You pressed 1 for normal. Guess what . Im not selling you a ticket. Maybe you should call fandango. To learn how movie phone discontinued in 2014 is still a reference in a comedy bit, press 2. To start the late show, press 3. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guests dead and company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen nice. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, too kind its friday friday thank you opinion welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. I i am so, so pleased and honored to be your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, it is friday. cheers and applause you cant control them. Its a friday audience. You cant control them. Theyre like wild horses. And you know, Everybody Knows what friday means there is more Sexual Harassment news. Unfortunately, thats also
You pressed 1 for normal. Guess what . Im not selling you a ticket. Maybe you should call fandango. To learn how movie phone discontinued in 2014 is still a reference in a comedy bit, press 2. To start the late show, press 3. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell and musical guests dead and company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen nice. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, too kind its friday friday thank you opinion welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. I i am so, so pleased and honored to be your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, it is friday. cheers and applause you cant control them. Its a friday audience. You cant control them. Theyre like wild horses. And you know, Everybody Knows what friday means there is more Sexual Harassment news. Unfortunately, thats also
Show has secured the First Exclusive appearance by mrs. Trump to address the controversy. Please welcome Melania Trump. cheers and applause welcome, mrs. Trump. I understand you have a statement. Yes, that is true. Stephen and this was written by the same staffers who wrote last nights speech . Yes, i wrote it. Stephen the floor is yours. My fellow americans, this is cheers and applause this is truly the best of times, it is the worst of times. I did not plagiarize my speech last night. I would never do such a thing. I would not, could not with a goat. laughter applause i could not, would not on a boat. laughter applause that is because i learned honesty during my humble upbringing in west philadelphia, i was born and raised cheers and applause thank you on the playground is where i spent most of my days. So to those who say i stole my speech, i say give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar. cheers and applause they may be able to take our lives, but th
Controversy. Please welcome Melania Trump. cheers and applause welcome, mrs. Trump. I understand you have a statement. Yes, that is true. Stephen and this was written by the same staffers who wrote last nights speech . Yes, i wrote it. Stephen the floor is yours. My fellow americans, this is cheers and applause this is truly the best of times, it is the worst of times. I did not plagiarize my speech last night. I would never do such a thing. I would not, could not with a goat. laughter applause i could not, would not on a boat. laughter applause that is because i learned honesty during my humble upbringing in west philadelphia, i was born and raised cheers and applause thank you on the playground is where i spent most of my days. So to those who say i stole my speech, i say give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar. cheers and applause they may be able to take our lives, but they will never take our freedom cheers and applause im as mad as hell and im n
Mrs. Trump to address the controversy. Please welcome Melania Trump. cheers and applause welcome, mrs. Trump. I understand you have a statement. Yes, that is true. Stephen and this was written by the same staffers who wrote last nights speech . Yes, i wrote it. Stephen the floor is yours. My fellow americans, this is cheers and this is truly the best of times, it is the worst of times. I did not plagiarize my speech last night. I would never do such a thing. I would not, could not with a goat. laughter applause i could not, would not on a boat. laughter applause that is because i learned honesty during my humble upbringing in west philadelphia, i was born and raised cheers and applause thank you on the playground is where i spent most of my days. So to those who say i stole my speech, i say give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar. cheers and applause they may be able to take our lives, but they will never take our freedom cheers and applause im as mad