that s right! that s right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. it s always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the young uns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? he s crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don t think anything could be too early. let s just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the guy on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes, he breaks into a cold sweat. because he s, like, old. really old. greg: really old. liked, jesus christ was a freshman in his senior year, old. i m talking old. greg: we ve got to go possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleton, and the other is trump. true, donald is aging like everybody else, except oddly it s backwards. he looks great. his hair is still a natural orange. and he s funnier than ever. but how is he
which means kudlow is getting the jacuzzi power scrub just in time. that s the only way to get all that jell-o out. the commissioner of the national hockey league said they will evaluate whether to continue pride night where players are expected to wear rainbow color jerseys to show support for the lgbtq community. he says players may not feel comfortable wearing the uniform as a form of endorsement. he calls it a distraction. wokeness invadens an arena and creates unnecessary conflict. not the fun conflict like this. to think politics is destroying this sweet wholesomeness of hockey. it s true this virtue signal forcing some players to defend their beliefs. he refused to wear a pride night jersey. he didn t condemn anybody or try to tell anybody how to live their lives. he just refused to participate. i bet he respects everybody s choices. i respect everybody s choices. my choice is to stay true to myself and my religion. that s all i m going to say. that s all anybo
98% of young people think i m hot. [laughter] i know. i know the other 2% are either born without the gift of sight or wouldn t know hot if they sater bare ass on a george foremane grill and under 20 crowd 36% are single but just few year ago in 2019 only 51%. that s a legitimate jump 9% if you will in just a short time. the reason, of course, of many to d o with pornography video hd games and other apps that made human resources cease my ipad. and certainly, the me toort movement played aia role.y it has easier to avoid intimate connections altogether than risk being accused of goode knows what so you re left with a dating pool so shallow even dani perino couldn t drown in it but young people having problems everyone else is fine.yone but you know it is not just because we re already married. it s because we re already older. we made it through the dating game before wokism hit. and wokism is like a personality std. you know what that stands for.th it s killed more sex dri
Greg yes yes of course of course, youre happy you should be happy happy monday everyone lets get started okay . Social media users speculating that a video of President Biden shows him pooping himself. Well at least he stands for something. [laughter] the Biden Campaign has announced plans to shorten the president s speeches. Is part of a bigger plan to make the most of what little time joe has left. [laughter] the judge overseeing Donald Trumps trail has once again cited him for current temps for making a gag order and threaten him with jail time. I would like to see that karabela from india jail. In a week hell be selling drunk trump branded shavs. [laughter] and al bye at least five or mack this weekend trump appeared on stage alongside lightly likely be be contenders at maralago. Kristy nguyen would have been there on time but she said her dog ate her plane ticket. [crowd groans] the publisher of her upcoming book has announced it will remove the story about her meeting north Korea
yeah, i know, i know, right? huh? i would clap, too, if i were you. it has been one month since hamas butchered 1400 jews and captured more, who thought the ire would turn to the victims? in the country that stopped hitler, this is the country that stopped hitler, right? have we crossed a line into unknown territory where you can t return? is it temporary or permanent? let s recap where we are in november. a muslim woman in indianapolis drove her car into the local headquarters of the black israel hebrewlites. what is ironic is if she had her way the people she is defending would not allow her to drive. at least they have one good idea. a sexist would say. jewish students were chased into a library by rioters that pounded on doors and chanted for the murder of jews. probably the first time those ignorant assholes found a library. you can train a dog to lay on the ground and play dead and it doesn t cost $50,000. but if takes balls to stage the end of hamas with a die in