Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Bryan Cranston julia garner musical guest, surfaces. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey you guys hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, this weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this President Trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run ar just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy, the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come on, man
Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests brian cranston. Julia garner musical guests surfaces. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. This weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this. President trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run around a Gridlocked Congress jimmy just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come o
Evan rachel wood musical guest, annie lennox. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show at home edition. My name is jimmy fallon and thank you so much for watching we have a great show for you tonight. Guys, i want to wish everyone a happy Star Wars Day. Thats right its a time fans say may the 4th be with you, which is great, because now you know what day it is yep, they call it Star Wars Day because of the phrase may the 4th be with you, which as we know is how baby yoda said it before his front teeth grew in meanwhile, tomorrow is Cinco De Mayo though right now americans are thinking, yeah, like we need an excuse to sit around drinking tequila all day long. Check this out i heard that doctors and dentists have now started removing magazines from their waiting room patients are like, oh, no now how will i find out who was named sexiest man alive in 1997 . Brad pitt and Jennifer Aniston are
Guests john boyega, Abigail Spencer, musical guest, jp saxe featuring Julia Michaels and the legendary roots crew questlove 1165 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody i love you, jimmy jimmy i love you too, sir. You too, sir i love you, yeah [ light laughter ] i love everybody here. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching its gonna be fun tonight. Youre gonna love it you guys, tomorrow is thanksgiving so im happy youre here thank you very much. [ cheers and applause i love thanksgiving. Its fun spending the day looking at passed out relatives and trying to guess full, high or drunk . [ laughter ] thats right thanksgiving is almost here. Tomorrow youll be patting, rubbing and stuffing your turkey while today the tsa did all of that to you. [ laughter ] steve hey. Jimmy even though its thanksgiving, tomorrow you
Leonard klinerock at ucla and his graduate student wanted to send a transmission from a computer at ucla to a computer at stanford to something called arpa net. It took a computer the size of a room to tell you which golden girl you are. So the actual message they sent was interesting. They wrote, lo. And then the system crashed. The full message he was trying to send was supposed to be look at this picture of my penis. We made that up . They actually were trying to send the word login. But now our president is using that very technology on a daily basis, with [cheers and applause] to tweet gems like this. Today he tweeted nervous nancy pelosi is doing Everything Possible to destroy the republican party. Our polls show that its going to be just the oppodite. Is that the new eddie murphy movie oppodite . Even with all the madness, the president and first lady were handing out candy. What kind of music do you play when you have a bunch of little kids coming over . Jimmy thats right, mich