And fuhaul does a thorough job removing all the related garbage. So call fuhaul today. Remember our motto get em out of here announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight plus, stephen welcomes Matthew Mcconaughey and cedric the entertainer featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Ill get right to it, bad news first. The president is actively working to undermine our democracy, usurp the will of the people, and hold onto power, in violation of our constitution. Good news he is really bad at it. The president is desperate to somehow throw out the votes for biden, but like Everything Else in his administration, its been a race between autocracy and incompetence. And with this crowd, incompetence is usain bolt, who makes it across the finish line, steps in a bucket, and gets his head stuck in a toile
[ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, paul bettany, musical guest internet money featuring gunna, don toliver and nav, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the the tonight show, everybody thank you so much. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, today, President Trump took a break from his busy schedule of retweeting randy quaid and carried out the president ial tradition of pardoning a turkey heres the big moment between trump and a turkey named corn. Corn, i hereby grant you a full pardon. Thank you, corn. Jimmy yeah thats right the bird needed to be pardoned after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer, rooster giuliani [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, the good news is, the tur
G20 meeting early this morning and the biggest subject was covid. Yeah, no kidding. Saying covid is the biggest topic at the g20 is like saying, i was at the oscars, and the big subject was movies. And then, he skipped the session devoted to Pandemic Response to play golf again. Theres the caravan of carts. And there he is, aintdoin, jack nicklaus. As graceful as a dumptruck. He golfed on saturday and sunday this weekend. Ive never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesnt even do. This is his schedule today. No Public Events again. Just some eating and private screaming into a mypillow. On friday, he did do something. He attempted to personally interfere in the election. He invited the Senate Majority leader and speaker of the house for the state of michigan to the white house. For some bigly buttering up. That didnt work, because today, the michigan board of canvassers certified the results, officially declaring joe biden the winner. Trump had another big loss in pennsylvania to
Abuse claims against boy scouts of america. We speak with one of the more than 82,000 accusers about what allegedly happened and what needs to change. And a miraculous recovery of a hiker found unconscious on mt. Rainier. How he lived to tell us the story after he was on the brink of death for 45 minutes and doctors revived him. First, heres todays eye opener. Its your world in 90 seconds. We really are in a critical situation today. You must physically distance when you cannot physically distance, Everybody Needs to wear a mask. The u. S. Has now passed 11 million coronavirus cases. You think it would be a good idea if your team would be able to work with the Biden Harris Transition Team . Thats obvious. Of course, it would be better if we could start working with them. Ill help them in any ways that i can. Now, im not planning to suddenly work around the white house. No cabinet position for you . Probably some things i would not be doing because michelle would leave me. Shed be like,
Country first and think beyond your own ego and your own interests and your own disappointments. The president vows to keep up his legal battle despite losing case after case in court and the Administration Blocks joe bidens team from crucial covid information. This after a weekend where thousands of Trump Supporters flooded the streets of the capital and clashed with counterprotesters. Hurricane threat. Overnight, iota gaining strength. The category 4 storm taking aim at hardhit Central America and the severe storms tearing through the midwest and the northeast. Dangerous winds whipping through this nfl game in cleveland and tearing down buildings. Were tracking the latest on hundreds of thousands waking up without power in the u. S. This morning. Abc news exclusive. Oneonone with michael j. Fox opening up about the Health Crisis that threatened to leave him paralyzed and his darkest moment that led him to question everything. Of all things that was the thing that really set me off. T