And well be right back with more late night. Its digiorno. Definition of, you know, we now with more cheese. And live stream five or six more dipped our toes into social times that night commentary here and there but on seth i want to thank my the surface its so absurd and guest after President Trump retweeted if you are currently facing werfinancial burdens,w normal so silly and its a real escape Billy Eichner. A post yesterday calling for i want to thank amber ruffin call your state farm agent because were here to help from the news every day, which i want to thank fred armisen Infectious Disease expert dr i want to thank the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh Anthony Fauci to be fired, make this new normal, feel just a little more. Normal. Stay safe, wash your hands is pretty grim we love you. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo told reporters he doesnt i also see a lot of families believe trump would ever fire like a Good Neighbor, state farm is there. ® watching it with their childre
John miller to pose as his own publicist in the early 90s, a new report has surfaced showing that trump also used the name Donald Barron as far back as 1980 how is anyone so lazy they can only be bothered to change half their name when going undercover unless he didnt decide that until halfway through that he wanted to do it. Yes, this is Donald Barron. A different donald a different donald and now i can say whatever i want. Like how i, donald, just saw donald trump, not me barron, in the office gym and if that boy aint hung like a horse, then my names not donald j. Barron, which it is. And if you dont believe me, just ask my wife, melania jones. [ laughter and applause thats good object work. So good at object work Melania Trump has given an exclusive interview to du jour magazine in which she shot down accusations that she avoids the public eye saying, im not shy, i know what i want. And if its anything like trumps previous wives, im guessing half of everything. [ laughter and applau
Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth at a press conference seems like mixed messages at a press conference yesterday President Trump encouraged americans to remain calm through the coronavirus outbreak and added it will, quote, go away. I dont know, ive been super calm for three years now and youre still here. [ laughter ] thats right [ cheers and applause thats right, President Trump is encouraging americans to stay calm during the coronavirus outbreak you know, like he alway
Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a while but americas not a Banana Republic and the voters made that claires. The voters said ugg and they were able to chanel their energy and send that fossil off on some new journeys. [ laughter ] i guess [ cheers and applause ] i guess they said enough of this gamestop. [ laughter ] swatch, it seems like democracy is back in the pink and thats the most important thing tome. [ laughter ] according to a new Monmouth University poll, only 32 of people approve of the job President Trump is doing. Oh,
Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a while but americas not a Banana Republic and the voters made that claires. The voters said ugg and they were able to chanel their energy and send that fossil off on some new journeys. [ laughter ] i guess [ cheers and applause ] i guess they said enough of this gamestop. [ laughter ] and while well have to keep swatch, it seems like democracy is back in the pink and thats the most important thing tome. [ laughter ] according to a new Monmouth University poll, only 32 of people approve of the job Pr