The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news. Like everyone now, scientists around the world are no longer thinking about anything other than the coronavirus. In fact, many scientists have dropped almost all other research and are only focusing on cures and treatments for covid 19, which i think is great, because i think scientists are too busy working on random shit, anyway. Theres always the one random scientist where you read the headline, new study shows ducks can only live two seconds in states. We dont even need to know that whos doing that experiment . How did you get money into this . Now scientists are deciding they will put cooperation ahead of competition and Share Research immediately rather than waiting for months published results and get credit for themselves, which makes sense to me, this is not the time to worry about credit.
It looks exactly the same and your cupcakes are healthy. Well catch up on businesses booming from the coronavirus, the trials of dr. Fauci and President Trump itching to leave the house again. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news first. As you know, hospitals are running short on essential equipment to treat people with coronavirus, including ventilators, to help people breathe because, remember, its a respiratory illness. Now, great news, major Car Manufacturers like ford and General Motors announced they will be retooling their factories to make ventilators tt them up and running, but, still, i mean, this is great that the Car Companies are stepping up to help with the ventilator shortage. And its going to be great. Just means the next fast and furious movie will be a bitle weird its about family and breathi
Interview today, quote, the presidency is not just a reality show. Said trump, youre lucky you have immunity this week. [ laughter ] youre lucky. [ light laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi, today, called president trumps behavior villainous and said that he is, quote, crying out for impeachment. And then she said the democrats are not on the road to impeachment. Then she said the president s family should hold an intervention for him [ laughter ] well, which is it, nancy this is usually the part where the waiter says, do you need a few more minutes . [ laughter and applause thats right [ cheers and applause thats right nancy pelosi said she wishes president trumps family or staff would have an intervention for the good of the country. Although, lets face it, interventions dont generally work if everybody there is also drunk. [ slurring ] do you want to read your letter, uncle mike . I cant, its too my letters too blurry. [ laughter ] the department of Homeland Security reported this
And this one is a weird one. Its a weird one this time. The person in the car is a white woman. And the cop is speaking, you know what, just watch. Fuse your phone, its in your lap right now. I just dont want to put my hands down. Im really sorry. No, no, i have seen way too many videos of cops killing people. But youre not black, remember, we only kill black people, yeah, we only kill black people, right. Trevor apparently in the cops defense was that he was trying to calm the woman down, that is what they said he was doing am but i can see why it wasnt working because the cop says relax, we only shoot black people am and she must have been thinking i thought you only pulled over black people and yet here we are. I am not taking any chances with you. And you know what is crazy, this footage is from his own dashcam. It always amazes me that coulds say stuff like this when they know that they are being taped. What does he say when the camera is not on on. He only kill black people, now
To see if that species is worthy of joining. Needless to say, you all failed. [clears throat] people of earth, since you did not return the space cash, your species and your planet is hereby forever blocked off and barred from the rest of the universe. Goodbye. No, hey, wait wait no well, that sucks captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. Trevor welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning inment i appreciate t im trevor noah our guest tonight joining us to talk about the future of Artificial Intelligence linkedin cofounder reid hoffman is joining us, everybody. applause . Trevor but first, but first theres yet another video of a police stop gone wrong. Its from cobb county georgia and this one is a weird one. Its a weird one this time. The person in the car is a white woman. And the cop is speaking, you know what, just watch. Fuse your phone, its in your lap right now. I