Jimmy thank you very much. Wow thank you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. So between Memorial Day Travel and the indy 500, its a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause thats right, its memorial day weekend. And i read that veterans and Service Members can get discounts at outback steak house. [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10 off a bloomin onion. [ laughter and applause this isnt good. The department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about ecoli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbqs, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one lets get to some news here. Today, President Trump left for
Interview today, quote, the presidency is not just a reality show. Said trump, youre lucky you have immunity this week. [ laughter ] youre lucky. [ light laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi, today, called president trumps behavior villainous and said that he is, quote, crying out for impeachment. And then she said the democrats are not on the road to impeachment. Then she said the president s family should hold an intervention for him [ laughter ] well, which is it, nancy this is usually the part where the waiter says, do you need a few more minutes . [ laughter and applause thats right [ cheers and applause thats right nancy pelosi said she wishes president trumps family or staff would have an intervention for the good of the country. Although, lets face it, interventions dont generally work if everybody there is also drunk. [ slurring ] do you want to read your letter, uncle mike . I cant, its too my letters too blurry. [ laughter ] the department of Homeland Security reported this
An all new closer look featuring the 8g band with zoe brecher. [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well tonight. And now, if you dont mind, were gonna get to the news. President biden had his annual physical today at walter reed. Doctors say he is fit as a fiddle, specifically this 300yearold stradivarius. [ light laughter ] thats right President Biden today had his annual physical and i think fox news messed with his eye chart [ laughter ] it wouldnt count. Wouldnt be legally binding. According to a new report, Top Democrats privately think that President Biden is too old for reelection but worry that his decision not to run would cause chaos in the democratic party. You guys didnt see this coming . We elected a halffinished game of jenga and now [ laughter ] youre all saying, oh, everybody move your drinks [ light laughter ] President Biden spoke today about the aerial objects shot down by the military
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