You gotta go with the beasties. Thats the disguise you should go with there, the one that makes you look almost exactly like yourself . laughter even the bikers who wanted fruit on their ihop pancakes put in more effort to their disguises. What was this guy thinking . I feel bad for falciani. His heart was in the right place but his whistle blowing was in the wrong one. If he tried that america, things might have turned out differently. A pennsylvania accountant turned in his employer for failing to pay taxes. The accountant has been award nearly a quarter of the 20 million recovered. A former country wide executive is collecting a 57 million award. A whistleblower is receiving 63 million for Insider Information about bad behavior in jpmorgans mortgage division. Jon in American Finance snitches dont get. Snitches get riches, bitchs. I know why . Because in america, we respect and reward those with the courage to say, hey, whats going on here is wrong. Im going to tick a risk for the people must know of this. Thomas drake, who thought taxpayer money was being wasted on useless intelligence gathering projects tried to get the word out. Jon gotta love the drake. N. S. A. Government worker sees bureaucratic waste, fraud, and abuse, threatening our National Security and he ploaz the whistle on them. How much reward money did he get . As a result, hes been charged under the espionage act. laughter . Jon bleep . I assume you mean the rarely enforced provision of the espionage act that involves rewarding whistleblowers with millions of dollars and unlimited blow jobs. laughter is there by the way, is there anything that rewards you with that in the world . Other than playing in a band. Maybe im misunderstanding what sinister foreign power did this guy sell our classified wasteful spending secrets to. Blake contacted Baltimore Sun reporter Siobhan Gorman. Did you ever communicate classified information to Siobhan Gorman . Not once ever, it was all unclassified, period. Jon okay, might have been unclassified but that doesnt mean the government wanted you to tell people about it. Thats basic brocodeboros before exposed. Continued waistful spending of taxpayer dollar that could threaten our National Security. To be fair, the government didnt trot drake off to on the trumped up charges. They just reuned him. All the gk i hthe requirement i had, is gone. I ended up finding work, initially part time, then full time at an apple store. Jon really an apple store isnt a terrible place to work. At least neez a place thats transparent and drake oh, snap no, you didnt. And drake, drakes is far from the only case of the epsage actbased silencing. The Obama Administration is using the espionage act more aggressively than all other administrations before when it comes to going after people who leak National Security secrets to the press. Jon of the 11 times in our entire history that the espionage act has been used against government workers, sharing information with journalists, seven of them have been under this presidency including stephen kim who received a 13month sentence for telling a reporter north korea was considering a nuclear test. It was actually the snapple fact on my lemon iced tea. laughter i just wish we had some sort of official agency to protect whistleblowers from this kind of retaliation. Theres a federal agency to protect whistleblowers whistleblowers from retaliation. An investigator from the osha Whistleblower Office now a whistleblower himself. Jon can we at least assume this dogooding gentleman whose job is to help whibs avoid punishment will be awarded . He has been work as a whistleblower investigator for five years. He faced discipline for giving whistleblower information about how he thought their cases were his mishandled. Im assuming as soon as you broadcast anything ill be fired. 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That was the whole point of us being here. Jon welcome back. Now at times i have to tell you, i think our economy seems based on the theory that if the rich get richer laughter and life goes on. Apparently, one key group has been forgotten in that equation. Hasan minhaj files this report. Building inequality its one of the most important Economic Issues of our time and it may be worse than you think. In the last two, three decades, weve seen really striking increase in wealth inequality in america. This new study shows that within the top 1 , there is very very very wide inequality. Whats happening to the 1 . Theres a growing wealth gap within the millionaire population. Dundun, indeed. According to a recent study the insanely rich people are leaving behind the lowly average, regular rich people. They need our help right . No. The relative position of multimillionaire families by comparison to billionaire families is not the biggest problem facing the u. S. Today. Youre turning your back on the everyday millionaire. Theyre people just like me and you. Do you understand what im saying . If what youre suggesting is multimillionaires are people, im forced to gree grae with you. All we would have to do is create a system where the normal, everyday millionaire can now be a part of the elite 1 of the 1 . Uhhuh. So youre worried about that gap . Uhhuh. Right. Nobody else is worried about that gap. Right. No ones concerned about them. Theyre voiceless. Ask thats the saddest part. Sad and shocking because the signs are everywhere. Tearing down megamansions for the new gigamansions. And just listen to luxury yacht dealer ralph navarro. This is our 151 delta marine and this is what you call the rolls royce of the yachting industry. Everything 130 feet and up is moving pretty quickly nowadays. And then he offered to show me what regular, average millionaires are forced to cruise around in. So this boat is going to take us to the bigger boat, right . No, this is the boat. What . Whats wrong with it . Everything ralph. What floor is the cocaine floor . There is no cocaine on these boats. It was heartbreaking, but fortunately, everyday average millionaires like morris pearl are fighting to do away with wealth inequality. Im asking for fair taxes with those who have more pay more, those who have less pay less. What . But dont you need more money . No i dont. I do not need more money. If we give the. 01 tax breaks, theyll spend money which will then trickle down to you guys. No. It wont trickle down. Making rich people richer does not help make poor people what about squirtup economics. What is squirtup economics . Im going to show you with a visual aid. This ketchup packet represents the poor and the middle class. If you just squeeze the poor squirting, squirting capital up to the millionaires. Yeah thats true. Thats been happening. You just keep squeezing them through different tax initiatives eventually that wealth will trickle you just squeeze them for everything theyre worth. Weve tried that since the Ronald Reagan days, and it hasnt worked. So hes not on board with triedandtrue Financial Solutions but at least he does have one good idea. We think that raising minimum wage as the president advocates, from 7. 75 an hour to 10. 10 will be a start. Thats it. It was time to make this right. Were just asking for a fair and reasonable wage of 13. 75 k an hour. K, 13,000 . Yes. Is this a joke . No, thats serious. If you expect me or anybody else like me and my wife to join that. There are poor millionaires, millionaires with just an m. Its just a thing. No, its not a thing. An everyday investment banker and everyday corporate attorney is it too much to ask for a gardner that speaks english . While measures like this can help real change wont come until we get at the true heart of the problem are peopling making money money or are their penises just getting smaller . I think in general people are just becoming richer. And penis size is generally staying the same . I have no idea about that. Jon hasan minhaj. Well be right back. clucking noises Everyone Wants to be the Cadbury Bunny because only he brings delicious cadbury creme eggs. While others may keep trying nobunny knows easter better than cadbury. Dad like, how many more weeks are you going to be using my car . Until my Insurance Claim goes through this is our car. Mr. Parker, my parents have allstate. They have this claim satisfaction guarantee. Really . Their claim experience is fast fair hasslefree or they get their, like, money back. Saraaah come to prom with me um, no. Hey mr. Parker claim satisfaction guarantee. Just another way allstate is changing Car Insurance for good. Double coverage . No problem. 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Thats what i thought. I couldnt wake up. I was stuck. It was endless. I tried. It went on and on and every day i was there it was the same over and over, every single day zoe, you were gone for less than an hour. You were right here. You dont understand. Its been years. Ive been in there for years. Jon i really dont think he understands. laughter welcome back to the program olivia wilde. cheers and applause hello hello. Jon i think my chair went down. How are you doing . Im good. Did that clip feel like the story of your life and your career . Jon very much so. Its been years jon i thought it was a dream this film is very look, im going to tell you the truth. All right. I dont scare easy. Im a hugely courageous individual. Yes. Jon i was i was a little bit scared. Yeah, thats good my goal was just to scare you. Jon is that true . Is that why my name is mentioned all the time in the film . Yeah. Jon when you get a screener from a film company your name is on it. But i never had that before with a horror movie so people are like every now and again my name will come up. laughter this is for you jon stewart. Jon right. What was the the ring . Is that where if you watch something and six days later yeah right. It haunts you. If you view vhs you will die soon. Jon that would actually be a great horror movie because that would mean all of our grandparents are gone, them and people with answering machines. But are you a particular genre fan . Is this just something you wanted to try . Where are you at . I wanted to try this. I love this genre when its done really well. I lot the shining. I love good ones. But i never wanted to be the girl running away from the danger. Jon youre not that person. No, at one point im hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat at one point screaming and breaking all the blood vessels in my face. And we had no money so we were doing everything for real. It wasnt like we did any aftereffects our something. Jon you broke all your blood vessels . Yeah. Jon dont they have a stunt face . No stunt face. I did all my own facing. Jon really yeah. Jon you dont see that a lot. And mark duplass i like him. We have donald glover, with evan peters who is on American Horror stories. So hes kind of more familiar with the genre. It was a group of kind of comedians and actors and dramatic people. And i think that makes it a little more textured. Jon and otherwise, your baby is now 12 . 10 months. Jon or 10 months. I dont keep up with the gossip. You really should. Its the news. Jon that is true. And a ball . Its a ball. Thats right. It is so much fun. Its amazing. Hes wonderful. Jon whats nice about for my kids as a parent you can leave them for days. I know. Put them in the crib. Put, like a sandwich. Jon that is such a good idea. You could leave a sandwich. Jon im going to do that next time. Dont leave them hungry. Jon no god im so stupid ill leave a little water. It is so funny how it changes your daily life. Theres no such thing as a leisurely brunch anymore. You used to go out and have brunch and maybe take an hour and a half to eat. Now its you hold him. You hold him. I just want to eat this one thing. Its a balancing act. Jon it feels like what we did our kids are older now so its a little easier but when its young like that, its like when youre playing what were those old games, tick tickticktickboom. You didnt at the present time to explode. Because you know theyre going to go off at some point. Its inevitable. Jon would you like to see kids, animals the whole deal . What are we dealing with . Yeah, yeah, i want the whole deal. Jon are you going earth mother . I want whole farm. I think i think im part of three. Hes part of three. I like the idea of that. But if i can keep one alive laughter applause ill be really proud of myself. You know its i was doing reshoots for this movie actually, the clip you just saw, the reason im overacting so much stop it. Is because i was eight and a half months pregnant. Jon in that . In that. And i was just so excited to be working. Im like im going to act the bleep out of this scene. laughter i was so happy. I was like here i go. Got it jon thats awesome. And the reason its kind of framed oddly is because theres this enormous belly which is a whole other horror movie. I mean the look of it with the lenses there is something about that. I remember seeing rosemarys baby and thinking this is met fork. For a woman to have like, that is a process that must its a 10pound not even just sitting there like i had a cheese steak its moving. Its moving. It is really insane and terrifying. Yeah. I recommend it. Jon its not like a plate of nachos. I always felt when my wife was pregnant, i said i know what thats like. I have eaten a nacho and a pregnant. My favorite show i watched when i was pregnant is, i didnt know i was pregnant. Jon is that on the dumb People Network . laughter how do they not know theyre pregnant . I dont even understand that. They dont know and my favorite episode is called, are theres a baby in my sweat pants. laughter jon dont give away the ending theres a baby in my sweat pants. And i looked down and theres a baby in my sweat pants. I i was like i hope thats how my labor goes. Mine was the opposite of that. Jon theres a baby in my sweat pants. Yeah. Some people think its gas and theyre pregnant and they have a baby. laughter jon all right, were going to go. Heres why were going to go right now. Im going to go rent some dvds of this show. Yes, please do. Jon i am going to do that. The lazarus effect, its in the theaters on fridays. Olivia wilde, everybody. Thank you. cheers and applause go to www. Trycrunchyroll. Com to start your free trial today. 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Minds your manners. Ive got a little wrestling in my background as well. Ive got a little wrestling. A little jib eddiejab. Hes right behind me isnt he . Is he right behind me. Really, really tough talk, stewart. Why dont you shut your mouth and bring it pal, huh jon let me just say this a little beard conditioner would go a long way and let me tell you this, rollins, i will bring it although unfortunately, i dont have it with me right now. So i will perhaps look for it and meet you somewhere at a later date like a gentleman. Well, you know, what . Its funny you would mention that because i actually came here to give you an invitation. Jon really . Yes. How about you show up this monday night on monday night raw at the prudential story. Have you got the guts stewart . Jon i have more than the oh, i think i just pulled something when i turned on there. But i do have the guts oh, youre taller than i thought. On the television it looks like hes all right,ed with rol everybody, well be back next week, unless i get crushed larry tonightly, i try to understand black woman im 0 for 53 years but who knows, maybe tonights the night. Are american offices inhospitable to black woman, a white guy who showed her pro worker afro professional says no. Do black women think halle berry says you should know im black. Four strong black woman around the same table either shondaland or robert deanya dinner party. This is the fightly show. applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central this is the nightly show. cheers and applause larry thank you thank you welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Were doing a special show to wrap up black history month. We will talk about the unique challenges facing black women from the workforce to dating. Were just going to get right into the talent. Joining me are actress and issa rae. Assistant professor from forthham university and author christina greer. Cohost of wnbcs new york live jacque reid. And the always funny comedian Marina Franklin marina. applause i thought we would talk about the workplace first. And to set it up