You got a great last one planned . Im not talking about the show jon oh, have you not heard . Jon what . I was with your doctor last night and well, you know enjoy these two weeks, buddy have fun jon today you were talking to my doctor, indeed he was sharing my private and apparently catastrophic medical condition. Weird. As long as we remember you, john. Its like you wont really be dying. Jon im not dying im just leaving the show Larry Wilmore well be right back. Thats our show here it is, your moment of zen. Looking at early pictures of her stepgrandsons family, she had an observation. Hes lookingtioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry tonightly, president obama is in africa this week. Upon arrival his first comment was, everything looks smaller than i remember. Goo goo, gaga. Uh. While visiting kenya he joined a line dance at a state dinner the name of the line dance . I give zero bleep shuffle. And in the wake of a movie theatre shooting rick perry says the answer is to bring gun
Senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. Jon fathers homeland ha ha hmm his fathers homeland, the place where his phat was born ill suspect some of my critics back home are suggesting im back here to look for my birth certificate. laughter jon well that stole a lot of the joy out of my joke. You host the daily show obama and ill just pack up and move to some farm in new jersey whats that . Oh im i am doing that . Next week . Wow well, good thing youre here, otherwise i would
Afternoon. Kpix 5 reporter kiet do is live in santa cruz with the chilling new details from the investigation. Kiet. When officers discovered her body in the dumpster they say the accused teenager was standing right nearby. He was arrested immediately. That was right around 8 00 in the evening. He was taken to the stationhouse interviewed overnight until early this morning. Police did not give an indication as to the motive or whether or not he confessed. It was a detective who decided to do one more check of a recycling dumpster when he made the discovery. Maddies body was concealed in a recycle bin in a way that was not obvious or readily apparent. Reporter investigators say 8yearold Maddy Middleton was acquainted with the 15yearold boy and went to his apartment willingly. Investigators say she was killed in the hour between when she was reported missing and when officers first arrived on scene. It appears that she was lured to the suspects apartment willingly. Additionally we have h
Alislam. Barack obama is set to shortly become the first ever u. S. President to address the African Union. A short tour of the region is in focus on security and human rights. He is now in the ethiopian capital. We have seen those images in the last halfhour of the main African Union building there making a speech to the unit. He has already praised many in the fight against terror. Expressing real concern about democratic and human rights. One of the issues obama has been addressing is the civil war and south sudan. Tens of thousands have been killed in the conflict area it is hoped the two sides will agree to a peace deal by midaugust, but the rebel leader has told france 24 there are some issues to be resolved. Our correspondent has this report. Calling for a breakthrough in the peace efforts, barack obama underlined the urgency of the situation in south sudan. Speaking in addis ababa, he thanked the African Union and the radio and the mediation force. President obama the situation
A United States senator again respectfully is subject to a sense of selfimportance after it while and youve got to guard against that. I think at the time president elect reagan said to you, think he came up to you at a party. Jack is too modest to tell the story but i will tell you the story that i heard. And the story was that on his first visit to washington having won the election he was being vetted at Katharine Grahams place, the famous owner of the Washington Post and there was a receiving line. Reagan arrived. Jack happened to be there and reagan came in and he was talking to kay graham and he looked over and he saw jack watson. He made a beeline over to jack. The story i heard said jack, its so good to see you. My people tell me that if you had been chief of staff from the beginning i wouldnt be here. [laughter] a story of extreme exaggeration. [laughter] i think theres a little bit of truth to it. He did say it but he was also one of the most charming man that ever journal a