The official twitter account for the Republican Party yesterday, tweeted a fake Abraham Lincoln quote. Okay, yeah, i i knew that didnt look right. [ laughter ] President Trump today held a press conference with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Just look at those two. It looks like a debate between a snowboarding instructor and a ghost that drowned. [ laughter ] trudy and the beast. [ light laughter ] President Trump today, spoke on the phone with the president s of nigeria and south africa, and i just pray that before those calls, someone told him how to pronounce nigeria. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow is valentines day, and to celebrate, education secretary betsy devos, made her own candies. [ laughter ] President Trump will reportedly have lunch with Chris Christie tomorrow. Just a salad please, said christie, when asked if there was anything on the menu he didnt want. [ laughter ] apples stock hit an alltime high today, and i think i know why. [ light laughter
Good or bad . I think thats a confirmation theyre no good. Were coming to you from los angeles. It was sunny and 76 here today. [ cheers and applause ] if youre watching on the east coast, were sorry, we didnt do it on purpose, it just happens all the time. Winter storm orson is the second major storm to hit the northeast the past few days. Massachusetts was hit especially hard. One good thing about bad weather is what happens to the local news. This is courtesy of the 22 news team in western massachusetts who unwittingly provided us with t tonights edition of behind the news. Since the snow started this morning at about 6 15 to 6 30, it has not let up at all. It is coming down pretty suddenly here in springfield. You can see that the visibility has been reduced. Ive seen countless spinouts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the last time anyone saw her. You know the weathers bad when the treemonsters start to come out. In hollywood we are smack dab in the middle of the only season we have
Good or bad . I think thats a confirmation theyre no good. Were coming to you from los angeles. It was sunny and 76 here today. [ cheers and applause ] if youre watching on the east coast, were sorry, we didnt do it on purpose, it just happens all the time. Winter storm orson is the second major storm to hit the northeast the past few days. Massachusetts was hit especially hard. One good thing about bad weather is what happens to the local news. This is courtesy of the 22 news team in western massachusetts who unwittingly provided us with t tonights edition of behind the news. Since the snow started this morning at about 6 15 to 6 30, it has not let up at all. It is coming down pretty suddenly here in springfield. You can see that the visibility has been reduced. Ive seen countless spinouts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the last time anyone saw her. U weathers bad when the treemonsters start to come out. In hollywood we are smack dab in the middle of the only season we have out here,
The official twitter account for the Republican Party yesterday, tweeted a fake Abraham Lincoln quote. Okay, yeah, i i knew that didnt look right. [ laughter ] President Trump today held a press conference with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Just look at those two. It looks like a debate between a snowboarding instructor and a ghost that drowned. [ laughter ] trudy and the beast. [ light laughter ] President Trump today, spoke on the phone with the president s of nigeria and south africa, and i just pray that before those calls, someone told him how to pronounce nigeria. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow is valentines day, and to celebrate, education secretary betsy devos, made her own candies. [ laughter ] have lunch with Chris Christie tomorrow. Just a salad please, said christie, when asked if there was anything on the menu he didnt want. [ laughter ] apples stock hit an alltime high today, and i think i know why. [ light laughter ] during their grammy performan
Got some very good news today. For those of you who are looking to get off the planet. Anybody ready to go . Astronomers at the Carnegie Institution is discovered more than a hundred potential planets that may be habitable. Which means were one step closer to finding a planet with intelligent life. [ laughter ] its exciting. Especially, for members of the scientific community, this is on the level of like a woman brushing up against them on the subway exciting. This might not be the best time to make contact with aliens. They say, take us to your leader. What do we do at that time . Our leaders a little busy on twitter right now. How about we take you to oprah . Shes nice, youll like her. What a day it was in washington today. [ cheers and applause ] i know that many of you in our audience are here on vacation or whatever. But it might have been our craziest one yet. You know, there were demonstrations across the country today to protest the president S Immigration policy. Immigrants w