New york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Tiffany Haddish. Jurnee smollett. Musical guest orville peck and shania twain and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, hey thank you very much, everybody welcome. Thank you so much. Welcome, everybody thank you so much. My name is jimmy fallon. Welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes, please. Well, guys, tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention. It was pretty different from what weve seen in the past. An unprecedented Democratic National convention will begin at what will be an almost entirely Virtual Event the party will officially nominate joe biden and Kamala Harris to lead the president ial ticket. Jimmy yeah, it was the first night of the virtual Democratic National convention because nothing quite fires up americans like long speeches over zoom. [ laughter ] thats right both the democratic and Repu
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Tiffany Haddish. Jurnee smollett. Musical guest orville peck and shania twain and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, hey thank you very much, everybody welcome. Thank you so much. Welcome, everybody thank you so much. My name is jimmy fallon. Welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes, please. Well guys, tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention. It was pretty different from what weve seen in the past. An unprecedented Democratic National convention will begin at what will be an almost entirely Virtual Event the party will officially nominate joe biden and Kamala Harris to lead the president ial ticket. Jimmy yeah, it was the first night of the virtual Democratic National convention because nothing quite fires up americans like long speeches over zoom. [ laught
School funding which is really barbaric she cares about the children even less on the Tragic School bus. Gelgt back with their peers. Back on the Tragic School bus. Children get the virus on the Tragic School bus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on shes forcing children to go back on the Tragic School bus announcer its a late show with stephen corbeer. Stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guest idk featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . I truly dont know what to do about this hair. What do you want me to do. Why dont i cut it for you. Stephen cut away. You dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid. I have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen shaggy . Its got a very don, jr. Look. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go au naturale. Stephen tomorrow, no hair spray, no pant
Children get the virus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on. Ri . Announcer its a late show plus, stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell. And musical guest i. D. K. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . Thanks. I truly dont know what to do about this hair. It is so what do you want me to do . Why dont i cut it for you . Stephen you cut away you dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid, youre afraid. Im afraid. Stephen i have to do something about the hair because, i have to use so much product to keep this from happening up here. Just be shaggy. Just be yourself. Stephen just be shaggy . Because right now its got a very don jr. Look. Im not liking it. The deep tan doesnt help either. Go natural. Stephen au naturale . Okay. Tomorrow, no hair spray, no pants. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after a twoweek break. Hey, you know what i wish would also come back
Sorry. What did he do . Sorry. Thats peoples work. Leave it be. Hes an idiot. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, everythings coming up covid. Plus stephen welcomes andy cohen and musical guest phoebe bridgers. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Yesterday, for the 41st straight day, the sevenday average of new Coronavirus Infections in the u. S. Went up. Turns out doing nothing does nothing. But were learning more about exactly why the administration is doing so little. Part of the problem white house chief of staff and toddler who refuses to go potty, mark meadows. Apparently, behind the scenes, has been particularly forceful in his view that the white house should avoid drawing attention to the virus. Oh, yeah, whenever theres an historic crisis, the less said the better. Like uncle sam said in those wartime recruitment posters i want y