
Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go audience chanting stephen there you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. And were getting a clearer picture of americas future and it looks a lot like americas past. laughter ill give you the latest in tonights edition of i have a plan for that. Beat trump. Corn pop was a bad dude aaahhh bing, bing, bong, bong. Fury road to the white house 2020 come on cheers and applause piano riff stephen folks, im afraid i have sad news for fs of competence, because friend of the show, Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the president ial race. audience
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests dolly parton Kacey Musgraves, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1160 steve and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for watching what a special night it is our entire audience is made up of people Gordon Sondland implicated in the ukraine scandal. Isnt that beautiful [ cheers and applause its a special night thats right today was day four of the impeachment hearings i dont want to say things are bad for trump, but right now, not even baby yoda could cheer that guy up. [ laughter ] i mean, it was a wild day in washington today we heard testimony from ambassador Gordon Sondland, who directly implicated trump in the ukraine scandal. [ audience oohs you could tell it was bad for trump, because he did somethi
All it takes to win risk chaos edition is to boldly declare victory and leave chaos in your wake you just lit the board on fire. Guess i win again. laughing hey, guys, i just got the new risk chaos edition. I win son of a bitch risk chaos edition, nothing means anything announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight burning it down plus stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest toby keith, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there nice to see you i like it i like it thank you thank you cheers and applause thank you, dear friends. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. And folks cheers and applause in light of the darkness that is the trump presidency, id like to start tonight with something nice. Last night, gymnastics World Champion simone biles threw out the first pitch at game two of the wo