Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713

Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth at a press conference seems like mixed messages at a press conference yesterday President Trump encouraged americans to remain calm through the coronavirus outbreak and added it will, quote, go away. I dont know, ive been super calm for three years now and youre still here. [ laughter ] thats right [ cheers and applause thats right, President Trump is encouraging americans to stay calm during the coronavirus outbreak you know, like he always does. [ light laughter ] despite having met with a member of parliament who tested positive for the coronavirus, british Prime Minister Boris Johnson said he will not be tested because he shows no symptoms of coronavirus, maybe President Trumps Campaign Announced today that he will be holding a catholics for trump Event Next Week in wisconsin the event will feature the father, the son, and the holy ghost. [ laughter ] producers have released a trailer for the new movie, jungle cruise, which is inspired by the popular disney ride yes, thats what everybodys excited about right now, cruises. [ light laughter ] thats like releasing the trailer for a new movie called, coughing man on the subway. [ laughter ] i dont know i dont know if i want to see that according to a new study, 60 of people use technology to help them fall asleep more specifically, this technology [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a woman wrote that joke and promised me it made sense. [ light laughter ] apple is reportedly testing a new feature that would allow iphone users to unsend Text Messages after theyve already been delivered how far back, asked Anthony Weiner [ laughter ] im going to finally get out of trouble. And finally, taco bell has unveiled a new menu item which is made up of three connected chalupas that theyre calling the tripleupa as in, just got back from the cardiologist and they say i need a tripleupa bypass. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause he is one of our favorite actors he stars in the mini series devs now streaming exclusively on fx and Hulu Nick Offerman is back, everybody. You can see him in the fifth season of Better Call Saul which airs mondays on amc, Michael Mando is here. Im so excited to talk to him. And we will have music from d. Smoke so its a great show before we get to all of our fantastic guests, the coronavirus outbreak is now officially a Global Pandemic and yet President Trump is still contradicting Public Health officials about the severity of the crisis for more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause today the World Health Organization officially called the coronavirus outbreak a Global Pandemic. And a w. H. O. Official said they were seeing, quote, alarming levels of inaction and theres no excuse for that because weve had months to learn from other countries that have been dealing with the crisis right now, for example, we have over 1,000 cases here in the u. S. Experts say were basically on the same trajectory as italy, just about ten days behind them. And by monday, the number of cases in italy has shot up so drastically that the government had to put the entire country on lockdown all of italy is going on lockdown tonight the Prime Minister announcing drastic new measures just a short time ago, essentially telling everyone in his country to stay home more than 10 thousand people have been infected with the new coronavirus in italy in just over two weeks italys Prime Minister announced he is expanding the preventive lockdown from just northern italy to the whole country. He said people across the country should not leave their homes other than for work and emergencies, that all public gatherings are prohibited including soccer matches seth do you know how bad things have to be for italians to cancel soccer matches italians love soccer more than they love talking with their hands. And they love talking with their hands. If you see an italian carrying groceries and you ask them how their day is, they have to put down their groceries to tell you. In italy their road signs dont even have words, just hand gestures [ light laughter ] so that should tell you the scale of the crisis were facing the Systemic Risk of what were seeing in italy right now is that we could get slammed with tons of cases all at once, overwhelming the capacity of the Health Care System and Public Health officials are warning that without taking extreme measures to slow the spread of the outbreak right now we might soon see the same kind of crisis italy is seeing. Italy started seeing a surge in cases in february right now we are tracking on par with italy we started seeing cases about the same time. Were just a little delayed. Were about, you know, ten to fifteen days behind italy in terms of what will happen to the healthcare system. The spread is thats it, just ten to fifteen days ten to fifteen days every country has been basically one week behind each other. And were probably ten days behind italy seth thats right, were behind italy on coronavirus. And judging from our track record, we might just take whatever italy has and make it worse. Thats what we always do for example, they invented delicious pizza with fresh local ingredients. And then we took that and did this to it what are we going to make were going to make crustless pizza. Its a fried cheese pizza take our pineapple. And take our parmesan, cheddar, onion, a little gorgonzola, pepperoni, throw a little mozzarella on there. Then our in house pesto, cooks for maybe 2 1 2, 3 minutes [ whistle seth if you served that to an actual italian, he would scream at you until his arms got tired. [ light laughter ] so Public Health officials are warning us that we should be looking at italys crisis and doing Everything Possible to learn from it. In fact, were already seeing lockdowns here in the u. S. On a smaller scale. Just yesterday new York Governor Andrew Cuomo dispatched the National Guard to create a containment zone around an outbreak in new rochelle just outside new york city. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that the state is setting up a one mile, quote, containment zone in new rochelle for two weeks new rochelle is about 20 miles northeast of new york city seth thats right, 20 miles outside of new york city i really hope it doesnt happen but can you imagine if they had to lockdown new york city too . Who would new yorkers take out their anger on if we didnt have visiting tourists . [ light laughter ] there would be no one standing inexplicably at the top of an escalator, holding a map and looking confused nobody stopping you on 7th avenue to ask you how to get to 8th avenue [ laughter ] times square would just be elmo and buzz lightyear taking pictures with each other [ laughter ] now, again, that situation is unlikely but there are realistic measures we can and should be taking right now to mitigate the outbreak like canceling major Public Events which states Like Washington are already doing we have to take these measures because Public Health officials and even former Trump Administration officials are warning that our Health Care System is just days or weeks away from being completely overwhelmed. Its Donald Trumps own former Homeland Security adviser, tom bossert, whos today warning us in a statement to nbc news that, quote, we are ten days from the hospitals getting creamed. Tom bossert, who was fired from the National Security council in 2018, compared the virus to a fire threatening to burn out of control. Writing in the washington post, it is one we can still contain, even extinguish, if we act. Seth that is not reassuring because you never want donald trump giving you advice on how to put out a fire remember, this is the same guy who thinks you can stop forest fires by, in his words, raking the floors of the forest [ light laughter ] youve got to take care of the floors you know, the floors of the forests. Its very important. You look at other countries where they do it differently and its a whole different story they spend a lot of time on raking, and cleaning, and doing things and they dont have any problem. And when it is, its a very small problem. Seth this guy probably thinks rakes are a solution to any crisis now, dont touch your face during coronavirus but if you need to scratch, you know, use a rake. [ laughter ] i mean, thats the guy currently in charge of responding to a Public Health crisis the guy in a hat and wind breaker who looks like he wandered over from a domino game to interrupt a press conference. Have you guys tried vacuuming the fire cause that will work too just get a vacuum in there. Seriously, what is this outfit he wore the same thing at the cdc last week. He looks like hes at a barbecue in his backyard. He should be hold a spatula and a bud lite screaming, who wants burgers, chad . You want a burger, chad . Cheese or no cheese . I got munster, chad. You want some munster cheese on your burger, chad . Chad chad grab me a brewski, chad. Dont Start Playing frisbee without me, chad also, you guys, i have a cough and ive touched all the cheeses. [ laughter ] so virtually all the expert from Public Health officials, to governors, to trumps own former advisers, are warning that this could get much worse without massively ramping up testing capacitynd action to mitigate the crisis. Just this morning dr. Anthony fauci, the director of the National Institute of allergy and Infectious Diseases, and one of the worlds foremost experts on Infectious Diseases, told Congress Bottom line, its going to get worse and yet here is what the president had to say to a worried nation after meeting with republicans on capitol hill just yesterday were doing a great job with it and it will go away. Just stay calm be calm. Its really working out and a lot of good things are going to happen [ laughter ] seth thats it theres a pandemic sweeping through our population and you sound like theres a bee in the car. [ laughter ] stay calm im going to roll down the window. Also, what do you mean, a lot of good things are going to happen . Thats your answer the World Health Organization just called it a pandemic and the president sounds like your stoner friend trying to get you through a bad acid trip. Dont worry, bro. Just stay calm a lot of good things are going to happen. Oh i just had an idea we should rake the forest. [ laughter ] would that be fun . Would that be a fun thing to do . [ cheers and applause by the way, in case youre wondering whether to trust the president on the question of whether good things are going to happen, we currently have over a thousand cases in the u. S. With the number rising rapidly. And yet here is what he had to say about the number of cases just two weeks ago you have 15 people. And the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. Were going down, not up were going very substantially down, not up seth he could not have been more wrong, close to zero is an insane thing to say when youre on the brink of a disease outbreak that should be emblazoned in history as the worst president ial prediction since Abrham Lincoln said, im going to see, like, ten plays this year. [ laughter ] and also, just spit balling here, close to zero would make a great parody version of the carpenters classic close to you. In fact, to help you remember this awful donald trump prediction come election time, we decided to see what that would sound like why do bird suddenly appea every time you are near just like m they long to be close to zero [ laughter ] seth worth the long walk but as horrible as that response was, it actually wasnt as bad as trumps response on monday during a press briefing by the Coronavirus Task force after concluding his remarks, trump literally walked away from the podium, left the room and let mike pence answer questions. I will be here tomorrow afternoon to let you know about some of the economic steps were taking which will be major thank you very much. Mr. President mr. President , have you been tested mr. President have you been tested . Mr. President mr. President , have you been tested thank you mr. President seth dude, where are you going . This is your press conference. Its at the white house. And its certainly not a move that inspires confidence im going to turn it over to mike and get out of here because, lets be honest, this room is a germ factory [ laughter ] everyones going to be fine except for all of you. [ laughter ] and when trump wanders off hes very likely going to his tv to watch his Favorite Channel fox news where he gets a lot of his information. And that includes this absolutely insane thing fox business host trish regan said in her show on monday when she accused democrats and the media of trying to use coronavirus to destroy trump. The chorus of hate being leveled at the president is nearing a crescendo as democrats blame him and only him for a virus that originated halfway around the world this is yet another attempt to impeach the president. The hate is boiling over many in the liberal media using, and i mean using, coronavirus in an attempt to demonize and destroy the president. This is impeachment all over again. Seth cool thank you for time traveling here from an old episode of dynasty to tell us that. [ laughter ] seriously, dont you have a bunch of dalmatians to steal [ laughter ] also, youre comparing coronavirus to impeachment democrats arent even talking about impeachment. Theyre all huddled around tvs desperately hoping joe biden doesnt get in a fistfight with a voter like he almost did yesterday. You are actively trying to diminish our Second Amendment right and take away our guns youre full of [ bleep seth whoa, damn, joe [ cheers and applause joe. That escalated very quickly. Listen, jack, you want to see some guns . How about these guns right here . Come on, lets go. By the way, if it is trump versus biden, whats the over under for fbombs in the first debate, like seven but considering how they both mangle words it will probably be stuff like bun of a snitch and futher mucker. What did you call me . I dont know, i already forgot what i said. Come on. Trump and his allies on fox news are manufacturing an alternate reality where coronavirus is a fake crisis being inflamed by democrats for political purposes and yet, at the same time, theyre very eager to use it for their own political and personal benefit. Because while trump waves away the crisis, hes also proposing bailouts for Major Industries that support him like the fossil fuel and airline industries. Since last week weve seen a hefty drop in oil prices, down 25 . And its now spurring fear among Shell Companies and also talks in the white house about federal aid. Were going to have to talk about how do we sustain an Airline Industry here in the united states. Were going to need to make sure that we protect our Airline Industry we want to protect our shipping industry, our cruise industry, cruise ships we want to protect our Airline Industry, very important seth thats who youre concerned about . Millions of people have no paid sick leave and about 28 million have no Health Insurance you want to bail out airlines . Airlines dont need or deserve a bailout. But if youre going to give them one, you should at least attach some strings to it like free alcohol, room to recline without crushing the knees of the person behind you and anyone who storms the gate before their group is called has to spend the entire flight squished into an overhead compartment. [ laughter ] so we know trumps response, wave the problem away, blame the democrats, and dole out cash to your wealthy buddies but what about the democratic response its increasingly becoming a major issue in the president ial primary between joe biden and Bernie Sanders who announced today that hes staying in the race despite bidens streak of big wins both biden and sanders have criticized trumps response to the coronavirus, including the time trump told people they could go to work even if theyre sick theres no confidence in the president and anything he says or does. I wish he would just be quiet. I really mean it here you have an incredibly Infectious Disease and the whole world is wrestling with how we prevent the spread of that disease. To suggest to people that when you are sick, you go to work, might be the stupidest advice ever made by a president of the united states. Seth theres something very [ cheers and applause theres something very satisfying about hearing Bernie Sanders call trump stupid i think its his brooklyn accent you know, he reminds me of an old timer going to a starbucks for the first time six bucks for a coffee thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard. Just give me some loose beans and a hot cup of water. [ laughter ] now, its clear at this point that biden is the overwhelming frontrunner for the nomination but its also clear that bernies ideas are winning over democratic voters. For example, medicare for all has swept every exit poll from every state that has voted so far. And at a fox news town hall on monday, bernie actually got the audience to boo the moderators for criticizing his Health Care Plan so lets say you pay 1,200, 2 thousand more in taxes for comprehensive health care. But youre not paying 12 thousand in premiums, copayments and out of pocket expenses who has the better deal . Well, that may be true for the 12thousand a year person. For the 30 or 40 thousand a year person who likes the health plan they have from their employer theres a hundred [ audience boos hold on theres 180 million americans seth damn, you never want to be booed by your own audience like that. [ laughter ] thatd be like me telling a joke about Abraham Lincoln going to ten plays. [ laughter ] [ audience boos [ laughter ] all right. [ light laughter ] i cant say i didnt ask for it. [ laughter ] an emergency like this shows us why healthcare should be a right for all people the Coronavirus Crisis is very much a Broader Health care crisis a negligent president is lying his way through it while looking to dole out bailout money to friendly industries. Democrats should make Healthcare Central to their message, because if you ask trump how to solve this crisis, hed tell you to take care of the floors you know, the floors of the forest seth this has been a closer look. 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Go finding. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also joining us again on drums, hes played and recorded with rock icons like tom petty and eric clapton among many others his latest solo album Steve Ferrone and friends live is available now and he also hosts the new guy show over at sirius xms tom petty radio. Steve ferrone, everybody thanks so much for being here, steve. Thank you seth our first guest tonight, a very talented actor you know from shows like parks and recreation. He stars in the mini series devs, which is streaming exclusively on fx on hulu. Lets take a look. Everything we do is predicated on the idea that we live in a physical universe, not a magical universe are you doubting that not the physical universe but i am scared we might be magicians. Seth please welcome back to the show our friend Nick Offerman, everybody [ cheers and applause welcome back, my friend. [ cheers and applause thank you, its been a long time seth i know. Youve been here a bunch, but its been a very long gap. You were last here for the finale of parks and recreation. Thats right, and then, thats when our feud started seth thats when our feud started. And im glad we made up its good to be back seth we finally made up. We always said that if a pandemic hits, we would put our differences aside. [ laughter ] so ive known you i received your owl seth you received [ laughter ] im so glad because you train an owl, you train an owl, you train an owl, and then the time comes that you actually have to send them out with a message wrapped to his leg and you just hope he gets there your summons was successful seth well, im glad youre here you know, i know you we were talking backstage, a lot of times, people will almost confuse you with ron swanson because you are in life a very crafty gentleman you are a woodworker by trade. Yeah. Seth i remember when i first met you, you were in red hook, brooklyn, making a canoe. Thats right. Seth this is a real thing. [ light laughter ] so it made sense in this show, you play a quantum computing expert thats right. Seth is that have any of the same overlap for you i have not, you know, i was down at the radio shack [ laughter ] and, no, no one has accused me of no one has confused me with a genius as yet seth very believable genius in the show. Thank you im classically trained. [ laughter ] alex garland, our writer director, is just astonishing. Seth hes a genius yeah i mean, he wrote a great character. And so, the trick to playing, you know, like if i was cast as a nba player, the trick is not to try and look good dribbling its just to be cool and people are like, oh, clearly, he can make a free throw, i mean, look how cool he is. Seth right, so thats the goto. Yeah. Seth your goto move is finding an inherent coolness to the character. Thats acting 101 seth this is a lot of asks a lot of questions about how technology affects our lives, how it affects our free will are these questions that youve found that you have ever asked yourselves before taking on this role no, i hate technology [ light laughter ] seth yeah. I hate it i grew up in a farming family. My life is very tangible i like to read physical books. I dont like ebooks im reluctantly competent when it comes to using screens, you know but i have a system where i im like, okay, ive got to check these five places, all right, nobody needs me, get that thing out of here, now let me get back to this sandwich. [ laughter ] seth we were both in chicago, i feel like i was maybe a tick after you, maybe a half generation after you in chicago. You had a theater company, defiant theater company. Thats right. Seth what were the sort of shows you guys were doing in chicago back in the 90s defiant was formed by a group of friends that attended the university of illinois, down in champaign, urbana. And among other things, its a Great Program for theater, but there is this special sensei, a man named shozo sato, who was our true sensei. He taught us kabuki theater, which is this amazing japanese presentational theater style and so, we would do these shows that were like a tex avery cartoon, with like samurais. Part of it was probably cause we werent great at acting. But i was like, i can do a flip and crash through a wall, all right, we can use that, lets build from it. Lets turn that into a story. But it was really fun. I mean, we had a great following. And we did do good plays as well, you know, we dd realistic stuff. But my favorite thing were these sort of carnivalesque shows in which we would often get hurt. Seth i genuinely think, and im sure you feel the same way, i count myself so lucky to have been in chicago at that time and i hope chicago is still like it today but there were followings for shows. You know, i was an improviser at the time and it was great that you could do a show and i feel like people from all walks of lives would show up and you just learned how to be a better performer i agree, i mean i always say i think its the best town for theater in the country because it doesnt have broadway or hollywood, it doesnt have the ulterior motive. You cant make money performing in chicago [ laughter ] so if youre doing it, it means you must really be earnest and people recognize that. Seth yeah. They come for your work ethic. Seth yeah. You your work ethic was so strong that you also built sets. You did not have a big budget, im assuming, at defiant no, we did not. We had a small budget. But we prided ourselves on i could drive around the alleys of chicago for two hours and collect all the materials i needed to build any structure you would want for a set seth friends of mine from chicago who also were fans of the alleys in chicago and how you could find things, they said the worst thing about new york is, no alleys. Its true seth its just like a noalley town. Yeah, how are you supposed to furnish an apartment [ laughter ] seth where were you living, speaking of apartments, in chicago back then . Well, my main spot, you know, i bounced around a little cause i was not making a lot of income but i talked a landlord of a warehouse into letting me live in part of the warehouse this guy was generous. Because i was like, look, or maybe he thought i was threatening him. Seth okay. So i said, listen, do you have a night watchman here . Hes like, no. Im like, somebody might come in here and mess with your real nice warehouse full of stuff i would be willing to pay you a small amount and live in back, and maybe id build some scenery in part, and have a scenery shop. And this guy agreed to it. So i lived in this warehouse right around the corner from steppenwolf, that is now a crate and barrel seth wow so you obviously had an eye for real estate back then. Yeah. I knew what i was doing. [ laughter ] seth and youve known poehler for a long time, you met amy poehler back in chicago. What was your first meeting like well, one of my good friends named ragsdale lived with seth im so glad you have a friend named ragsdale. Ragsdale, i mean, and hes just what you would think. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Like ragsdale gave me my first neil gaiman comic book seth oh, there you go. Thats a classic ragsdale move ragsdale is like, you know, you can clean the resin out of that thing. [ laughter ] he had all the tips. Seth yeah, yeah, we all need a ragsdale youre lucky, you had a sensei and a ragsdale [ laughter ] ragsdale lived in a house with matt besser, one of the founders seth one of the ucb founders, yes. Of Upright Citizens Brigade and so, amy and i met at parties over there, making mischief. And we did we recognized one another in a sort of sibling way of like, hey, you know, like, youre a class clown, im a class clown. And she would always just punch me [ laughter ] and i was like, yeah, ive been friends with her for a long time, she punches me when i see her. Seth and then, of course you, as weve already mentioned, parks and recreation, ron swanson. How, to finish up here, how do you think ron swanson would be handling the coronavirus panic i dont think he would necessarily notice [ laughter ] but if he did, leslie would probably send him a missive or some sort of message and he would just take his family to one of his cabins in the woods where he was heading anyway, and they would just enjoy, you know, some fishing and some items from his garden seth yeah. Until things blew over. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i think we should all be so lucky to have ron swansons selfpreservation. Yeah, when the [ bleep ] goes down, ron is all set up. Seth yeah, absolutely. Always a pleasure to see you, my friend thank you so much for being here thank you so much seth Nick Offerman new episodes of ev well be right back with Michael Mando. [ cheers and applause [ natural drums and soaring voices sing ] [ music begins to build ] [ drums beat faster ] unlimited coffee for 8. 99 a month. Panera, your cup is always full. 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Yes [ cheers and applause seth well, were very honored to have you. Thank you so much seth i am such a huge fan of this show. Im such a huge fan of you on the show thank you seth for anybody who hasnt caught up, this is a prequel to breaking bad. Had you were you a fan of breaking bad before this i had never seen breaking bad, but i remember, i was at my fathers place and they were watching the finale of breaking bad. I walked in on the finale. Seth thats what they say, jump in on the last episode, yeah [ laughter ] come in, only when it gets good [ laughter ] but, i remember seeing that episode and thinking it was breathtaking i saw the name Vince Gilligan and i made a mental note to myself, and three weeks later i had an audition and lo and behold, the name Vince Gilligan was on it and if you ever believe in fate, that felt like a moment of fate right there seth thats fantastic. This show, i will admit, and ive said this to other people on the show, when i first heard the idea that there was going to be this prequel, it sounded like a bad idea to me, and yet, it is so good and so riveting, and you play i feel like a character that weve seen this path before in the breaking bad universe. You have made a few bad decisions and they just continue to domino and things continue to get worse. Yeah. Seth and you try to be good and a lot you do a lot of face acting of just realizing how much [ bleep ] youre in [ laughter ] yeah, theres thank you, thank you. I really appreciate it you know, a lot of the character a lot of the acting is nondialogue based. Seth yeah. And the characters definitely walking a razor blade and its just a hell of a roller coaster ride, man. Were having a blast seth it is very stressful to watch. I imagine the scenes as, like, the clip we saw, they must be stressful to do. Do you have a way to decompress after shooting a lot of chocolate. A lot of ice cream [ laughter ] seth yeah. A lot of crying in the shower at night [ laughter ] seth oh, yeah. But, id like to do ive taken on muay thai seth okay, muay thai mixed martial arts. Seth yes i really enjoy doing that and hot yoga seth hot yoga . Yeah. Seth you did martial arts from a young age oh, very seriously, yes seth this is a photo you posted recently on instagram yes seth and there you are back in the day [ audience awws there you go, yeah. Seth now, you do not want to run into that kid in the lunch room, yeah no, no. [ laughter ] seth he is going home with your milk. [ laughter ] thats exactly what i was thinking in that photo i dont know who took that photo, but i can tell that i thought i looked badass. Seth yeah. But, the person taking it must have thought that i didnt look like seth its really funny, i got young kids now, its the funniest thing, when they try to look cool for a picture. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and like everyones laughing, and theyre like, im a cool dude. Im a bad seth you had a sort of wild upbringing, you grew up all over the place. You were born in quebec, yes yes seth you lived in africa mmhmm. Seth and you sort of missed american pop culture for a time. Completely. You know, the only thing, we didnt have any tv and the only music i know was michael jackson. Seth yep, worldwide. And prince, yeah. Seth yeah. And anything that kind of was, like, Super Box Office from america would trickle over so, there was like sylvester stallone, eddie murphy, and that was it. I only know three actors [ laughter ] and i learned to speak english watching these movies. Seth thats fantastic. A lot of fbombs watching eddie murphy [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah. Seth you just spoke in arnold schwarzeneggerisms. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah seth yeah. [ laughter ] this is an american accent seth the first thing i learned how to say was, ill be back. [ laughter ] there you go. Seth you shoot the show in new mexico mmhmm. Seth just like breaking bad. I have spent some time in new mexico my wifes family is from them. Your yeah. Seth yeah, and a lot of snakes yes seth this is an issue for you. You are not a fan of snakes. No, not at all. Very serious issue, im terrified of snakes and i was really, really scared. Every time id look at the script, the first thing is, am i dead and then the second thing is, do we have to shoot outdoor where there are snakes [ laughter ] those were my two biggest fears to the point that jennifer bryan, the costume designer, and i, thought itd be, you know, cause im a huge music fan. Seth yeah. And i love quincy jones, and quincy jones, i saw an interview of him and he said, you take the three worst songs on an album and you make them your three best so, i thought, why dont i take the worst thing about this shooting, which are snakes, and incorporate it, and we have nacho now. Seth yeah, hes a big snake fan. Yeah. Seth you can see i dont know if we can get him, but youre always wearing a snake earring. Youre very snake based. Yes jennifer bryan, the costume designer, and i thought it would be a good idea to embrace it [ laughter ] seth there you go, embrace the snake. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth one of the things, its hard for me to talk to you about because you only saw the last episode of breaking bad your character no, i saw the whole thing seth you did see the whole thing. Yeah, for research and i loved it i loved it seth and i guess you would have known this, but obviously youre character is not in breaking bad and a lot of people die in this show. So, they say. Yes. Seth do you know yet, have they told you your fate . They havent told me yet, but i have to be honest, i think about it like this, i think, you know, the character its for me its a story of redemption. Its a character who did bad choices and is trying to do the right thing, trying to save his father and get out of the cartel so, whatever happens, you know, whether he dies or not, i hope just, at least metaphysically he gets a Second Chance seth well, its been a fantastic journey to watch youre so great as the character. Thank you seth and thank you so much for being here thank you thank you very much. Seth im so honored that this was your first. [ cheers and applause thank you seth Michael Mando Better Call Saul, mondays at 9 00 pm on amc well be right back with music from d smoke [ cheers and applause get em while theyre hot. Applebees 25 cent boneless wings are back in your choice of three sauces. How is tidy cats breeze changing the litter game . By providing outstanding odor control with simple cleanup. Number one goes to the bottom, and number two stays on top for easy scooping. Switch the breeze pads weekly, the pellets monthly, and youre good to go. 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Are we flying are we lifte are we soaring against the wind are we differen are we rocking are we rolling are we doing the we dreamed of indulgin are we on on on on on on on on on are we on on are we callin it like we see i appalled at ou own achievements applauded by enemies an made fans of our disbelievers damn im a different breed lif my hands and extend my reac kiss my grandma and bend my knees thank the lord for the gift of peac im just Getting Started thoug one day ill be wher the dearly departed go we all got that appointment wit the man upstairs im just trying to she these layers like a artichok meanwhile i dodged the horrors of my horoscop made it dope made it out and studied like urkel kept my lil laura winslo the wind blows in my direction i follow wel and spread my wing and move onto Better Things it bring are we flyin are we lifte are we soaring against the win are we different are we rocking are we rolling are we doing th we dreamed of indulgin are we on on on on o are we on on on on listen [ singing in Foreign Language see i remember when i didnt have it all putting clothes on layaway in shopping malls now i eat off publishing and tour dates cause i started grinding till the goods came i wake up every day next to the girl of my dreams you only need one woman when you got you a quee and she got her ow dont need n shopping sprees gogetters yeah we all winners whole crew gold diggers what we said know we gonna d we be making waves until we seasick looking round like bro can you believe i we really flying are we lifte are we soaring against the win are we different are we rocking are we rolling are we doing th we dreamed of indulgin are we on on on on on on are we on on on on on on are we on [ cheers and applause seth d smoke and davion farris, everyone. The album black habits is out now. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause just because were super hungry. Doesnt mean you got to spend a lot because dennys brought back the super slam™. With eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage and pancakes. All for just 6. 99. The 6. 99 super slam™ is back see you at dennys elevator rings great bag. Twins excited intake of breath my bosss boss, has the same taste in bags. I knew we were similar. Just two fashion forward powerful women with great style. Although, ill bet she overpaid for hers, i mean, i got this italian leather beauty for way less at t. J. Maxx which is good business. I think shed appreciate smart decisions like that. Oooh, i should tell her [ t its the timeon bof the season when love runs high [ cheers and applause seth our thanks to Nick Offerman, Michael Mando, d smoke, davion farris, Steve Ferrone and of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh im going to talk about some of the weird stories from around the world that you may not have heard of before the wild boars did the cocaine, they were just boars. [ laughter ] and im going to sit down with pete holmes and rob corddry for a little chat. One of the rooms i have is a nonsmoking queen. [ laughter ] i write, thats me [ laughter ] lilly i will pit them against one another to find out who is the worlds greatest dilf over here soar [ audience ohs ] is your baby okay its not a real baby. Its time to wake up to life [ laughter ] lilly well be back in one minute i realized i was a dilf about a month ago