Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all hill breaks loose. And stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kamala Harris. And Lady Antebellum. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello happy thursday. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause and you can feel the excitement. Everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. cheers and applause yeah. The witnesses have been compelling, theyve corroborated what the whistleblower said, but the people on the say whole thing has one problem the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. Has this gotten too confusing for the American People . There are too many names, and too many of you tell me youre too confused. I know that so
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Make a wish, hanukkah. Thats right, President Trump hosted a hanukkah reception at the white house. Its his favorite holiday because no matter how hard he tries, he cant misspell it. [ laughter ] in a new interview, House Speaker nancy pelosi said that she never watched President Trump on the apprentice, and then trump said he never watched her on golden girls. [ light laughter ] you were blanche, right . According to reports, Rudy Giuliani has reached a divorce settlement with his third wife they opted for divorce after she realized he was difficult to live with, and he realized she didnt have any dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] according to reports, during a hunting trip to mongolia earlier this year, donald trump jr. Killed an endangered sheep even worse, he bored it to death by reading from his book [ laughter ] Time Magazine has announced that teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg is its 2019 person of the year when asked what she thought about time, thunberg said, we probably h
Than the total dppped of belgium. Can you imagine how many waffles you could buy with that . I want to tell you that we what do you think about this impeachment . Have you heard about this in the newspapers . I just dont get it, impeachment when the president gets in deep trouble, isnt it more of an impicklement . Im sorry thats Jared Kushner looks like an orthodox swinderman. Whats the deal with this burisma stuff . Like what a jewish kid does when he turns 13. Burisma. So, youre from the ukraine . You crane, i crane, we all crane for ukraine. Wow, tough crowd. Anyway, point is, the thing wasnt my fault. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all breaks loose and stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Tonight stephen welcomes Kamala Harris and Lady Antebellum, jon batiste and stay human. Live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome one
Ios muike puppies eventually, using forceps, wewed we are sending in a team of specialists to try to locate Lindsey Graham hes way up there. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, kicking off new zealand week with Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Plus stephen welcomes adam driver and musical guest the yea1975, featuring jon batiste d stay human. Sullivan theat s frohe e lber alaus stephen howdy hello, friends cheers and applause fantastic hello thank you so much piano riff welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause trumps impeachment is really heating up, its gearing up, its ramping up. The gears are hot from all the ramping theyre doing. There are live hearings tomorrow, wednesday, and thursday. The fate of our nation hangs in cheers and applause the balance, and thats why, all band playing stephen hey, give it up this week, well have complete for jon batiste and stay coverage of. My amazing trip human to new zealand cheers an