With Chronic Output Delays and mounting debt. Now back in january, boeing faced a lot of scrutiny after a Door Panel blew off a 737 Max Jet in midair. The strike is set to begin at 11 59 p. M. Pacific time, or 2 59 a. M. Eastern. Will almost certainly stop production of that 737 max, the companys best selling airliner. Im chanley painter. Noww back to regular programmia already in progress bridge. He did this by promisingng to quit making music. Yeah, thats a good one. Kamala harris is flying to north carolinthat ia. Na t get the undecided vote while Joe Biden is meeting With Sainet Peter to get the dead vote. Oh, i get iter ]. Kes. More of those jokes. Democrat jim Clyburn Advisesa Kamala not to do more interviews because she could say Somethinharris Ng Migt be used againsT Her, like reminding them shes currently li president. New York Congressman Jerry Nadler fell during actualp testimony from families who lost Lovedring Act ones to o immigrant crime. But give him a break. Ilime. Up
I yes, It appears theres no arbate around my appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. So people are accusIng last NIghts Debate moderators of teamIng Uy Wednesp Trump whIe lettIng kamalas slIde. Trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. So much so youd thInk were workIng from a slanted Roofyo Belt lIke an ambush. You knowd than, wIth Kamala Ande moderators jumpIng all over trump. I havent seenlIke three on one. That dIsturbIng sInce I was at that golden gIrls trump afterparty. I just watched It. Its what I lIke to do. Understandably, the moderators were heavIly crItIcIzed for theIr bIas. TheIr DavId MuIr seemed completely crmoved by the crItIquesbI. In a bIased factcheck of trump, muIr claImed crIme Is usIng dIscredIted data from the fbI. Wow. DavId so gullIble, he probably stIll belIeves those photos I took them really were for a charIty calendar act. Jokes on you. MeanwhIle, Kamala HarrIs referred to january sIx as the greatest attack on amerIcan democracy sInce the cI
Scott Beggs Scott Beggs stop. And i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday, everyone. So its been two days since cnn announced theyre bringing back brian stelter. Two days. And already Jake Tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator once again to buy. The doj has formally accused russia of election interference. I guess whats old is new. If your president has dementia. Liz cheney says shes voting for Kamala Harris. Well, then kamala has my vote, says one man. Thats benedict arnold. For all you non history buffs. A Las Vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But dont worry, the corpse was returned safely. Hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea, which would have allowed him to plead while maintaining his innocence. Guess he wanted to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. California is mulling a requiring cars to tell drivers when theyre speeding
Yes. I feel like willie brown. Yeah, its begun. Happy tuesda gy. So San Francisco 49 ers player Ricky Pearsall Will Missg at least four games after being shot during an Bey Whereasobber the Detroit Lions call it the off season. Kamala harris is being called out for wearing Headphonest Ason and holding Hel Phone up to her ear. It hit spike wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid The Press while boarding Air T Avrce two. What do you think she could be listening to that wass on Soi Importanngt . How to act like a normal human being. Audio book. Chapter one remember occurred comes after a noun. A noun is a person, place or thing. A verb is a word to describe action. And whatever you do, keep your husband away from that. End of chapter one. Yeah. Hep in narnia. Who hasnt . Meanwhile camilla is being accused of using a fake accent while giving a speech in detroit. Worse, after giving a speech in pittsburg speech, president is being accused of using englisburgh. But you have to give Kamal
I know. I know. I. All right. Yes, i know. I ve bee wn working out. That it s friday, so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight ms. He looks like the guy who stolej your underwear in fifth grade. Comedian jim naughtoimn. The only thing that can him is that very powerful magnet, fox news contributor. Johnny, joeyg , joe june. A baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath. New york times best selling hot contributor gets it. And a goodyear tire wasd ear his teethingti ring. New york times best selling author, comedian for random. I need to take a break. Okay. S. We get to some news stories. Let s do this. Greg s leftovers. Lmm. All right, so these are thekes leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t we use this week. And as always, it s my first time reading them, so theyre am skin. Joe mackey running around in maple sirup and feed him to fire ants. White but why? look how wide i am i compare d to my makeup than white. A long time boss. I knowa long t. So this week the tsa