Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go audience chanting stephen there you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. And were getting a clearer picture of americas future and it looks a lot like americas past. laughter ill give you the latest in tonights edition of i have a plan for that. Beat trump. Corn pop was a bad dude aaahhh bing, bing, bong, bong. Fury road to the white house 2020 come on cheers and applause piano riff stephen folks, im afraid i have sad news for fs of competence, because friend of the show, Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the president ial race. audience reacts the onetime frontrunner, warren made the classic campaign mistake of being able to finish a coherent sentence and not having a penis. laughter warren is gone. Thats it. Shes out of the race. Further proof that america can not have nice things. She had a plan for everything a healthcare plan, an immigration plan, a student loan plan, and her most popular plan, kneecap Michael Bloomberg with a croquet mallet. laughter cheers and applause jon oh huhoh piano riff stephen hold still tata laughter not surprisingly, warren was gracious and eloquent, reportedly telling her staff i will carry you in my heart for the rest of my life. If i leave you with one piece of advice choose to fight only righteous fights. That is beautiful. cheers and applause it is. Its really lovely. But fear not, warren fans. Joe biden is sure to continue that fight with his righteous message of yabba dabba democrats lifelong mama see mama sa mama koo sa come on laughter cheering piano riff when she addressed the press, warren lamented how the narrative of this primary seemed to have been written in advance. I was told at the beginning of this whole undertaking that there are two lanes, a progressive lane that Bernie Sanders is the incumbent for and a moderate lane joe biden is the incumbent for and theres no room for anyone else in this. I thought that wasnt right. But evidently i was wrong. Stephen despite her best effort, that democratic road still has just two lanes. And two drivers who probably should have their keys taken away. laughter okay . Eyes are just going. Get a golf cart. Get a golf cart. At one point, warren was asked about the young women and girls who look up to her i wonder what your message would be to the women and girls who feel like were left with two white men to decide between. I know one of the hardest parts of this is all those pinky promises. All those little girls were going to have to wait four more years. Stephen happy, america . You made Elizabeth Warren break her pinky promise. laughter now she has to hope to die and stick a needle in her eye laughter warren was also asked whether sexism might have played a role in her campaigns ending. Gender in this race, that is the trap question for every woman. If you say yeah there was sexism in this race, everyone says whiner. And if you say no there was no sexism, about a bazillion women think, what planet do you live on . Ill promise you this, ill have a lot more to say on that subject later on. Stephen and im guessing most of it will be bleeped. laughter then warren was asked whether she would be endorsing either biden or sanders. Heres what she said lets take a deep breath and spend a little time, we dont have to decide that this minute. Stephen okay, shes right, lets just all just take a deep breath. And hold it until the coronavirus is gone. You know theres going to be a fierce battle between biden and sanders for Elizabeth Warren. as bernie liz, im sorry i called you a liar. Please, my heart cant take much more of this. Thats doctors orders. I guess what im saying is you complete me. Literally. I need an organ donor. In your eyes the light the heat your eyes cheers and applause but bidens not going to give up without a fight. as biden dont listen to him, lizzie. After all, you are my cousin. Oh wait, they switched em on me. Point is, i want you to endorse me for u. S. Senate. No, i mean that laughter as they waited for warrens announcement, the press caped out on her lawn, and one reporter snapped this picture of her dog. Bailey. Awww. Look at that face. Dang, that should have been her Campaign Slogan all along vote for Elizabeth Warren or youll make a dog sad. laughter applause but like a lot of us, bailey is a stress eater, because after the announcement, warrens press secretary Gabrielle Farrell posted on twitter bailey legit just swiped someones burrito. laughter along with footage of staffers trying to get the texmex from his maw. Yes, its your burrito, but bailey has a plan for that. laughter jon oh, oh, a plan a master plan cheers and applause stephen ladies and gentlemen, its time jon come on, give me that. Stephen today, we are all bailey. So its time to say goodbye to Elizabeth Warren. Oh, here comes her horse. Ride lizzy ride laughter applause so now its down to biden and sanders. Showdown at high noon. Right before they both eat dinner. laughter either one of them would be the oldest president in u. S. History, so its going to be important they choose a running mate that is experienced, yet seems a lot younger. So. Jimmy carter. laughter applause the other big story is still the coronavirus. Its all anybodys talking about. You could say, america has coronavirus fever. But you shouldnt. That would be in poor taste. How dare you . Ill give you the latest in tonights goin viral. cheers and applause liou stephen the coronavirus continues to spread. So far, there have been 210 confirmed cases in 18 states with double digit fatalities. So last night, donald trump went on fox news to lie about everything. Specifically, about the most recent World Health Organization estimate that the global death rate of coronavirus is 3. 4 . He disagreed i think the 3. 4 is really a false number. Now, this is just my hunch. Stephen science is not based on hunches thats why bill nye the science guy is more successful than his rival phil munch, man of hunch laughter applause good show, though. A really good show. Trump backed up his fake hunch with fake math. It seems like 3 or 4 , which is a very high number, as opposed to a fraction of 1 . I think the number, personally, i would say the number is way under 1 . Stephen this isnt the art of the deal. You cant negotiate with science. as trump youre saying i have 68 weeks to live . How about 1012 . Nine weeks. Final offer or im walking. Oh, youre saying i wont be able to walk . Okay. laughter trump didnt just have bad numbers. He also had bad advice a lot of people will have this and it is very mild. They will get better very rapidly, they dont even see a doctor, they dont even call a doctor. You never hear about those people. We have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work. laughter stephen go to work . Maybe some of them do go to work but they should gotten to work. Because thats a good way to spread a pandemic. Trumps like the mayor in jaws, but worse. as trump dont listen to the sheriff. The beaches are open for summer a lot of people going to get attacked by a shark, but a lot of people arent. You never hear about the hundreds of thousands of people who dont get chomped up. Some of them will get their leg eaten off. But theyll come to shore and theyll get better just by sitting around. Their legs will grow back, i have a hunch. laughter cheers and applause piano riff its a message of hope, john. Jon message of hope . Really . Stephen but maybe the worst corona lie was what trump said about the current fatalities. When you do have a death like you had in the state of washington, like you had one in california, i believe you had one in new york. Stephen no we didnt have one in new york laughter but he said it, now an intern in the Trump Administration is going to have to make it true. Im so sorry. He said it on hannity. Stay still its for college credit. Its not a real gun. Its not a real gun. piano riff these are anxious times demanding swift, decisive action. And for once, congress has stepped up, because, first the house, and then today the senate, both passed an 8. 3 billion emergency spending package to respond to the coronavirus outbreak. Dang, with that kind of money, you could go on amazon and buy laughter ks yes. There you go. Second time. Second time. Some republicans think that 8. 3 billion is an overreaction, like florida congrressman and man thinking, you cant arrest me for drunk driving im florida congressman matt gaetz , matt gaetz. Gaetz was there for yesterdays budget vote, and he showed up for it wearing a gas mask. Well, thats one way to prevent people from smelling the liquor on your breath. laughter picture wearing the gas mask. Here he is surrounded by all of his friends. laughter id like to point out that hes the only guy who could wear a gas mask to work and still have the dumbest part of his outfit be his shoes. laughter cheers and applause theyre like clown feet but they didnt grow. One person actually taking the coronavirus seriously is bond, james bond. cheering yesterday, the new james bond movie was postponed over coronavirus fears. Turns out that when the producers of the film heard about the coronavirus, they were shaken. And stirred. La ironically, the film is named no time to die. laughter it didnt help that the bond girl is named pam demic. laughter i applaud the producers for putting Public Health ahead of their marketing schedule, but i think they can do more. Thats why im calling on them to release a new version of one of their classic songs wash fingers laughter cheers and applause seriously, wash your fingers. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Keith urban is here. But when we come back, meanwhile stick around up get to the ross spring dress event, where the prices make all the dresses yeses. Yeah save 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices on our best selection of spring dresses. The ross spring dress event, on now . Doesnt mean you got to spend a lot because dennys brought back the super slam™. With eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage and pancakes. All for just 6. 99. The 6. 99 super slam™ is back see you at dennys what . Oooh. Ahhh. No. Yeah . Yes oh yeah si. Yes. Thats the sound of saving 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. cheers and applause band playing Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human right there thats the band cheers and applause jon jon, tonight, my friend jon got to get into it, man stephen my friend, tonight we are graced by a Country Music superstar, keith urban is going to be here tonight. cheers and applause jon oh, yeah stephen hes going to talk, play, its going to be the whole nine yards. Jon with a song. Amazing. Stephen sir keith urban. Jon sir. Stephen yeah. He can be knighted, right . Jon he was knighted by dolly parton. Stephen just did that with a bread stick. laughter you know, folks, every night i stand right over there and stir you up a vat of the finest fermented news hops and barley, to handcraft the high end topical microbrew that is my monologue. But now and then, i like to gather up all the leftover plastic solo cups halffilled with discount hooch, malt liquor and backwash, dump em in a blender and whip up the multicolored, barely drinkable, mindaltering slurry of news i call meanwhile cheers and applause stephen meanwhile is the engine of this economy. Meanwhile san alternative fuel source, is what it is. Meanwhile a man brought a llama to his sisters wedding, delighting just about everyone but the bride. laughter im going to guess the llama wasnt super psyched about it either. Be honest, man, do you really like me, or am i just here as a joke . Im meeting your family. This is a big step. laughter meanwhile, a Florida Police department is offering to test your recreational drugs for coronavirus. Posting on their Facebook Page bring it by our station and we will test your batch within minutes laughter its a great system. They put special virusdetecting bracelets on you, behind your back, to keep you from touching your face. Then youll be brought before the head scientist, who may determine you need to be quarantined for 1025 years in a science cage. laughter cheers and applause science science and this is true the cops even tagged the post with the friendly hashtag better safe than sorry, hashtag help us help you, hashtag virusfree meth. laughter they just forgot hashtag please be this stupid. laughter meanwhile, there was a woefully underreported super tuesday election the mayoral race in fair haven, vermont, where the winner was murfee, a threeyearold cavalier king charles spaniel, and heres murfee, announcing his bold platform of lets stand on the porch and wonder what birds are. laughter it was a close race, but murfee edged out the incumbent, a threeyearold nubian goat named lincoln. Easily the second roughest end to a political career for a lincoln. laughter jon goodness. Beautiful. Stephen really . Well then you should have seen before we edit this script. laughter meanwhile, in word news, nearly 32,000 people have signed a petition asking the oxford dictionary to update its definition of woman, which currently includes such synonyms as bitch piece, bit, mare, baggage, wench, petticoat, frail, bird, bint, biddy, and filly. Thats horrible also, what is a bint . It sounds like an old scottish word for the tool used to club squirrels. scottish accent angus i dont like the way that ones looking at me. Go get the bint. The wench has it. Ooh, that fillys a fine bit o baggage. This is fun, lets never change how we talk, you bitch jon oh, my cheers and applause piano riff the synonyms arent the only problem. One of the example sentences in the dictionary showing how to use the word woman is god, woman. Will you just listen . laughter audience reacts first of all, thats two sentences. Second, was the guy who wrote the dictionary in the middle of a fight when writing this . It would explain why the example sentence for the word happy is, god patricia i didnt know you were saving those bananas to make banana bread i threw them away because they were turning black im not a mindreader just talk to me what happened to us . we used to be so happy laughter well be right back with keith urban. cheers and applause band playing shishito. Burrito. Raw kitfo fried shiso. Pork chop. Soda pop. Soursop. Hot pot. Scallop. Kebab. inhale brussels sprout. Sauerkraut. Freshcaught trout. Alfalfa sprout. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. Brushing only reacheshen. 25 of your mouth. Listerine® cleans virtually 100 . Helping to prevent gum disease and bad breath. Never settle for 25 . Always go for 100. Bring out the bold™ dramatic choir music dramatic choir music dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Actually dry . Lets see. Its dry. Theres no dry time makes us wonder. Why we booked fifteensecond. 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My parents record collections. My dad particularly loved Country Music. I grew up with the records playing, merle haggard, charleye pride, johnny cash. Stephen thats nice. Do you remember the first concert you went to . The first one was johnny cash when i was five years old. Stephen wow im jealous, i never got to see catch live. Those are cool parents. Crazy, really, i think, because that kind of crowd when youre five years old, its insane. They were hammered beyond hammered, the whole audience, including my dad. Stephen where was it . At a place called festive hall in brisbane and its a boxing venue, so holds about 5,000 people ready to go. And it was just rowdy. But when youre five, it was, you know, like a stadium to me, and this crowd was so noisy and intense and rowdy, and i was sitting there, and my brother who is two years older than me, we have our western shirts and bolo ties and the whole thing, and i just remembered this roar, this crowd like i never heard before, and the lights went out and it got louder and i remember this guy walking out on stage with a guitar and a spotlight and he talked an and the whole crowd went to this quiet hush and i said, whats going on. Stephen all in black, im guessing. Yeah, it was amazing. Did you ever get to tell him that . No, i never met johnny. I would have loved to tell him that. Stephen heres a picture of you and my coal at dolly wood right there. Thank you. Stephen this is your instagram for valentines day. Right. Stephen your daughters re eleven and nine. Yeah. Stephen do you take them to concerts . Whats the first concert you took them to . Can you beat johnny cash . You cant beat johnny cash. We took them to see the kids bop thing that goes around. Stephen thats more age appropriate. They were, like, five and three or something. Stephen slightly different crowd. A little bit more sober. Stephen yeah. Just a little bit. Stephen do you send them in or go in. We went in, all four of us. It was at the ryman auditorium, and we were on the balcony and the band comes out and are rocking at all the cover songs. I looked up and the two girls were leaning over the balcony going crazy, head banging, it was awesome. Stephen i want to ask you a thing about dollywood in pigeon ford, tennessee. How long have you been a dolly fan . Because i used to watch her on the Porter Wagoner show when i was growing up. I probably heard of her when i was seven, eight, nine years old, did a few of her songs. Stephen i know you did because we found a tape of you, i dont know what show this was on, but youre ten years old. Oh, no. Stephen doing dolly on tape. Jim . singing cheers and applause stephen you sound a little like her you got it. You got that dolly tremalo there. My voice hadnt even broken yet so i could sing in her key. laughter stephen really, you have been performing since you were quite young. Right. Stephen how old were you when you starred playing . Six when i started playing guitar. Stephen and a lot of kids have imaginary friends, but i understand that you had an imaginary band. Well stephen yeah. What it was, my mom and dad used to take us to see a band called country fever every sunday afternoon at this football club. They played all the top 40 stuff. I thought they were awesome. I thought, man, i wish i had a band. We had a garage separate to the house, and i built a little stage on the outside of the garage with the wall to have the garage, the outside wall of the garage as a sort of backdrop to my stage. Stephen of course. Invite people to the lawn and ill put on a concert. I was, like, i need a band name. I thought ill call myself rock fever. I said to my dad, can i spray paint rock fever on the side of the garage . Hes, like, no laughter so, obviously, sorry. So i got the spray can out and i sprayed rock fever on the side of the garage. Stephen because thats rock and roll. I wasnt thinking it through at all. He came home from work and all hell broke lose and there was this big rock fever thing. So i got punished. Stephen what was the punishment . They took me into the room and they said, we have a good think about this and they said, we think your punishment is were going to take your guitar away from you for two weeks. audience reacts well, i didnt think that. Inside, i was, like, thats it . Thats a pretty high crime, you know what i mean . Stephen sure, you were told not to do it and did it anyway, thats a mortal sin. Plus its not going to come off the garage wall easily, right, so on the outside im, like, please, no and on the inside, its, i just got away with murder, its fantastic several days after that, i said, id love to play my guitar, can i just grab it out of the closet . Shes, no, two weeks. And later i said it again and she said, no, two weeks. It turned out to be the best punishment because toward the end of that, i was ten years old, i got on a bus and went into the city and got a guitar store and got a guitar so i could play. So when i got the guitar back, i never let it go. Stephen take away something your child desires and theyll desire it more. laughter exactly. Stephen a new single ahead of the album. What are you going to play for us tonight . We have a couple of things coming out. Tonight well play god whispered your name, its new. Stephen god whispered your name. Yeah. Stephen thanks so much for being here. 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Stephen please welcome to the late show casey wilson cheers and applause band playing stephen hello. Hi. Stephen hi, thanks for being here. Thanks for having me. Stephen i understand congratulations are in order for you. Yeah. Stephen because you recently got arrested with jane fonda. cheers and applause all the best people do. All the best do. I got arrested. She is an ongoing protester called fire drill fridays to demand climate justice. I was arrested. Stephen down in d. C. Down in d. C. I was told, youre going to be in holding cell for probably eight to ten hours. I did what anyone would do and that was to wear adult diapers. I felt that was a very smart move. Stephen that is smart. Thank you. All those moves were smart, but i was seated next to so they bring you into this holding cell and i got so lucky because theyll seat you next to whoever youre with, youre with them for ten hours. Stephen you dont get to move around. No. I was seated next to a nurse from ohio and Gloria Steinem. audience reacts stephen thats whats happening here . This was right before our arrest. Stephen thats you and Gloria Steinem there. Thats when spirits were bright and high. Stephen before the arrest. Yeah, before the arrest. Stephen when you felt good. Yeah. Stephen what did you and gloria talk about, ten hours. Ten hours, im asking her all these questions, im picking her brain, im so excited, then as the hours go on, youre hang ri, im now complaining, ive soiled byself like at lots happened. Stephen congratulations. Thank you so much. And it got darker and darker. And im, like, what garbage tv due watch . Stephen what garbage tv do you watch. And im getting questions, like, i dont want this for gloria. Stephen she does havent to put up with you. She should never have to and im sorry you have to. Stephen no, im very happy to. Finally they were, like, okay, you guys can shuffle around. Ive never seen anyone move so fast to the real celebs, to the head of green peace and, so, didnt feel great but i was happy for the opportunity. Stephen did you get the chance to talk to the nurse . I would never talk to a nurse, no. She was lovely. laughter stephen youve added a new item to your resume. Youre going to be a published author, youre working on a book. I am. Stephen ive written some and i need perfect conditions, the right nukes has to be on. Are you one of the lucky people that can write anywhere . Yes, and no. I work out of a coworkspace where women have to multitask, so i often will be writing while im getting my hair colored, for instance. Someone will come and ill get other things done while im working. Stephen other people are working there, too, having color done. Yeah, its not great. I wanted her to color my hair when i was here talking to you guys, but women cant have ital. laughter last time molt this last time, it was a year and a half ago she was coloring my hair and unfortunately she screamed and said, you have lies. audience reacts i know. See, this is a tough story to tell. The audience is turning. This is, again, a year and a half ago. laughter she screamed. We ran from the building. My hands were shaking. And it turned out, i have a two and fouryearold, this is from their preschool class again, all clear now. laughter basically, my kids, i had it, the baby sitter had it, and my husband came home and i said, if you dont have this, youre not spending enough time with our kids. Stephen good test. Kind of worth getting it just to know. I said, they better be fully grown, too. Stephen and . He had them. But not a lot. Not a lot, but he had them. Stephen but still, it says good things about your relationship. That warmed my heart, yeah. Stephen you hosted the popular podcastch sesh. What do you feel like bitching about now . Strange, but i brought it for you. Do you see this product, afrin . Its a nasal spray you use and hopefully we wont need it, instantly opens your sinuses. Stephen afrin is a miracle product. That i cannot get open, okay . When i tell you, google it, afrin, cant get it hop. There are hoards of people on the internet just like me. I have to use a wren. I had to go to a neighbors house. When you need it, you need it. Stephen do you lotion your hands before you do it . Ive never had any problem opening an afrin bottle. Have you opened one recently . Stephen couple of years. I want to see the c. E. O. Of afrin in a room by him or herself, they will go crazy. Stephen can you likely not get it open . No. Push down gently, it says thats ridiculous and then open. cheering stephen just call me. Are you in the new york area. I live in california, but i guess theres fed ex. Stephen sure. 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Stephen performing his new single, god whispered your name, ladies and gentlemen, keith urban cheers and applause . Cheers and applause i was so cold and lost and nothing seemed to ring true i couldnt bear the cross for everything id been through and each day, i knew i needed change but there was no way, no way and then god whispered your name and thats when everything changed and love came out of the rain and talk about being saved suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same oh, when god whispered your name i can see the sunshine for the first time in a while girl, its like ive been baptized by the warmth of your smile well, call it fate or faith or call it crazy either way its amazin, amazin grace oh, when god whispered your name and thats when everything changed love came out of the rain talk about being saved well, suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same when god whispered your name its just what i needed to hear, baby it couldnt have been more loud and clear oh, when god whispered your name and thats when everything changed love came out of the rain and talk about being saved oh, suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same when god whispered your name, oh yeah hallelujah, hallelujah hallelujah ooh, hallelujah, baby hallelujah, hallelujah hallelujah ooh, yeah i can see the sunlight shinin through your pretty eyes, baby cheers and applause thanks, man. 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