Viewers. Men in trench coats who were counted as one but were actually three small people stacked on each others shoulders. Its happening. People possess bid demons, thats got to be at least two, right . Time travelers whove come back in time to warn us about trump. Aliens outside our solar system will get the video millions of years in the future. Still counts. People with quados. Again, half of all Trump Supporters have these things. Right . Dont worry, roger. Youre getting counted. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes Michael Shannon, Meghan Mccain, John Mellencamp, jon batiste and stay human. Live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its stepheStephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thank you, everybody please, sit down ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. The president today is still basking in the afterbirth of his state of the union. This morning, he tweeted thank you
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[ laughter ] congress narrowly passed republican plan to replace obamacare today. Also narrowly passing, grandma. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] i didnt take away health care. [ light laughter ] a member of the conservative House Freedom caucus said yesterday, that it can be difficult to negotiate with President Trump because its hard to tell what hes thinking. Also if. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there were several protests here in new york for President Trumps first planned visit since his inauguration, including one protest at trump tower. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today was respect for chickens day. Thats right. Respect, said President Trump trying to spell chickens. [ light laughter ] that was my favorite one, so there you go. [ light laughter ] sometimes sometimes we diverge. [ light laughter ] thats right. Today was respect for chickens day which is information that would have been useful to me before lunch. [ light laughter ] according to a new bi