My name is jon stewart. Olivia wilde will be joining us from the lazarus effect. First, hsbc, one of britains largest Financial Institution a spot of sticky pudding a couple of years ago after the bank was caught laundering nearly 1 billion in drug money. You heard the gasp. laughter what . Whats that . And like in most cases of drug cartel money laundering, the perpetrators were sent straight to pay a fine. laughter case closed. British bank hsbc is under fire again. The companys Swiss Banking arm is accused of helping clients hide billions of assets from International Tax authorities before 2007. Jon still breaking the bleep laws. I know youre british but keep calm and carry on wasnt meant for major financial crimes. Of think you can hide in switzerland . You should have known, where theres cheese theres a rat. None of this would have surfaced had it not been for this man, herve falciani, an hsbc Computer Security specialist at the geneva, switzerland branch. laughter jon falciani is
This is ron popeils daughter. Shes black. Ron popeil cant produce black spawn. Who said she was black . He said she was black. I was judging from the booty. We got kiefer sutherland. They changed the iron to a cat. Would you buy a new set for that one piece . Maybe for my grandson. He has a grandson . How old is he . Hes 59. Hes not 59. Hes 59. Im sorry. Tmz pop quiz. What do women want most on valentines day a, flowers; b, candy; or c, to taste the blood of a woman shes just murdered. This valentines day cupid is bringing pain. Someone explain. We have video of this unbelievable fight with one of the girls of love hip hop. Decpwhrit all went down at a new york nail aslon grand opening. Tiffany approached erica and started a lady war. They have some sort of issue. What is the issue . She thinks chamberlain was great britains best prime minister. Just kidding. Its all over a dude of, course. They break it up and tiffany gets taken to a back room. Well, thank god that is over. No, erica,
There is a new show coming out which is the pga wives. They are walking out of the grove and i asked them when all that stuff went down with tiger woods did that increase the awareness of the wives . No that is completely unique to himself. I hope you told them they wouldnt have a show without tiger woods. And by the way, theyve got rose colored grasses on. Thats unique. Hes the only twhaun did that. Fred couples happened to him first. I think he destroyed two marriages by cheating on his wives. And dont get started on the l. P. G. A. Its like the diner shore opened, sex everywhere. That open is like the Academy Awards for lesbians. What are you talking about . Its in palm springs. Its just crazy. There is i headline on my desert. Com. Lesbians flood palm strings. The name is dina shore open. Its right there. Good luck with the show girls. Its former president bill clinton in epcot center. Bill clinton was going for a walk in amsterdam maybe looking for a coffee shop. Uhoh. The preside
After a Political Action committee with no direction connection to Ted Cruz Campaign ran a facebook ad trump tweeted be careful, ill spill the bin beans on your wife and defended the threat on fox business network. Ted cruz knowingly, in my opinion, had this article sent all over utah. Had the picture saying is this what you want first lady. She would be great first lady. Bringing in wives is so unseemly. I agree with you. I agree with you. I wrote and i said be careful because otherwise ill have to Start Talking about your situation. Okay. Then came this truly repugnant retweet from trump last night featuring unflattering picture of cruzs wife. Ted cruz tweeted sorry to disappoint, real donald trump is terrific. Hashtag, deal with it. Today struck a different note. Its not easy to tick me off. I dont get angry often, but you mess with my wife and my kids that will do it every time. Donald youre a coward, leave heidi alone. He was asked would he still support him. Cruz dodged the quest
Plus, msnsnbc scrutinized. How the press is portraying and shaping this frenzied primary process. Trump, clinton, sanders, all had wins last night but it was ted cruz who arguably had the best night winning two states and helping bill his case against trump. The week ahead going to be dizzying with more primaries, two democratic debates and a big gop faceoff. Let get right to three insiders. Cnn tonight host don lemon, one of the questioners, mark preston, executive editor of cnn politics and washington, david gregory, former moderator of meet the press. For a while ted cruz underestimated by some segments of the media, its been about marco rubio and expectation that rubio will be the establishment choice and hell come through in the end, no matter what happens with donald trump after the super tuesday wins by cruz and super saturday, is that over . Can he no longer be underestimated by political talking heads. Certainly. But some due to his own fault. The selfinflicted wounds of the d