Tonight ettu franken, plus stephen welcomes ben affleck, greta gerwig and musical guest dead company featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo how are you . Hey, everybody. applause . Stephen hey, everybody, how are you . Thank you. Please sit down, everybody. Welcome to the late show, im your host Stephen Colbert. Folks applause . Stephen every day it seems like we find out about another highprofile sexual harasser. And today is no exception. Brace yourself, because it is senator al franken. Hes been accused of kissing and groping a woman without her consent. Come on, franken i guess there are no good people left so lets just get it over with. Just tell us whatever you did, jimmy carter, barack obama, tom hanks, malala. laughter . Jon oh my. Stephen as a fellow comedian i long admired al franken but i got to say this does not bode well for louis c. K. s senate hopes. l
Tonight ettu franken, plus stephen welcomes ben affleck, greta gerwig and musical guest dead company featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo how are you . Hey, everybody. applause . Stephen hey, everybody, how are you . Thank you. Please sit down, everybody. Welcome to the late show, im your host Stephen Colbert. Folks applause . Stephen every day it seems like we find out about another highprofile sexual harasser. And today is no exception. Brace yourself, because it is senator al franken. Hes been accused of kissing and groping a woman without her consent. Come on, franken i guess there are no good people left so lets just get it over with. Just tell us whatever you did, jimmy carter, barack obama, tom hanks, malala. laughter . Jon oh my. Stephen as a fellow comedian i long admired al franken but i got to say this does not bode well for louis c. K. s senate hopes. l
You pressed 1 for normal. Guess what . Im not selling you a ticket. Maybe you should call fandango. To learn how movie phone discontinued in 2014 is still a reference in a comedy bit, press 2. To start the late show, press 3. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guests dead and company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen nice. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, too kind its friday friday thank you opinion welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. I i am so, so pleased and honored to be your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, it is friday. cheers and applause you cant control them. Its a friday audience. You cant control them. Theyre like wild horses. And you know, Everybody Knows what friday means there is more Sexual Harassment news. Unfortunately, thats also
A tribute to sharon jones and the legendary roots ew. Questlove 772. Yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a great crowd right there. That is a hot, new york city crowd right there tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it, baby. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] looking good. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. You guys, thanksgiving is less than a week away. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people are traveling, but heres a tip, heres a tip. Before you get a pat down at the airport, make sure its from an actual tsa worker and not a United States senator. Okay . Just do [ cheers and applause ] dont worry about it. Thats a little tip from me to you. You hear about this . At a rally today, roy moores wife, kayla, said trump should thank him for distracting people from russia. [ laughter ] then she thanked al franken for distracting people from her husband. [ ch
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] democrats last night won the governorships in virginia and new jersey. Or as fox news reported, are emojis turning kids gay . [ laughter and applause ] last night, danica roem became virginias first openly transgender person elected to the house of delegates. [ cheers and applause ] defeating robert marshal, a conservative republican who wrote a controversial antilgbt bathroom bill. So bad news, robert. She did get to choose her own bathroom, and she chose the one in your old office. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump tweeted today that quote, noko has interpreted americas past restrain as weakness. This would be a fatal miscalculation. Do not underestimate us and do not try us. Strong words except for noko. [ light laughter ] youre trying to talk about an existential threat to the world. Dont make it sound like a cool new york neighborhood. [ light laughter ] my friend grayson just got a loft in noko. Hes opening a hot sauce museum. [ laughter