My name is jon stewart. We got a good one for you tonight. Guest tonight peter schuck. He is the author of why government fails so often and what we can do about it. But first, as we all know ever since they very innocently crashed our entire economy through purposeful and fraudulent activities [laughter] banks and the bankers who bank them [laughter] have weathered attacked from all corners. The government is waging war on banks. They say wall street is guilty that your fortunes are where they are now because of wall street. People want to see bankers in handcuffs going to prison. Jon as as though seeing them punished appropriately would be somehow just or right. [ laughter ] well, guess what . The vampires finally got their blood. His name is kareem and his bankers lied about the Mortgage Backed security and he knew about that and looked the other way so he was guilty. Jon huh. Lie being the value of mortgagebacked securities and looking the other way i think was the slogan for one o
Conservative causes. Raised raised found found in the Koch Brothers conservative club house couch cushion. By the way for 400 million couldnt you buy your own damn country . You could rule it any way you want. No pants tuesdays . Done thankfully, one member of congress is putting foot down and his dukes up. The top democrat in the u. S. Senate, majority leader harry reid, has now mentioned the billionaire Koch Brothers this year more than 140 times. They are in it to make money. Any attempt to buy our democracy is dishonest, diseptemberrive, false and unfair. It is wrong, incorrect, erroneous, worthy of correctshun. Thats when the thesaurus runs out of ways to say bleep . Because the Koch Brothers are in the fossil fuel business their money cant help but pollute the debate. Even the keystone debate. Theyre one of the main owners of all that stuff up there. That ugly tar stuff. In canada. They are one of the largest if not the second largest owner of that. Stuff up there. laughter you k
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name jon stewart. Big show tonight my guest, oh, were very excited about nate silver of fivethirtyeight. Com, a web site dedicated to exploring Current Events through cold, scientific Statistical Analysis and it also has some porn. It is a web site. [ laughter ] the first as we near the end of march its important to remember this isnt just the eighth month of winter its also womens history month. In honor after this event president obama offered a proposal to rectify an ageold wrong. On average a woman still earns just 77 cents for every dollar a man z. A woman deserves equal pay for equal work and paid leave that lets you take a day off to care for a sick child or parent. Congress needs to act on these priorities. Jon of course they wont. [ laughter ] because in my experience her
Of a favorite food . Or did we just lose it in our folds. And my guest is kentucky basketball coach John Calipari, damn, i had the coach from duke in my bracket. Market analysts say that ipad fever is cooling. Meanwhile kindle dysentery still runs rampant. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hell yea , boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Please, please, sit down, folks, in here and if anybody at home is standing up take a squat, folks, you watch this show. You know i love numbered lists. One, two, three. I could go on. The main reason i love them is because america is always at the top. We are number one in billionaires, worker productivity, and percentage of population behind bars. cheers and
Condemn his u [ applause ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause . Stephen welcome to the report, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Thai for being with us in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the show. Mr. And mrs. America. Nation, thank you for your support. Folks, thank you fur your support and coming together to make the world a better place because we americans have always had our differences. You say potato, and i say who you calling a potato is . Is it because im irish . Youre a racist. Im happy to say all our racial conflicts are behind us. As the saying goes the arc of the moral universe is long but bends towards justice. A historic ruling from the supreme courts could spell the end of affirmative action on college campuses. The 62 rule upholds a michigan amendment banning the use of race in college admissions. Stephen finally, this decision ends the unfair practice of admitting