Hello hello welcome radack to the night this is a comedy show where americans in america covering American News are called foreign agents so no. I guess. One of the only. To be i didnt see that coming. Ok to be honest because of the pandemic scheduling we had to film this episode before the tuesday election so im coming from the past and i apologize for that its its its pretty weird here in the past were so naive and gullible like newborn baby. But no matter what happened in the election dont tell me dont tell me i want to i want to i want to i want to be surprised no matter what happened the loser no doubt the American People and really the people the rest of the world and the animal and the plant probably the bacteria so i figured we could all use some good news thats why im devoting this entire episode to the good is still r. N. A. We need it i need it you need it and were starting with the not one not one but 3 us backed coups that have been destroyed over the past a year or cia an
A long time ago france stopped in 1075 because the process is rife with fraud and i have to tell you i think its incumbent upon the trunk campaign to say al gore took 37. 00 days to litigate florida were going to go litigate and were going to demand recounts some were going to be automatic obviously in georgia but in wisconsin in michigan in pennsylvania in nevada in arizona we want to get to where we have free and Fair Elections where every legal vote is counted in a trustworthy and transparent way the American People deserve it i was wishing and hoping that last night trump was going to look into the camera and say im demanding a free and Fair Election that the American People can trust not for myself but for you because you deserve it and i think the scary thing in all of this is at the end of the day no matter who ultimately wins half of the population of america is going to think the election has been stolen that is a very dangerous place for us to be as a country. What else does
National security advisor [ cheers and applause present. Did you enjoy that john bolton told conservative that was an endorsement of anita baker. We enjoyed presenting well be right back with seth yup donors he thinks President Trump kristen bell they were very worried about what we were going to say. Is mentally unstable but im [ cheers and applause i have no idea why, but you know, good time. Sure trump will clear up that [ laughter ] seth you were great. What about the menu . Misconception with 150 tweets at these fudge brownie m ms are really fudgey it was they made a big deal 3 00 a. M out of it. [ laughter ] it was plantbased. Seth plantbased, yeah yes yeah. Yes, cause, you know, according to researchers, the theres nothing more you want fonts that political candidates after long day of working than just some plants use on Campaign Materials can yes, yes they are. Influence how voters think of [ laughter ] to put a fudge brownie center inside an m ms is really. Them for example,
Stephen colbert. Tonight, angry white mail. Plus, stephen welcomes jamie foxx. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hey hi Stephen Lovely lovely welcome. Welcome, welcome, one and all. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is just delightful, delightful to be with these people here tonight. Thank you for joining us tonight. Its impeachment eve. Its a magical time cheers and applause and like every impeachment eve, we put the kids to bed, but theyre all up listening hard to see if accountability is coming. Believe i believe but all they can hear is scrooge mctrump screaming, hum bug from his rooftop, and ill catch you up on the latest in tonights don and the giant impeach. I said you gotta do me a favor. Stephen all week, trumps been relatively quiet about his impending impeachment, but the pressure was building under the surface, because th
A remix of the iconic album reveals the drama and joy behind john, paul, george, and ringos last recording sessions together. Wow. Its friday, september 27th, 2019. Heres todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart, right, with spies, right . We used to handle it differently than we do now. The president suggests the whistleblower is a traitor. You dont have any reason to accuse them of disloyalty i think the whistleblower did the right thing. The whistleblower alleges the white house tried to cover up the call with the president of ukraine. The defense begins its case this morning in the trial of a former dallas cop charged with murdering her neighbor in his own apartment. One person is dead and three others injured following a black hawk Helicopter Crash at a louisiana base. A flight from new york to los angeles was forced to land in kansas city after an unruly passenger threatened the safety of the aircraft. He said he