laughter all right. First you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat the 2016 candidates drms have decided to skip the primary process entirely more of a coronation type dealey. laughter until now. Have the senator Bernie Sanders made it official he will run for president jon yeah cheers and applause thats right lets meet whoever Bernie Sanders is laughter no, thats actually thats colonel sanders. Lets meet deion sanders. laughter that laughter thats ned flanders. Sure. Sure, thats Bernie Sanders. All right, fine. laughter there we go how will this twoterm senator this eightterm representative, this fullterm curmudgeon battle the incredibly powerful clinton machine . Let me just make a brief comment and i will be happy to take a few questions. We dont have an endless amount of time. Ive got to get back. laughter jon with charm laughter that was his president ial campaign announcement. Not so much yes we can and more like lets just get this over with. Im a busy man busy running is ant
Sit up straight this is the the nightly show cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central yeah thank you very much thank you thank you very much audience chanting larry larry larry, larry larry, larry. Welcome to the the nightly show. Im Larry Wilmore. We have a couple of great alist celebrities on the show tonight. cheers and applause thats right, man we have kevin pollak and oscar winner monique hey, baby a lot to get to tonight, but first things first. Its time for crazy preacher time roundup. Crazy preacher time round up larry i just love that. Lets check in with an old friend of mine. You know, this is a little embarrassing. I forgot his name. Kimye yolo . Groupon roku . Thats not quite it. Oh, i got it, i got it venmo surfboardt dammit what was it again . No, its got money in it. Teflon nickel . Pastor Creflo Dollar. Larry Creflo Dollar all right i was 95 cents away how could i forget that name . Thats right, Creflo Dollar, the only Mega Church Pastor to get his nam
Thank you very much audience chanting larry oh nice on a monday welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Spring is here, which means its graduation time. But for one georgia principal, things went sideways into randomly racisttown this weekend. It all went nutso after Nancy Gordeuk prematurely ended thet Graduation Ceremony without letting the valedictorian make his speech. She brought him up to speak, but people had already started to get up and take pictures. So she just started yelling, as one does. Im thinking yawl owe this young man an apology, especially that goober that was coming through with his little thing. That was so rude where are you, you little coward . Come on back here and lets talk. Yall are the rudest people ive ever seen in my life. conrht larry yeah, get out of here, goobers yall are being goobers. So rude all right, principal. So far, im with you. Were in rude goober solidarity right now. Who else needed a talking to . Look whos leaving . All the black
Pour yourself a tall glass of haterade, this is the the nightly show cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry whoo yes thank you very much thank you, i appreciate it. Welcome to the the nightly show. I am larry larry, larry cheers and applause weve got a story that really blew up over the weekend. Yes, the mets have won nine games unbelievable cheers and applause also, this new blowback today to the espn reporter whose abusive rant went viral. Britt mchenry has been suspended for a week after she was caught on camera berating a towing company employee. Larry well, you know. audience reacts yeah, but, you know, you get your car towed, youre going to be angry. I mean, i remember one time i said to the lady at the tow place, hey im angry so i get it. What could she have said thats worthy of a job suspension . Im in the news, sweetheart. I will bleep ing sue this place. audience reacts larry yep, sounds like solid ground for a case. Im no big city lawyer but your ra
As for punishment he got a life sentence an if you think thats harsh if you add on the likely twogame nfl suspension whooo suffah suffah applause right. So anyway, what was hernandezs reaction to the verdict . The former patriots tightened showed almost no emotion as the verdict was read except for a moment he appears to send a message directly to the jury mouthing these words. Youre wrong. In all fairness he thought he heard not guilty. Eases just correcting them. The only reason i can think of because this guy i think he definitely did it. I mean hes got a pretty crazy track record. While he was a freshman at the university of florida hernandez broke a bouncers eardrum over a disputed bar tab in a fight and was also a person of interest in the shooting of two men. But no charges were filed because, well you know university of florida. laughter hey, though youve got to respect hernandez he went to college to pursue and perfect his two craft football and murdering people. laughter give